A/N:Hello. Noodle here. I will be writing the 2D parts of this story including the first chapter. Psyke will be writing the Murdoc parts. Like chapter 2 for instance. But enough of that for now. Let me explain some things. Psyke will explain our roles more in the second chapter. Our fanfiction will be written in our own little way which means that the ages are different and certain people may or may not be in the story. In our version, for instance, Del will still be within Russel because he never went through an exorcism. So if you find something that isn't technically correct, we are aware that the certain thing didn't actually happen. This is a fanfiction and we can write it however we want so if you have a problem with that you may as well stop reading now. This is basically like an alternate universe. Anyways, enjoy, and Psyke and I both hope that you like our story. Peace.
-Noodle
Chapter One
2D
"I'm pregnant." Noodle looked menacingly into my empty gaze as she delivered the news. I could feel the blue hairs on the back of my neck stand on end and my mouth gape open as I stared into her gorgeous green eyes.
"Yew're what?" She can't be pregnant! How the hell did that happen?! Did it break? I doubled up every time! I gasped. Oh shit, there was that one time that we wanted to see what it felt like with nothing. I'm not ready for this! I'm not ready to be a father!
"2D, I'm pregnant." Holy shit, she's not joking. It can't possibly be mine. But if it's not mine, then who the hell does it belong to?! I could feel myself breathing heavily. I started to shiver even though Kong Studios is hot as Hades. Her eyes began fluttering across my being. She must have noticed.
"Is it mine?!" I figured I'd ask to find out. She winced at the sound of my high-pitched squeal. It wasn't my fault that it got high like that. That's just what happens when I freak out.
"No, it's Murdoc's." She rolled her eyes and then looked away into the other side of the room. Phew, that was a close one- waitWUT.
"Yew were screwin' bof of us?!" I can only imagine the diseases I have right now. I should be dead within 24 hours, give or take a few. Probably take. I can almost feel the diseases taking over my body. I think I'm gonna pass out...
"No, you idiot! I was being sarcastic numbnuts!" Oh thank God. My awestruck face quickly converted into a sigh of relief. But wait, that means that it is mine! Unless it's Russel's... But I highly doubt that. He would probably break her and besides, he thinks of her as a daughter.
"Are yew positive?" Well that was stupid of me to ask. I braced myself for her inevitable answer.
"Of course I'm positive dumbass! That's why we're in this mess!" Ah dammit! What am I going to do?!
-9 Months Later-
Jesus Christ! She's going to wake up the whole damn neighborhood with all this screaming!
"Push Noodle! I's goin' to be okay! Just don' let go of my hand sweetheart. Yew'll be fine." I smiled the best that I could manage but in all reality, I think I may have been more scared than she was. Her face was contorted in agonizing pain.
"GET THIS THING OUT OF ME! AHHHHHHH!" But then again... I may have been wrong... Then, suddenly-
Oh my God... It's-
"Congratulations! It's a beautiful baby boy!"
-he's-beautiful.
"Noodle idn't he the most gorgeous fing yew've ever seen?" I caressed my baby boy in my arms, rocking him gently and humming to him. He must have liked my singing voice because he nestled closer to me.
"He is." Noodle was crying tears of joy and I sat next to her so that we could both admire our little creation. The moment was perfect and I wanted it to last, but then...
"Sir, we are going to need the lady here to come with us. She needs to undergo some tests to make sure everything is in order. Your baby will be taken to the nursery and you will be able to take him home with you as soon as he is checked out and everything is in order." Strange doctors entered our little hospital room and immediately started barking orders. They didn't look like normal doctors. They had this eerie feeling coming out of them. I was reluctant to hand my child and lover over to them but I didn't really have a choice in the matter.
"Well alright, I guess. I love you Noodle. I'll see you soon." I gave her a quick kiss and smile before they wheeled her out. She took the small child from my arms to drop him off in the nursery on her way to get checked out. I waved goodbye.
"I love you too Stuart." I love when she calls me Stuart. It just feels special I suppose. She is like my beautiful angel that watches over me and makes me happy. I don't know what I would do without her.
-2 Hours Later-
"Stuart Pot?" I stood up in response to hearing my name said by the nurse working the desk in the waiting room. I brushed off my skinny jeans and tried to look somewhat decent.
"Yes ma'am?" I hope Noodle and my little man are ready to go home. I was insanely tired. I hadn't slept in what seemed like forever. How could I sleep when I didn't know if my family was okay?
"Your child is ready to be taken home. Please pick him up at the nursery and sign out before you leave." Noodle must already be there. I began walking out of the crowded little room.
"Awright, fanks." I almost ran to the nursery. I couldn't wait to get back home with my boy and my special girl.
"Mr. Pot?" An older dude was holding a blue bundle. Upon closer inspection, I realized that it was my son. Gosh he was beautiful. My son I mean. I smiled with delight as I noticed his blue hair, and my smile broadened when I saw that he had his mother's vivid green eyes.
"Yes sir?" I hate having to use all this formal crap in public places. However, I wouldn't want them to think any less of me than they already probably do.
"You may take your son and leave now. We just need a name for his Birth Certificate." He handed me the small blue bundle and I held it lovingly. I was so joyful that he looked just like me in almost every way.
"I should probably get my girlfriends' opinion. It is our child after all." I wonder where Noodle ran off too anyways. Shouldn't she be out of the examination room by now? I raised my bushy eyebrows in wonder.
"Sir? You are the only parent listed. She must have already left." What?
"She left? How could she have left?! She just had a child and she wouldn't just leave us behind! Tell me where she is!" WTF. I tensed up and was shouting. The baby was crying so I assumed that I had woken him from his comfortable little nap against my chest.
"Sir, I assure you that I have no information on the whereabouts of her location. There is no need to get hostile. I can tell you that she is no longer in the building. We have a very precise way of organizing things around here and we know about everything that happens. So, I suggest that you go home with your little boy and clearyour head." What is this old fart talking about? I clutched my son to my chest and walked solemnly out to the car.
Thoughts raced through my mind the entire car ride home. Thankfully the small blue-haired child fell quickly asleep and gave me some peace on the way. I couldn't get Noodle out of my head. Where had she gone? She just birthed our little baby boy and she was so happy. She wouldn't have just left afterwards. I saw the love in her eyes when she held him for the first time. She was happy to be a mother, and me a father. Somehow I knew that she wasn't coming back though, and this realization brought tears to my pitch black eyes. Someone must have taken her. Tears started running down my pale face as I thought about the fact that our child would be raised without his mother there to protect him and love him. He would never know the feeling of having a loving, nurturing, mother. It was then that I vowed to protect my son and never let anything happen to him. I would give him the best life that I had to offer because that's what he deserved.
By the time we arrived back at Kong Studios, my face was tear-streaked and red. I gently took my son out of his carseat and into my arms and walked inside. Murdoc was there to greet us.
"How'd it go, numbnuts? Where's Noodle gone to? She better not be raiding my liquor stashes!" Grungy old dirt-bag. His greasy hair shined in the lamplight, and I could smell hours of alcohol on him. I couldn't help but scowl.
"I don't know, dammit! Sober yer ass up and 'elp me find her!" His drunken eyes sparked angrily, and I scurried out of the room.
The baby started crying.
Noodle, where are you?
A/N:Alrighty, chapter one is finished and therefore Psyke will now be taking over for chapter two. I bid thee farewell my dear readers. Until we meet again. Peace be with ye.
-Noodle