Nu's Patented Awkward Conversations Chapter 2
Seriously, Nu?
Nu, Lambda and Mu were sitting in Lambda's room trying to think of how to make Lambda stop being so emotionless. Mu was just there since she hated everything anyway, but her sister needed her there for moral support.
"Alright, Nu is going to help you stop being such a downer and we will get you a man!" She screamed with a fist pump. Lambda just stared ahead.
"Nu, there is a 86.2 percent chance of failure at your current activity. Please cease your current action." Lambda said. Nu thought she just sounded like a robot sometimes. Mu just stood there with a cynical look on her face.
"This is stupid. Why bother even bringing men up anyway?" Mu asked Nu. Nu smiled and put her hand on Mu's cold shoulder.
"Mu, Nu wants to help Lambda because she has something inside her waiting to come out." Nu said giggling. Mu shook her head. This girl really needed to learn her place.
"No, Nu, I'm fairly sure that is what you are trying to get to happen to her." Mu said coldly. Nu just burst out laughing at the realization.
Lambda just crawled under her bed blushing at the words that were just said. It looks like she isn't so emotionless after all.
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Nu heard the doorbell ring and ran to the door excited for company.
"NU WILL GET IT!" She yelled shoving Ragna out of the way. She opened the door and was greeted by the straight as an arrow Tsubaki.
"Why, hello, Nu. Is Ragna home? I have a favor to ask." Tsubaki greeted the girl with a smile.
"TSUKI! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN LIKE FOREVER!" The girl squealed crushing the older girl in a hug. Tsubaki coughed a little and hugged the girl back.
"So is Ragna here?" Tsubaki asked. She heard a bumping noise coming from Ragna's room.
"Uhhh…Let Nu check." Nu said as she walked off to Ragna's room. She opened the door and saw Ragna trying to put together a life-sized doll of Haruhi Suzumiya with a hammer and nails. Nu just shrugged her shoulders and went back to Tsubaki.
"Ragna is a bit busy hammering Haruhi in his room right now. Can you come back later?" Nu asked. This earned quite the blush from Tsubaki who stammered while walking out of the apartment.
"Uh…T…T…Tell Ragna good luck for me. I will be back later." Tsubaki said running out of the apartment.
"What's going on, Nu? What was all the racket out here about?" Ragna asked stepping out of his room.
"Oh, Tsubaki just heard you were hammering Haruhi and ran out." Nu said giggling. Ragna's ears just steamed and he went back to his room.
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Nu and Ragna were sitting at the table watching Hazama practice a magic trick.
"Alright, losers. Pick a card. I swear, this trick is gonna knock your socks off." Hazama said. Nu lifted up her legs and pointed to them.
"Nu doesn't wear socks" She said. Ragna and Hazama sighed. How this girl got through daily life was beyond them.
"Yeah, whatever. Anyway, pick a card." Hazama said again holding the cards out to Nu. Nu took one out of the deck.
"Ok, now what does Nu do?" Nu said looing at the card. Hazama had a gleam in his eye.
"Now you put it back in here and I will guess it." Hazama said holding the deck back to Nu. Nu placed her card back in the deck and Ragna caught Hazama slipping the card into his sleeve. Tricky bastard.
"Hold on you trick. I saw that. You just tried to trick Nu using a trick within a trick." Ragna said. Nu gasped.
"RAGNA, DOES THIS MEAN HAZAMA HAS TAKEN MY INNOCENCE AWAY?" Nu yelled waving her arms. Ragna sighed and walked off. Nu followed him leaving Hazama to his nosebleed passed out on the floor.
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Nu, Ragna and Rachel were sitting in the living room watching an old vampire movie. Nu had never seen one before and got talkative halfway through.
"Hey, Rachel. Nu wants to know if you suck blood like the vampire thingy in the movie. Will you show Nu?" The girl said with excitement. Rachel just sighed.
"No, you imbecile. I do not suck blood even if I am a vampire." Rachel said coldly. Nu thought for a moment.
"So if you do not suck blood what do you suck then? Nu bets there is something you would like to suck. You are a vampire, I mean." Nu said going a mile a minute. That last comment caused Rachel to blush heavily and promptly leave the room.
"What did Nu say this time? Why does everyone always leave when Nu talks?" Nu huffed. She turned to Ragna to ask him, but she noticed he had already climbed out of the window and was running down the street.
"Nu wonders if Ragna knows what Rachel wants to suck since she is a vampire." She said putting a finger to her temple.
"SHUT UP, NU"
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Nu was sitting alone in her room trying to find something to do since she was alone in the apartment.
"Nu is sooooo bored. I wish Ragna was here. He would play with Nu." She said in a whiny tone. She started to jog in place.
"If Ragna and Nu got to rough then we would be all sweaty though. Then Nu would have to shower and get all of the stuff off of Nu." Nu said jogging slightly faster.
"Nu does like it when Nu and Ragna play rough though. It can be much more stimulating that way." Nu said actually running in circles around her room.
"Nu is gonna-" She was cut off by her phone ringing. She picked it up wondering who it could be.
"NU IF YOU SAY ONE MORE GOD DAMN WORD I WILL COME HOME AND BREAK YOU!" Ragna screamed from the other line. Nu laughed.
"Oh, Ragna. Did you forget that Nu told you that Nu doesn't break easily?" She giggled. All she heard was the sound of an agonizing scream and a click from the other end.
"Now back to what Nu was doing." She said as she resumed her laps around her room.
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AUTHORS NOTES
Well chapter 2 is up. Oh Nu and your weird conversations. We know you don't mean them...or do you? We may never know with the enigma that is your brain...or lack thereof. Please R&R
-Echoesofmercy