a/n: thanks to Mister Grim
for anothher great oc im really happy people maby took the time to read my story and submit an oc
scotish accent translator for the win
Random guy
"they say he's the scourge of the sand seas" he said
"the prodegy of the pirate queen herself"
"well you been herin right boy'o" a man in a blood red trench coat with a hook hand and an i patch said as he came out of the shadows. "i am the new ruler of the sand seas"
Cortez 'captian' Grimm
the bar gets quiet after i talk. "Ah hae a problem mah crew is deid noo fa wants tae join speck lad's" i yell. i blink my one good eye and everyone is gone. "fine begone with ya lot" yell after them "money" when i whisper that the room fills up again "yea what i thought lads now how many ya herd bout the vault" all of them just look around at each other. "HARDER" i hear from up stairs from the tavern"da bloody ell was dat" i say "you check it out" i say to a guys and point for him to go upstairs "bu..." he dident finish his sentence before i put a bullet through him. i walk over and see him rithering on the floor. i lift up my greed and put the last bullet in my clip through his brain. "now sombudy tell me the ell is goin on up there" i say. the bar tender suddenly turns and faces me "a girl with long silver white hair went up there erlier she first came with an asian boy with blond hair but she came into here with a girl and i think you can figure out the rest" i lift my cannon leg and shoot the counter "lad you speck to me again like that next tim ill be ur face" he nods and quietly slips behind the broken counter. "now where was ey" suddenly my echo goes off. "you suck at telling storys let me tell it and i have a movie" i hear marcus say on my echolog. "lad'y you know what fine"
i walk outside while marcus tells the story when suddenly my pocket feels light i turn and grab a tail? "aghh shit can't you give a girl a break" i turn and see a fully size girl about my age with beutiful green eyes and a racoon tail! "well if youre gonna stare let go of my tail. "well las what do we have ere a little theif tryin to lighten the load in me poket"
she rolls her eyes "plese mister im very sick and i need the money"
"nice try las i know all the tricks im a pirate"
"well shit looks like were at a point were neither of us win" she says"
"i guss so"
"you gonna let go of my tail"
"maby"
"doo you wanna kiss me as much as i wanna kis you"
"probibibly"
"you gonna have more then one word responces"
"hell ya las"
i pull her in close and kiss her right on the lips
"hey sly oghh fuck dont tell me your kissing a pirate"
a man in a police outfit comes out
"hey kiddo its"
"handsom jack"
"no not really but sorta"
"ok"
"i need mercs to find the next vault"
"im in but i get lots of money got it "
"be my gust i have one person out in oasis"
"fine who are is he"
"actualy she's a she"
"great"
"just look for a girl with long white hair down her back and a biker jacket ill tell her to"
"well looks like youre a merc"
"guss i am"
"still wanna kiss"
"maby"
i start to pull her in again
"SLY WHAT THE FUCK HES THE ENEMY NOW" the man yells
"hmp... i know"
she grabs her gold cane and sweeps it under me
"damn las stronger den ya look"
"woo see ya later doll" a girl with wite hair walks out of the tavern "aghh fuck not the demon again"
"hey im not a... shut up alpha"
"dafauq" i say
"names Razor" the girl walks up. "need help" i lift my hand and go to grab hers. she grabs then lets go "agh hahaha well fuck ya to las" i stand up. and look sly right in the eye "so you want to fight lass" she takes out her cane and nods at me. i turn to Razor "might want to get down las" she ducks and i lift my leg "fire"
"oh shit" sly jumps over the cannon but it hits the man. "christian" sly starts running towerds where christian is. and when the dust clears hes pitch black. "hmm... this will be interesting" Razor says and her eyes turn red she takes out a knife and runs towred him
"well just you and me las"
"apparently"
"still want one last kiss"
"o hell ya" i walk up and kiss her when i feel her hand going along my pocket. i put my leg behind hers and trip her over. "whos tripin now las" suddenly Razor is thrown backwards into the wall. "you alright las" i yell over to her "yes i feel perfect"
"ogh.. okay then cause that looked like it hurt"
"sarcasim fucktard we need to retreet"
"sure"
"hop on my bike"
"lets go lass"
my echo starts ininging suddenly
"so how your new girl friend" atlas says
"haha very funny i only kissed her for this"
i take the cane from my coat
"ha nice"atlas Razor and i all star laughphing
A/N omfg two chapters in one night i feel like a fucking bad ass colling down on stress but its 2: 22 and i have a huge test tomarrow but im still good right right aghh fuck me