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wrathofthespaceandtimeninjas &
GodOfUnity
for submitting more oc's sorry if i dont describe them the best :D again not the smartest i have bad adhd IM just gunna say that because people who are assholes like to say shit like that but wait... what was i talking about just have to know leave a response on a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet but any way lets start
Christan
Out of everyone to go on a mission with i get stuck with micheal the annoying twit. i sit in the middle of oasis while micheal is talking with shade (pretty sure he's a gay pedo like herbert*referance*). "give me yer money" i hear a pirate yell as he runs up behind me. i turn and pull out my delfier and his face melted off. i immediately turn to micheal he looks like he's blowing up stuff with a rpg then i turn again and hes on the ground shooting a assult rifle, i turn again and there again is micheal. "then they all disappear. son of a bitch im gunna pimp slap you shit head you stupid fuckers" micheal screams hes obviously had some chocolate then a blade flies by my hear. focus idiot i hear Alpha say in my head. right focus i say to myself and pull out my rapir when an anchor comes flying at me. "holy shit" a duck and it flies over my head. "big pain comes in small packages bitchs" a small guy yells at us. gaige comes over my echo
"not the best time gaige"
"whatever lift the echo up to sand man aka midget"
"asshole" sand man yells"
"hey fucktard dident we kill you like 3 years ago"
"new you bitch"
micheal runs up to me.
"hey mike ill take out the midget"
"why because u want revenge for him calling gaige a bitch because u love her"
"i swear i will break your face into tiny pieces"
"fine my glasses recharged. ready"
"set"
"go!"
micheal runs out like a lunitic and duplicates all of his copies grab a sword from a dead pirate and they all take out a smg
"prepair to die shit head" then they all yell at once
"BURN ALL THE BABBIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
i just face palm.
then i pull from my bow from my back and start shooting my arrows.
Micheal
my adrenaline pumps through my vain and also candy my clones have a awesome thought "lets do it" we all say. i run in front "hello fatty" i yell then i jump through the sewer drain. i blink being able to see through my clones eyes. all i see now him getting the crap beaten out of him. i take out my slagga and start shooting through the pavement. theres a giant crash and he falls throgh the floor. i send my thought to the clones fucking ninja turtle time. since we all have a sword and his shield was already down. we fuck him up real good "hahahahaha you like that bitch" we all yell. my clones suddenly disappear. "well fuck". im lifted up by the neck trying to pull his big meaty hands off me. "let the fuck go of me asshat" i scream. "christan help needed please" i choke out. i hear salvador come over the echo
"hey hermano need some help"
"hurry up and send some back up or i will eat youre babies"
"yea yea im comin"
"am i gunna have to shank a bitchhhhhhhh"
"ok back to u big guy ill give you ten nine" i blew his face up with my shotgun. "i got bored. he stumbled back. "youre cordialy invited to a shot gun to the face bitch now imma shank you. "play times over hehehehehe" i take a knife and stab him in the face "eat it son". "were here" i hear maya yell holding up her helfire "well nice of you to join us but were done here lets just because if i dont get held back imma smack a bitch"
A/N well i sorta lost what im doing at the end its like what 12:39 or so so wtf why not type this YOLO because right now im tierd as ffffuuuucccckkkk lol y'now what enjoy if yu dont like dont leave a comment i just played alot of skyrim today hmm i might write a story sigh i know its gunna suck. and i also had to look up quotes for tiny tina hahahahahahahahahahahaha