Meeting:Chapter 2
Hello firework aliens. That didnt make sences but OK. Shout out to MuchoMangoz1734! Thanks so much for reviewing it means a lot to me. You were my first reviewer! And if anyone wants me to add anything to my story tell me!
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Simon POV
As soon as Emmet and I hit the forest line he started to really run. I followed after him until he said "Here comes the fun part, when you smell an animal just pounce! And kill it squeeze it...so soft and hairy..." I gave him a weird look. Maybe he is as crazy As Edward said. "Gotcha" Emmet screamed "I knew you would think I'm weird! Go E-man go E-man go E-man!" Okay that was weird? Right then I smelled something so delicious it was like vegy boritoes. I ran sprinting towards the smell when Emmet yelled "Dude" what de he want?! "Your chasing after a squirle." I stopped dead in my tracks and mumbled "Well this is akward." Emmet grinned "Hell yahs! Will you give me a 'Bella and Edward's cottage needs replacing... Again'" he must of relised what he said because he ran like a bullet away from the house screaming "Ahhhhhhh please Bella have mercy! Don't kill me!"

Bella POV
I was talking to Magnus when we heard "Will you give me a 'Bella and Edward's cottage needs to be replaced again!'" Followed by a "Ahhhh Bella please have mercy!" Emmet,Emmet,Emmet. He is in for it now. One look around the rest of the room put me in a state of semi-shock. "Hey Jake,Seth,Lea. How you doing?" At that they all started rolling around on the floor laughing. I yelled "Not cool,Not cool at all!"

Magnus POV
Renessme came bouncing down the stairs while Jacob and the pack were laughing. She had a questioning look on her face, Jacob instantly had a huge grin on his face. I wonder what was up with the two of them. He couldn't be interested he was at least 10 years older than her(I really couldn't say anything I was 800, give or take a couple centuries, older than Alexander). Jacob sobered "Okay Papa mountain lion" what? "I'll have more respect for you and Bella, but only because of Nessie. If I had killed you Eddie boy..." Nessie's brown eyes gazed at her father. "Papa what does Jake mean by if he killed you?" OH NO. This is going to get hairy.

Emmet POV
Simon and I were back from hunting. We walked in the house and I had the sudden urge to talk to Rose. "Rose" I began "You know the thing I was talking about earlier, with the honey? I think it's a good idea." Alice's eyes widen and screamed "No I thought your other ideas were bad." I frowned "Please Allie, it's fine we won't get hurt."

Alice POV
I had a vision as Emmet walked in it was of Emmet and Rosalie covered in honey doing there...martial activities in the woods when Nessie and Jacob run in the clearing. Enough said. Edward saw my vision and if vampires could faint he would have. He spoke. "Emmet I'm not worried about your safety I'm think Nessie would be tramatized. Don't do it." It was bad enough walking in on me and Jazzy, Carlisle and Esme, and her parents. I looked over at Edward he had a weird face on like he could hear a strange persons scent. "Emmet please," Bella pleaded " Just don't." she was about to echo my statement when I not so subtlety cough. Wait vampires don't cough. She looked around and noticed that the pack was still on the floor. Nessie cleared her throat. We all looked her way, her eyes we full of confusion. I stood up and pulled Jasper with me. I'll let Edward and the mutt work that one out.

A/N so so so so sorry I didnt update. I'm trying to update every 10 days but I'm right in the middle of testing. I kinda of wrote this under my desk in biology. We're studying MITOSIS. AHHHH LIKE IN THE MOVIE!? ゚リト? ゚リト? ゚リト? ゚リト? ゚リト? ゚リト? ゚リト well I'm done here R&R please.
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