WARNING this chapter has nothing to do with the story and will not be involved into the actual plot. Also WARNING FOR M'ish STUFF! No likey don't read! It's extremely Kinky and impossible! You have been warned! If you don't want to read what actually happens, stop reading when it says "A few hours later" I did make this fiction M for a reason! "Not porn heavy because I could get this story deleted" but it's not for children at all...
What is Going On?
"I'm not a test subject Vlad. Let my friend go and leave this place! I won't let you do this."
Suddenly Dan appeared in the room in a flash of blue light, causing everyone to pause and look up at the muscular blue haired evil version of Danny. "I am here to destroy my good half and ruin his life. Hahahahaha!"
"Uh..." Everyone said, not knowing what was actually going on.
"What? How come you all aren't frightened?!"
Danny spoke up after the shock wore off. "Who are you?"
"You should know, I'm you!" Dan announced with a finger pointed at Danny.
"I'm the result of your misery! When our family, friends, girlfriend and teacher were destroyed from the explosion of the Nasty Burger after you cheated on the test that would determine your life, you turned to the millionaire Vlad to make the pain go away because he was the only half ghost who would understand you. He ripped your ghost half out, which was me, and I ripped his ghost half out so I could fuse with him and become unstoppable. I then killed my human half and flew away to destroy the world!"
"Um... I don't have a girlfriend and family, and I haven't taken any major tests yet... it's the middle of the semester," Danny stated.
"I'm not a half ghost yet and I'm not rich," Vlad muttered with eyes downcast.
"And I'm not dead..." Tucker added.
Dan stared at everyone in shock, blue flaming hair whipping around with no control. "Wait a minute... so then what's going on?"
"I killed Daniel's family," Vlad stated proudly.
"Danny lives with my family," Tucker supplied.
"And I'm dating Dash," Danny revealed.
"What?" Valerie, Vlad and Dan said at the same time in shock.
"So wait? You merged with Vlad's ghost half? So you and Vlad had sex?" Tucker asked Dan.
Dan suddenly turned green. "No! No no no! I overshadowed him! Your sick!"
"No, your sick! Your the one fusing with a fruitloop! What happened to my hair and skin? Although I like the muscles," Danny mused
Dash suddenly grabbed Danny and growled. "No, I like you like this! If your full of muscles then I'll look puny! I don't do puny!"
"Vladdie! How have you been?" Jack Fenton called as he suddenly appeared behind the silver haired man.
"Dad?!" Danny screamed in shock. "Jack!? Impossible! I thought I killed you?" Vlad shouted.
"No way V-man! Jack Fenton will never rest until he hunts down every ghost and rips them apart molecule by molecule!"
Danny turned green at the thought of his own dad killing him, while Vlad seemed to almost lose his balance.
Another flash of blue light brought in another Vlad in his ghost form, flash outfit and all. "Jack you bumbling idiot! How did we end up here! We were supposed to be heading into space to destroy the asteroid!"
"Why do I look like a vampire?" The human Vlad asked himself. "I actually have no clue," was the reply before he grabbed Jack Fenton and flew into the portal that had dropped them in the wrong reality. The portal sealed with a pop and disappeared forever.
Suddenly, the green genie ghost Desiree materialized next to Dan and handed him a card. "This is from Clockwork, the ghost of time. He said that you appeared in the wrong reality." Dan facepalmed at the information.
"Ack! Another ghost! Who are you?" Valerie demanded as she aimed a weapon at the black haired woman.
"How dare you point your weapon at ME!" I am Desiree! I can grant any wish to fulfill anyone's heart's desire!"
Tucker suddenly came up with a perverted and extremely unnecessary wish. "I wish that Danny and Dash would fall in uncontrollable every hour and go at it like rabbits with endless stamina! I also wish Danny and can have children. Oh and I also wish Dan and Vlad to go at it like rabbits all the time and that Vlad can have children really fast and that their children will go out into the world and make every male in Amity Park!"
Everyone paled as Desiree waved her hands.
"I hate you Tucker," Danny growled. "That's a seriously messed up kink..."
"So you have wished it, so shall it be!"
All of a sudden, green smoke filled the room. When it cleared, Dash was attempting to rip Danny's clothes off while Dan was proceeding to do the same thing to Vlad. Valerie was out cold from shock, while Kwan stood and stared at the scene. "It's like a train wreck! I don't want to look but I can't not watch!" Tucker grabbed Kwan's hand and led him out of the building. "We'll check on them in a few hours."
XX A few hours later XXX(You have been warned)
"H-harder! Dash! Please take a break! Ahh!" Danny moaned as Dash proceeded to ram into the teen like an animal in heat, the sounds echoing off the walls.
"No way! Once we're done we'll go back to my house and plan for the baby. I love you!" Dash screamed as released into Danny again.
In the other corner of the room, Vlad already looked two months pregnant with Dan still dominating the poor man.
"Make it stop!" Vlad cried as Dan assulted him in a viscous passion.
"No, your going to have my children forever and never stop. You live to have my children!"
"No! I don't want to get pregnant! I'm a man! Ahh... hah... AHH!" Vlad stared crying as Dan sat down, with Vlad impaled on his lover, his belly expanding every second. Dan started nursing Vlad's nipple, which was starting to give milk. The more Dan drank and released into Vlad, the more powerful he seemed to become.
Tucker and Kwan peaked into the room to see the results of the wish.
"Tucker... you created a monster!" Kwan exclaimed!
"I'm so recording this!" Tucker exclaimed, not listening to Kwan and he pulled out his PDA.
"As much as I love you Tucker and respect how perverted and twisted your fantasies are, I think we should go before Dan's children are born and rape us..."
That got Tuckers attention immediately. The pair left the area at the speed of light before they ended up like everyone else.
Okay, for those of you who are going "what the heck was this?" this was just my boredom... this doesn't reflect my story at all! Okay, I will try and get a real chapter out soon, so until then,
Chow! : )