A/N: hello and welcome to the saints Patricks day special ill put in characters i haven't used alot sorry people who sent in oc that i haven't used to much. ben sorta bussy with new ideas this chapter is focused less on action more on whats going on between charecters and ill bring in sly no story behind her he he he. letsa a go its late i know dont judge me lol
Christian
" two irish man two rish man sitting in a ditch one called the other a dirty son of a, peter murphy had a goat and tied him to a rock along came a bee and stung the goat right in his big fat co.." i hear every one sing . 'imbiciles' i hear alpha say in my head. 'jack ass' i think back then he goes silent. "Christian buy me a bear i dont have enough" i hear gaige yell as she runs towerd me "are'nt you under age" say with a slight smile on my face "naw im 18
"no"
"19".
"no".
"20".
"no".
"21"
"ding ding ding we have a winner fine give me a minute"
i walk over to the bar to see zero just kicking back "zero want a drink"
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"well i was gonna pay
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"good moxxie 2 beers ans zero what did you want"
"whatever you want/ dont give a shit man/ get me a drink"
"fine another beer"]
"here you are sugar" with that i slide the beer to zer0 grab the other two and start walking over to gaige. "bottoms up" i say as i knock back and dink as much as i can. i suddenly feel wet. i look up gaige spit out half her beer. "y'now that was gross" i say
while she laughs.
Jackal
"youre drunk" i tell mordicai "youre sexy" he responds before he fell knocked out "moxxie he's out again" i yell across the bar. i turn to see Kat walk in with a amazing green dress, hat, and gloves. "so how do i look" she says while everyone nose started bleeding even zero i think im not to sure though.i hear a giant thump on the ground moxxie fell trying to pick modicai up. "sugar can you help he's heaver then he looks" she said destressed with i sigh i move to help moxxie.
Michael
"Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me." i say half drunk myself. thats until i feel a good slap across my face "you hit on me again youll turn out more brain dead than claptrap" lilith tells me before walking away. i immedeitly turn and see gaige "hit on me you die" as she said that i walk towerds maya "the names bond... michael bond" i say "i have a boyfriend when hes not dating his turret" she said.
"moxxie ill take 10 beers biggest mugs and strongest stuff" i yel
"be right there sugar" my body duplicates as the beers come down i turn to myself when he starts talking "ynow when we combine again youll be hammerd the math out"
"exactly have any on seen tina" a huge blast come from the bank. "nevermind" we all pick up the beers and run out. "tina"
"yeasssssss"
"why dident you invite me if we where taking stuff"
"sorry cuz"
"ready"
" BBBBUUUUUURRRRNNNN AAAALLLLL TTTTHHHHHEEE BBBBAAABBBIIIEEESSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Kat
"My name is Skab remember that, you'll be screaming it later." skab say as i walk up to him he was obviously drunk "your gonna pass out in 3..2..1" and he fell. Jackal finaly walks back and puts his arms around me "so looks like you told him you already have a boyfriend"
"ok back the fuck off hes hammers help me pick him up"
"fine for a price"
"fuuuccckkk what"
"i need a kis..."
before he even finishes the sentence i kiss him right on the lips he trys to put his tounge in. i pull away and put my fingers to his lips "not so fast you have to earn it" i say quietly
and finaly a bad thought dawns on me
Im in love with two guys
A/n hey guys dont be asses my first special i know its late got side tracked with exams comin up and last minute cramming like herpy derpy derpy well have fun reading just got some ideas for villans heres the story name
to recruit a mercenary
coming soon