I wake up with a shnasty headache inside an underground cell chained to the wall with my hands behind my back. What happened? Where am I? I take a long look at my surroundings, and then I remember that I was fighting one of McFist's new robots, and it knocked me out. Well, I know what happened, and I'm pretty sure I know where I am. I'm in the clutches of McFist's headquarters. All of the sudden, a bright light shines above me, almost blinding my eyesight, a few seconds after the light goes on I hear the voice of the man himself.

"Well, it's a bout time you woke up ninja, we've been waiting for two hours for you to wake up. And now that you're awake, let's talk." The menacing villain sounds very pleased, he's finally captured me. HUH! Wait; did he take my mask off while I was knocked out? "What's there to talk about McFist? I mean really, you've finally captured me, and where are you anyway? Show yourself you COWARD!" I demanded the evil shoob.

"I'm in a room with a video T.V. and a microphone, so I can see everything you are doing. And so that I am safe from any strike attacks you may put on me."

"Like I said, you're a coward McFist. You're lying to all your beloved fans who still think you're the good guy. The only reason why they don't know about your evil plots, is because of me! I could have sold you out the day I found out you were out to kill me! But I didn't!" I am now trying to struggle through the chains. The chain was six feet long from the wall, so I was only a foot away from the bars. When I was struggling through my restraints, McFist advices me,

"Don't waste your breathe, the more you struggle," I am then electrocuted from the medal floor below me, "the higher the voltage gets." I scream in pain. I want to scream for help, but I know that if I do, than McFist will see that I surrender. That I, the ninja, is calling for help. I will be ashamed of myself.

"Okay ninja, now enough with all the fighting. Your life lies in my hands. One mistake and you're dead. Am I clear?" I nod my head and try to sit down.

"What do you want to talk about McFist?" I'm not sure if I should lie to every question he asks, or if I should just give in.

"Well, to start with, what's this book my robo ape found beside you, you know, the red and black book that WON'T open?" HUH! He has the Nomicon! What should I say, AH HA! I got it.

"It's my ninja journal. It's every fight and battle I have ever been in, written down from my point of view. And it won't open because it can only be opened by the ninja." As I say the last sentence, I make a grin appear from behind my mask. Knowing that McFist would have to be dumb enough to try to let me out and open the book, and as long as the Nomicon stays closed, then the Nomicon and me will both stay alive.