Chapter 2: Ying & Yang

"You're annoying."

"And you're a jerk."

"Hn."

"Hmph."

I finally get the saying, "Opposites attract" because it describes me and Sakura's relationship perfectly. She loves sweets, I hate it. I love tomatoes, she disgusted by it. She loves cats, I prefer dogs. She's a Twi-Hard, Harry Potter fan and I'm a Twi-Hate, San Francisco 49ers fan. All-Star athlete, big time book geek. Allergic to bullshit, she's the most gulliblest (not sure if that's even a word) person ever. We practically lived on different planets but, she was the Ying to my Yang. She completed me.

"Get. Off. Sakura." She didn't budge, she remained on my back and started to kiss the back of my neck softly. I grabbed both her legs as she swung them around me. "Sakura…" I moaned as I walked back in my room sitting on the edge of my bed. She wrapped her legs and arms around me tighter.

"SASUKE?" Dammit. "SASUKE? SAKURA SWEETIE? I NEED HELP WITH THE GORCERIES PLEASE!" Ugh, why now? First I got played by Sakura and now my mom just did a major cock block move.

"COMING MIKOTO!" Sakura yelled to my mom and got up. She looked at me for a second before leaning down to give me a kiss. "Next time lover boy." Rolling my eyes I stood up and she grabbed my hand.

"Hello, Sakura." My mom said kissing her cheek. "And my wittle baby son." Oh God. "There's a few more bags in the car." She said, tossing me the keys. "And make sure you lock the door."

"My wittle baby baby."

"Shut up Sakura." She laughed as she grabbed bags and walked back in the house. "Keep laughing and you're gonna regret it."

"Terrified Sasuke baaaaaayyyy-beeee." She's gonna seriously reget saying that.

"Sakura Dear, I hope you're staying for dinner! I'm making your favorite, bacon wrapped mushrooms and Mac N Cheese!" My mother said, beaming with excitement. I wasn't the only one who loves Sakura.

"Uhhh…" Sakura looked at me. "If Sasuke wants to." Because I hated bacon and wanted to puke every time I smelt cheese. "Sasuke?"

"Whatever you want." And I meant it. I would die for this girl so if eating bacon and clumps of smelly cheese is what she wants. I'll give it to her.

"YAY!" Sakura screamed and started help my mother cook. She looked happy and so did my mom. Sakura, to my mom, was the daughter she always wanted but would never have because after she gave birth to "my smart ass and boy stink" as she would say… Doctors told her she could never have another kid. Then being the man he is, God gave us Sakura.

The first day I bought her home she fit in better than I thought. She'd tease my brother along with me and joke around with him. Her and my mom would go shopping together and do all these girly things together. But the one that shocked me the most was her and my father. They would talk about politics, the issues in our government, and the economic system in our country. It was crazy. I was never interested in that stuff, it bored me to death. Saying it right now was making me fall asleep. But as weird as she is, Sakura loved it and so did my father. Head Chief of the Konoha Police Department and head chief of being the biggest dork in the world (that I love) were fascinated with one another's opinion. They all loved her because she was family and she loved them back because they were her family as well.

"Sasuke-Kun?" Sakura says softly, "I know you do-"

"Shut up woman and make my dinner." She smiles and I smile back. "Whatever you want, whatever you need. Wherever, whenever. I would do it for you." I said hugging her close to me.

"Even watch Twilight and Harry Potter movies with me?"

"In a heartbeat."