HERE'S ANOTHER AMAZING CHAPTER FROM MOI!...YEAH... I FINALLY DECIDED I SHOULD POST ANOTHER CHAPTER! SO I GOT MY LAZY ASS UP AND WROTE THIS WHILE HYPED UP ON A SHIZNIT LOAD OF MOUNTAIN DEW! ENJOY !

Leaving the social studies Sakura took out her schedule and saw she had a free period for her last hour. Sighing in relief that she didn't have to go to another god awful class she made her way to the back field where a bunch of people were hanging out. Walking down the path she looked around and found Hinata, Tenten, Ino and some girl with four ponytails waving her over. "Hey Saks wassup?" Ino asked while painting her nails. Sakura raised her eyebrows at the new girl and Ino answered her before she had to ask. "That's Temari." The girl waved and gave me a peace sign. "Hey, nice to meetcha." Sakura smiled and sat down with them under the giant tree. "What have you guys been doing?" Ino looked up from her nails. "Well some of the teachers are in an uproar because a couple of the students assaulted the gym teachers." Sakura rubbed the back of her head and the girls looked at her. "They don't know who did it right?" Sakura asked. Ino sighed in exasperation. "Please tell me you weren't a part of it." Sakura giggled nervously. "Ummm… I wasn't a part of it….. I was the main part of it..." Sakura mumbled the last part but Ino seemed to hear. "Dammit Sakura! Weren't you at least trying to stay low? I mean seriously assaulting the gym teacher on the first day? Couldn't you have at least tried to wait a week before you got yourself suspended?! Do you know how bad that looks on your record? I mean seriously you can get put in juvy for that crap!" Ino ended her lecture by hitting Sakura over the head repeatedly with her science book. "Ow ow ow ow OW! Dammit Ino stop it! It's not my fault I thought he was an evil freaking watermelon tyrant that had to be stopped before he killed all the peasants and succeeded in world domination!" Ino stopped and looked at Sakura. "You know I don't think Albert fucking Einstein could figure out how your brain works." Sakura gave her a triumphant smile. "I try." Ino banged her head against the tree. Sakura could never figure out why people did that so much around her. "That wasn't a compliment dip shit." Sakura shrugged and turned to Temari and Tenten. "Hey do you guys happen to randomly have some condoms on you?" Temari dug in her bag for a second before pulling out a box of 500 super deluxe ecstasy condoms. "Yeah, how many do ya need?" The other girls gave her a weird look before Sakura took the box. "Oh just a few, I was thinking of…" Sakura stopped and opened the box with her eyes wide. "This box is half empty…" The girls all turned to her with disbelief on their faces. "Temari…" Ino began, "How did you manage to use 250 condoms?" Said girl smiled sheepishly and scratched the back of her neck in an oh so Naruto way and shrugged. "I don't know? They ran away to live in the land of gumdrops and telletubbies?" The girls sweat dropped before turning back to Sakura. Tenten raised her eyes at Sakura dumping a bunch of condoms into her bookbag. "Sakura what are you going to do with those. Sakura giggled nervously and threw the empty box back to Temari, ignoring her indignant 'what the hell' and closing her backpack. "Oh you know the normal… Oh wait… that wasn't the right way to put that… Ummm well you'll just have to see tomorrow." Sakura said with a cheery smile. Tenten just shook her head and got up as the bell rang with the other girls. "Well I gotta go and get home to get to my karate class. So I'll see you chickas later!" Temari started walking away too. "Yeah I gotta go my brothers will kick my ass if I'm late. Bye." Ino and Sakura waved bye to them and grabbed their stuff before slowly making their way out of the school.

They met up with Naruto, Sasuke, Deidara, and Some Shikamaru dude that Ino immediately tried to molest with her eyes, in the parking lot. "Hey are you guys doing anything tonight? Cause after this stressing day I think we should go do something fun!" Ino said jumping up and down like a little kid. They all agreed though some grudgingly, coughsasukeshikamarucough. They sat there talking trying to think of someplace that would be fun to go to.

Sakura jumped up and grinned mischievously. "Hey do you guys want to go to that new club thing they just refurbished over downtown!?" They looked at her and Shikamaru sighed. "Troublesome… One, we're not old enough, and two, it's a school night." Sakura pouted but started cackling mischievously before getting a brilliant idea. "Hey don't you guys have school ID's?" They all nodded. "Can I see 'em like real quick?" They looked at her cautiously before getting them out. She snatched Deidara's first and turned her back to them while taking a bunch of things from her backpack and messing with the ID a bit. She turned around abruptly and showed them all the new and not so improved ID. "See all you need to do is use a little bit of white out and a sharpie and change the age! It'll work perfectly! And they will be none the wiser!" Sakura threw the ID at Deidara and he looked at it before exclaiming indignantly. "Hey, un! Why am I thirty years old, un? And I don't have a mustache, un!" Sakura grinned and ignored him in favor of grabbing the rest of the ID's and writing in new ages between 21 and 30. She gave them back to everyone and they looked at them. "Hey why are you the only one who's twenty-one!?" Ino yelled at her seeing that she was twenty-nine. Sakura shrugged. "Because the bags under your eyes make you look older Ino-pig." Ino screeched. "I do not!" She pulled out a mirror. "I don't have bags under my eyes do I Shikamaru? I can't! That's not possible! I refuse to believe it! NOOOOO! My life is eeeennnndddiiinnnnggggg!" Ino crumbled to the ground sobbing. Sakura turned around and ignored her mumbling 'fucking baby' under her breath. "Sooooooooooo do you guys have a car?" Sakura asked cause her parents refused to buy her a car or take her to get her drivers license. Deidara and Shikamaru pulled out car keys. Deidara smirked "Pinkie's riding with me, un." Sakura sighed. "Fine but I call shotgun! Ino-pig, Sasuke you coming?" Ino popped up from the ground, apparently done with her seizure and ran over to Sakura while Shikamaru voiced a question that apparently managed to slip most of their minds. "Effing troublesome… What about our clothes? If they see us in high school uniforms then it'll be obvious that we're underage." Ino scoffed and Sakura smirked. "What the hell do you think we have Ino for?" They all looked at Ino. "What? I don't work the magic in front of just anyone. Turn your skinny little asses around and no peeking." They turned around reluctantly and heard fabric being slid across skin and clothing being dropped to the floor in a most delicious way. Deidara and Sasuke being the players they are turned their heads slowly to take a peek only to get a stiletto to the face. They fell to the ground in pain. "Uh uh uh. What did we tell you guys about peeking~" Ino said in a sing song way. "Hey Ino, can you zip me up?" Sakura asked while making sure the boys weren't peeking. "Yeah, here." Ino zipped her up and they turned back to the guys who were diligently turned away from them hoping to not get a concussion from the sharp footwear. "Guys you can look now~." Sakura cooed.

The boys turned around and all instantly got nosebleeds before fainting from blood loss. Ino was wearing a dark purple dress that barely covered her ass that had a v neck that went all the way to her mid stomach and had slits on the sides going down just as far with black stilettos that had silk straps winding up her calves. Sakura wore the same style of dress and shoes, except her dress was black with red stilettos. "I'm assuming you guys approve, so after you finish scraping yourselves off the pavement you can put these on while me and Ino here go get in the car." Sakura threw a small pile of clothes on each of the boys before grabbing Ino's arm and climbing into the car. The boys slowly looked at each other before slowly changing into the clothes the girls manifested for them.

Sakura and Ino sat in the car arguing and fixing their make-up.

"Come on Sakura just one look wouldn't hurt!" Sakura bit her lip while putting on some mascara contemplating whether it would be bad if she had just one peek. She put the tube down. "Fine. Just one look wouldn't hurt." Ino squealed and grabbed Sakura, pulling her down by the window so they wouldn't be seen.

Sakura felt her eyes bug out. "Oh. My. Kami." Ino nodded stunned next to her. Outside the boys were just finishing putting their shirts over their totally ripped bodies that would have any living chick drooling. They each had a t-shirt with a different band name on it, Naruto's being Bowling For Soup, Deidara's being Beastie Boys, Sasuke's being Red, and Shikamaru's being Hollywood Undead. They each had a different colored hoodie with jeans and combat boots. (A/N Make up your own colors cuz I'm too damn lazy to ;))

After seeing the guys turn around and head for the cars the girls quickly got back in their seats and composed themselves pretending they didn't see anything.

Sasuke and Deidara climbed in the car. "So we off then?" Deidara asked looking to the slightly flustered girl sitting next to him. Sakura nodded and he started the car and pulled out following the others in Shikamaru's car.

"Soooooo. Ino you gonna tell us how you fit all of this stuff in that Mary Poppins back pack of yours?" Deidara asked. Sasuke looked at her sitting next to him. "Hn. Here's a better question how the hell did you know all of our sizes and just conveniently have guy clothes in your bag?" Ino smiled widely. "I just always happen to have a lot of random stuff in my bag for random situations like this. You never know when you might need something." After that the boys dropped the subject and they made their way downtown to the club.

It was a busy night. Expensive cars were parked everywhere. People who were dressed in skanky clothes were spilling out of the club and into the parking lot where they were smoking, drinking, and mingling.

They parked and all jumped out of their cars. They walked up to the door where a bouncer was looking at ID's.

They all walked up and gave him their ID's. Ino turned to Sakura. "You're sure he'll buy this right? I mean you've done this before... Right?" Sakura giggled nervously. "Um well no I've never done but I mean seriously it's not like he's gonna look that closely at it!" Everyone looked at the bouncer who was squinting at it and concentrating really hard. They turned back to Sakura and gave a her a 'if I get arrested for this you're dead' look. Sakura paled and turned to the bouncer. "Can we go in cause it's awfully cold out here and me and my friend aren't dressed that warmly." Sakura said emphasizing her meaning by squishing her breasts together to try to warm herself. The bouncer got a nosebleed and gave them back their ID's before fainting. Everyone looked at Sakura and sweatdropped. Sakura shrugged. "What?" Ino just shook her head and grabbed her elbow pulling her through the door. "You're hopeless. You know that?" Sakura smiled and rubbed her cheek against Ino's in a lesbian way. "That's why I have you Ino-pig! You complete me!" Ino pushed Sakura off of her. "Oh my Kami, you're gay aren't you?" Sakura smiled even brighter. "If you mean happy then I am totally and one hundred percent gay!" Ino smacked her over the head and turned around to the guys. "So you guys want to go get a table while me and dumbass over here go get us some drinks?" Hn was pretty much the universal response.

Ino and Sakura turned around and went up to the bar. The bartender, who was a kind stubby old dude, turned to them. "What can I get you ladies?" Sakura smiled deviously. "Let's see…" She mumbled a few numbers under her breath while counting on her fingers before looking back up. "We need two strawberry daiquiris, six Budweisers, twelve shots of Smirnoff , and umm… ooh! Two of your Madras with extra vodka." The bartender looked at her and then at Ino. "You two looking to get wasted tonight or something?" Ino smiled. "No, we have a couple of friends were sharing with." He nodded then started to get their drinks ready. "You girls seem a little young to be here. How old are you?" Ino coughed nervously while Sakura smiled at him. "We're however old we need to be to be here." She winked at him and slid a couple bills over to him. His eyes widened and he smiled and gave them their drinks. "Yeah I get it you girls have fun and don't get into any trouble." They waved and walked back to where the boys were.

"Here, drink up boys! If those sticks aren't out of your asses in ten minutes I'm getting out the big bottle of Vodka!" Sakura and Ino grabbed the fruit drinks and sat down. The boys hesitantly took their drinks and drank them. Sakura stared at them for a second before her mouth dropped open. "Wait a second! Don't tell me you guys have never had a drink before!" Naruto shrugged. "We're underage. It's not like we can just walk into a store and buy some beer."

"Oh my God I don't know you guys anymore! C'mon Ino let's go dance!" Sakura grabbed Ino's arm before disappearing into the thick crowd. Deidara turned back to the other guys still sitting there uncertainly. "Well, we might as well enjoy it while we're here, un!" and with that he downed the rest of his beer and ran out to join the girls. The rest of the guys shrugged and followed suit.

Sometime later Sakura found herself dancing up close and personal with some random guy she met like five minutes ago. She had a pleasant buzz from the alcohol and couldn't quite tell what was going on. Excusing herself she made her way to a quieter corner of the club. On her way over she realized that kami hated her guts cause she just had to accidently trip and run into some dude, thus falling onto the floor on top of him. "Omg I'mz so sorry. Are yous okay?" Sakura asked slurring her words together while trying to get up and failing in her drunken state. "Sakura?" She looked down at the person under her. "Do I knows you?" Sakura finally managed to get up and the guy got up to dusting off his jacket. "It's Gaara. What the hell are you doing here? And are you drunk?" Sakura looked at him and finally noticed his flaming red hair and love tattoo.

Sakura giggled, her mind going totally fuzzy. "I don know. What happened to my drink?" She was starring sadly into her now empty cup that had its contents spilt when she fell to the ground. "Sakura!" She looked up at him startled that he had still been there. "What are you doing here?" Sakura set her cup down on a random table and gave Gaara the 'are you a fucking dumbass look' "Well obviously I am partying with my friends. What are yous doing here?" Sakura poked him in the chest and swayed a bit. Gaara smirked dangerously. "Well if you would've looked at the sign you would know." Sakura looked around the club confused until her eyes found a big neon pink sign that read 'Club Sabaku' on it. "Ohz… Damn. You aren't gonna tell anybodys that we used fake ID's to get in are you?" Gaara's smirk got bigger. "What's in it for me?" Sakura let out an exasperated sigh. "What do you want me to gives you a blow job or something?!" Gaara gave her a suggestive look and she made a disgusted noise. "Eww! You asshole! I'd rather get kicked out!" Sakura started to stumble away and saying obscenities under her breath. "Hey, wait." He grabbed her arm forcefully making her stumble and fall back onto him. "He gave her a careful look. "How much have you had to drink?" Sakura tried-unsuccessfully- to get off of him. "I don't kno. Umm… A lot?" Then Sakura started to giggle uncontrollably. Gaara growled at the oncoming headache he was getting. "Come on I'm taking you home." Sakura stopped giggling and gave him a hostile look. "I don't need yous to babysit me! I can get back perfectly fine on mys own!" Gaara ignored her and started dragging her out the door, giving a nod to the bouncers as he passed.

He guided her towards the corner of the parking lot and Sakura stopped dead. "You have a fucking mustang?" he smirk at her and walked over to the driver's side. "Yep and it would be nice if you got in so I could get your drunk ass home." Sakura glared at him. "Fucking asshole." She jumped into the car and crossed her arms. Gaara climbed in and turned the car on. It purred to life and Sakura couldn't help but let out a little sigh. This is one of the most luxurious cars she's ever been in. Gaara gave her a smug look and she glared at him again. "Just drive the damn car!" He turned back to the wheel and they flew out of the parking lot. They were in a comfortable silence for a while before Sakura turned to him with a creeped out look. "Wait… How do you know where I live?" He gave her a side glance and answered in a monotone voice. "I asked your friend Ino." Sakura pointed a finger at him. "Ino doesn't know where I live either. Are you stalking me?" He glanced at her again. "I am not a stalker." Sakura rolled her eyes. "Then how do you know where I live?!" Sakura watched him and waited for a response but he just ignored her and kept driving. Sakura glared at his silence and looked out the window before freezing. "Stop the car!" Gaara glared at her. "What? Why?" Sakura glared back at him. "Just do it! And turn all the lights off!"Gaara sighed and turned the car and lights off in a shadow from a building and looked at Sakura. "What?" Sakura didn't look away from the window as she whispered. "They're back… the watermelons!" Gaara raised an invisible eyebrow in question and looked out the window where, sure enough, Lee and Gai were taking a break from jogging and sitting on a bench in the light under a lamp and talking in depth about 'youthfulness'. Gaara groaned a little bit. "Can we please not do this right now because you're still drunk and I have to get back to the club before my dad realizes I'm gone." Sakura turned and growled at him. "For one I am not that drunk, and two if we don't exterminate those… things then their kind will multiply and take over the world and everyone will walk around in horribly colored elastic suits and I will be the only normal one and eventually I'll end up killing myself from the barbarity and then the whole world will explode because it couldn't stand having something so horrid walk among its surface and just had to end its life and that is how the world will end and all the aliens will be laughing at our demise from one little elastic suit." Gaara stood their speechless as Sakura stood in a trance, stuck in her own world of horrors. She snapped out of her trance just as Gaara was about to put the keys back in the ignition. "Don't. You. Dare. I have a service to do for humanity and I am determined to get it done." Gaara threw his hands up in defeat and glared at her. "Okay fine. What's your amazing fucking plan?" Sakura thought for a second before cackling evilly and leaning in to whisper something in his ear.

Sakura was sitting in the bushes behind the currently occupied bench. She clicked a button on the radio she had in her hand and put it up to her mouth. "Panda. Come in Panda. Are you in position?" She let go of the button and waited a few seconds for a response. It crackled to life. "What the fuck Sakura. Why the hell am I in a tree? And I told you not to fucking call me Panda!" Sakura growled and pressed the button. "Shut up maggot! Do not question my authoritae! And I told you to call me blossom! They could be listening to our every word!" Skaura looked around paranoid for a few seconds as the radio stayed silent before coming on. "You're a real fucking piece of work, you know that right?" Sakura smiled. "I try. Now get in your position maggot!" Gaara grumbled profanities into the speaker before confirming that he was in position.

"Ok, get the buckets ready, I'm going in. Drop them on my mark!" Sakura ran out of the bushes before he could respond and surprised the two targets by jumping them from behind and pulling out four pairs of handcuffs out and cuffing their ankles to the bench legs. "The targets are in position! Drop the cement!" Gaara grunted in response and a second later gallons of concrete came tumbling down, casing the two people on the bench to their thighs. Sakura cackled and waved Gaara down to survey their handy work. "Well now all we need is to get rid of them." She turned to Gaara. "You got the gun?" Gaara started to reach into the back of his jeans and Sakura squealed. "I WAS JOKING! Don't actually pull a gun out!" Gaara shrugged and folded his shirt back down in the back. Sakura just stared at him before shaking herself and picking a branch up off the ground and turning to the hostages who were shocked into muteness. "Well here we are again, except this time I will make sure to finish the job! BWAHAHAHHAHA!" Sakura took the stick and hit them both really hard in the back of the head making them both fall into unconsciousness. She threw down the stick and wiped her hands on her dress before walking over to the car. She looked back behind her when she noticed Gaara wasn't coming. "You coming or not?" Gaara looked back at the bodies. "Are you just going to leave them like that? What if they call the cops?" Sakura waved his questions off. "Don't worry I hit them hard enough so they won't remember what they had for breakfast this morning." Gaara shook his head and walked back to the car with her. They got in and they silently started driving towards her house again.

Gaara pulled into the driveway of her house and poker her. No response. He poked her again. "Sakura we're here." Sakura snuggled closer into the side of the car and growled at him. "Fuck off, me sleepy." Gaara sighed and went to her side of the car and picked her up bridal style. He went up to the door and knocked on the door. She was probably going to kick his ass for letting her parents see her drunk and being brought home unconscious by a stranger. A woman with pink hair almost as vibrant as Sakura's opened the door and gasped quietly. "Sakura! What happened?! Who are you?!" Gaara tried to put on a reassuring face. "Sorry Mrs. Haruno, I'm Gaara. Your daughter was at my father's club and got a little intoxicated and being her classmate I thought it would be appropriate to bring her home before someone else took… advantage of her." Sakura's mom gasped and glared at her daughter while ushering them in the door. "Thank you Gaara. Please just call me Miyuu! Here you can lay her down in her room it's just up 'looked around the room and was surprised to find pictures of… Unicorns and rainbows all over the walls. Gaara felt himself sweat drop and set Sakura on the bed to get a better look at everything. The walls and bed were pink and there were pink fluffy frilly things everywhere. Miyuu turned the lights off and led Gaara back out of the room into the hallway where she quietly shut Sakura's door and turned apologetically to him. "I'm sorry for her behavior. Trust me when she wakes up I will be giving her a lesson." Gaara hid his smirk and nodded at her before she led him back down the stairs and out the door. She bid him good night and shut the door. Gaara finally let his smirk show and walked back to his car. Yep, Sakura's definitely gonna kick my ass tomorrow.

Sakura's eyes opened slightly and she groaned at the feeling of her brain trying to bang itself out of her skull. She slowly got up from her bed and immediately ran to the bathroom and threw up what seemed like everything she's ever eaten in her life. After her heaving had stopped she got up and rinsed her mouth out and went back into her room. She looked at the clock on her wall and saw it said 1:42. She groaned as she felt her head spike painfully. She looked down at what she was wearing and tilted her head in puzzlement. Why am I wearing my club dress? Why can't I remember last night…? Suddenly the events came back to her all the way to when she fell asleep in Gaara's car. Wait a second! How did I get back in my room?! Fucking pervert probably carried me up getting a good feel! I'm so going to kill him tomorrow! CHA! Sakura quickly changed into some comfy pajamas and slowly walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. Without turning the light on she went and grabbed a glass of water from the fridge and a pill bottle from the cabinet. She took a couple pills and swallowed them while downing the water. Throwing the water bottle away she went to walk back to her room when the lights turned on and she covered her eyes groaning as her headache got stronger. "Busted." She tensed and reluctantly opened her eyes to see her mom standing in front of her. "Uhhh… What do you mean mom?" Yes act like the innocent teenager that has no idea what's going on! Her mom smirked at her and Sakura felt dread on her stomach. "You mean you don't remember anything from last night?" Sakura paled. "What happened last night?" Sakura's mom smiled evilly at her. "Oh you know what happened last night."

END EPICALLY LONG FLASHBACK!

And that's how Sakura got in her current predicament of being grounded in her room until she rotted. Damn.

THERE YA GO! HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND PWEASE REVIEW!

~SOPHIE