Nu's Patented Awkward Conversations

A Nu day in paradise.

"Aww, Makoto, you beat me again…" Nu whined. This was the sixth time in a row she had lost a game of blazblue to the girl. Makoto just laughed at the girl. She always had been better at fighting games than her younger friend.

"Oh, don't get so down in the dumps, girl. I'll make you some banana cream crepes to cheer you up all right?" Makoto said wandering into the kitchen. Nu's eyes shined brightly at this and nodded.

"Nu loves you Makoto! Please make them extra creamy. Nu likes it when it bursts in her mouth!" The silver haired girl squealed. Makoto froze at the remark and got a slight nose-bleed at the image she just imagined. Nu stopped and walked up to the girl and waved her hand in front of the girls blank stare.

"Yoo hoo…Is Makoto home?"

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Rachel was sitting in Nu's room with the girl watching her do her hair into many different styles. She had to admit, the girl was skilled at what she did, but she was still rather bored with the whole scenario.

"Rachel you should let Nu do your hair. It will be fun!" Nu said turning around to the blonde vampire. Rachel backed away slightly. She knew how spontaneous this girl could be.

"That is quite alright. I am perfectly content with how my hair is styled, thank you." She said hoping to get the girl off the subject. That, however, was not the case.

"Please? Nu has many techniques that will surely make it feel good" Nu said with a pout. Rachel suddenly blushed and waved her hand. Nu was thrown into a black portal. When Nu fell out of the portal, she found herself in the middle of an island with ocean all around her.

"WHAT DID NU SAY?!"

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Tsubaki, Rachel, Nu, and Noel were all sitting around the table enjoying a snack of homemade cookies that Tsubaki had made.

"Tsubaki, these cookies are exquisite. What did you put in them?" Rachel said as she swallowed another of the cookies they had all be scarfing down. Tsubaki just giggled.

"That is a secret, I'm afraid." The red haired girl said. She enjoyed baking for people and loved it when they enjoyed her food. Noel made a mental note to try and get the recipe from Tsubaki later, but continued to wolf down cookies at an alarming rate.

"These cookies are like Nu's ticket to heaven. I wish Ragna was here so Nu could give him something to eat as well." Nu said with a smile. Everyone stopped and looked at Nu with wide eyes. Nu looked confused.

"You are all welcome to Nu's treat as well, of course." She stated. With that Rachel waved her hand at Nu and she, once again, flew into a black portal. She tumbled out into the middle of a forest surrounded by trees and thick, wet air.

"NOT AGAIN!"

END

Nu and Lambda are both getting ready to go out to dinner with their friends, Rachel and Noel. It was the first time that Lambda had been out anywhere in a long time since she was usually holed up in her room most of the time. Nu squealed at how cute she was able to make Lambda look. Lambda just blushed furiously.

"Nu, this is embarrassing. Why do I need to go out like this? There is a 64 percent chance that something will go wrong with me wearing this outfit." The blonde girl stated in her robotic tone. Nu made a mental not to break her of this habit soon.

"You look AWESOME, Sis. You are going to have so many people ogling you that we will have to beat them off with a stick if they try and get closer to you." Nu said smiling. She did have a point. She had put Lambda in a cute skirt and blouse that had slightly resembled a sailor suit uniform and small combat boots that seemed to be popular right now.

Nu heard knocking at the door and figured it was Rachel and Noel so she ran to get it leaving Lambda blushing in her room.

"HELLO!" Nu yelled as she opened the door to greet her friends. Noel and Rachel walked inside and noticed that Lambda was nowhere to be seen.

"I'm ready to go…" Lamda stated walking out from the back of the hall. Nu squealed with delight.

"Doesn't she look awesome in that? She is going to have so many seaman on her it will be-" Nu said as she disappeared into a void.

"hard to get them off-OOF!" Nu grunted as she hit the ground. She looked up and saw that she was back on the island again.

"NOT AGAIN!"

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"Noel, what do you look for when you go out shopping?" Nu asked the girl who was entranced in an anime she had found.

"Huh? Oh I don't know. Just stuff to keep me busy I guess. I like to stay active." Noel replied not really interested since she was too engrossed in the show.

"Oh? Well you should go to the same store that my sister, Mu, goes to. She comes home and will stay in her room for hours so whatever she gets must be good. She will then start screaming and come out of her room looking flushed." The girl said. At this point, Noel had forgotten about the show and was texting someone on her phone. A black portal appeared and sucked Nu into its void.

"What is going on out here?" Mu asked walking out of her room. Noel had to agree, she did indeed look flushed.

"Oh, nothing. What are you doing in there anyway?" Noel asked the girl, her curiosity getting the best of her.

"I am playing a new zombie game that I bought. It is pretty freaky and is decently scary, so I need to come out every so often to compose myself. Why?" Mu asked. Noel just put up her hands.

"No reason!" She said. Meanwhile Nu had fallen into the middle of a desert.

"PORQUE!" She yelled to the heavens.

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"Hey Rachel I-" Nu started saying.

"No" Was all Rachel said as she sent Nu into another portal.

"I WILL W-W-W-W-WIN EVENTUALLY!" Yelled Nu as she tumbled into a glacier.

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AUTHOR'S NOTES

Sorry, I wasn't able to work on this over the weekend but I was able to finally get it out. Let me know what you guys think about it.

-Echoesofmercy