Baby Jack

Jack knew it, they were treating him like a baby. Today was the perfect example.

"Rise and shine!" yelled North opening the curtains and letting in a torturous stream of sunlight. "Rrrrr" growled Jack with his pillow and burrowed in deeper.

"Nope iz time for waking!" said North and took the pillow, his onlyline of defense, off him. "Here are your clothes for the day." Jack felt a small pile of clothes land at the foot of the bed."What?" asked Jack sitting up, "Whats wrong with what I'm wearing?" he looked down at his brown pants and blue hoodie. "You didn't put on your nightclothes?" cried North indicating to what looked like a white dress resting over a chair. Jack crinkled his nose, "nooooo."

North sighed, "well get dressed and have breakfast."

Jack dressed in a pair of jeans and a light blue shirt with dark blue sleeves and a white snowflake in the centre. He ignored the flip-flop sandals by the foot of his bed and made his way to the kitchen. He blinked at the incredibly domestic scene before him. Sandman and North sat with a steaming cup of coffee in front of them, sharing a pot that was between them and a stack of pancakes in front of them. Bunnymund was leaning back in his chair, hindlegs crossed, coffee in one hand and an open newspaper in the other. Tooth was flying around with a white apron on, making a steady supply of pancakes and waffles and her mini fairies were busy adding syrup and cracking eggs.

It was extremely surreal.

"Not you too Phil" groaned Jack as the yeti walked in, newspaper tucked under one arm and glasses perches on the edge of his nose.

"Sit and eat." Said Bunnymund turning a page.

Jack sat and grabbed a mug and reached for the pot of coffee, he hoped it was strong as it was black. A hand lightly tapped his hand away, "Jack!" admonished Tooth, "What are you doing?"

"Getting some coffee?" asked Jack. Tooth gave a tinkering laugh and looked at the others with an affectionate look on their faces. "Silly Jack, you cant have coffee! Caffeine is terrible, you already have so much energy. You can have apple juice or a glass of milk."

"You have got to be kidding me." Said Jack flatly.

"Don't speak to Tooth like that," said Bunnymund firmly, placing his newspaper down.

"Sorry,: said Jack and to try and make amends, "Milk please."

Tooth beamed and he knew he had made the right choice. She placed the glass next to him and gave him a little kiss on the head and he got a face full of feathers and apron. Waffles were placed in front of him and he picked up his fork, about to dig in when Sandy came up and tied a cloth loosely around his neck.

"A bib?" he cried to Sandy, looking incredulous.

"You don't want to mess your clean top ja?" asked North. "Which is very cute." Added Tooth.

"I'm not wearing a bib!" yelled Jack, trying to pull it off with one hand. "That's fine, you can either wear the bib and feed yourself or take it off and Sandy can feed you." Said Bunnymund.

Jack began slamming his head against the table, each thunk sending the dishes and cutlery clanging. "Jack!" cried Tooth pulling him back. "WHats wrong with him?" she asked the others.

"Stop treating me like a baby!" yelled Jack.

"I think he's tired." Said North, using a cloth to wipe the boy's mouth.

"Agghhh!" yelled Jack and tried to stand up and push them away.

"Jack Frost!" yelled Bunnymund, "you stop that now or you'll find yourself in the corner for the rest of breakfast!"

Jack gave up, might as well let the madness run its course. He ate breakfast with the bib, brushed his teeth under Tooth's instructions and guidance and asked if he could go outside to play. The Guardians nodded and Jack was about to make his escape when he saw Bunnymund putting on a scarf, beanie and mittens.

"You're joining me?" asked Jack.

"Yes, all those cliffs, you gotta be careful mate." He replied.

"But I can fly!" screamed Jack.

Bunnymund made a "tsk" sound like that had nothing to do with anything. After spending an hour outside with Bunnymund on his back constantly, Jack came back inside. Admittedly it had been fun making a snowman with the Pooka.

When they came inside, Tooth asked if he would like a cookie and milk. Jack nodded and sat on the couch nibbling his treat while North told him a story. He had been so absorbed with the story he hadn't noticed what Bunny and Sandy were doing to his staff till it was too late. "What are you doing?" he cried seeing his staff completely wrapped in bubblewrap and tape. "Now Jack," said Bunnymund as if he were repeating something for the thousandth time, "the ends are sharp and the way you twirl that thing around its lucky you haven't taken out your own eye or got splinters." Sandy nodded in

"This is ridiculous!" yelled Jack, shaking the staff which made a crinkling and popping noise.

"You've been in a bad mood the whole day," lectured North.

"Maybe he needs a nap?" suggested Tooth and everyone nodded.

"No!" yelled Jack stamping his foot and looking back, that hadn't really helped his point. The madness was obviously contagious. He turned and bolted but they were upon him in an instant. "Heeeeelp meeeeeee!" he yelled to Phil, fingers clawing the hardwood floor as he was slowly dragged to his bedroom. From there, the evil white dress was forced upon him. He lay pouting on the bed when they were done. Not only had they stripped him of his clothes, they had now stripped him of his dignity!

After his forced nap, the rest of the day went along the same lines. Whenever he tried to convince them he didn't need constant babying, he was told "but you are just a child Jack," and an affectionate rub on his head and grin like he had said something adorable.

"A child yes! Immortal eternal child, yes! But an older child as in I don't need you to cut my foot into bite-size pieces!" he yelled this at Tooth who was currently cutting his meat into little pieces with a knife and fork.

"Look what Phil just finished knitting!" yelled Bunnymund holding up a giant pale blue one piece jumpsuit with a hood with little ears covered in snowflakes.

"Agggghhhhh!" yelled Jack and began slamming his head into the table again.

End.

Lol just a cure one-shot just to be funny and lighthearted. Any youtubers out there? Someone who makes AMVS? Would love to see a Jack Frost AMV with the song "Believe" Don't know who sings it but goes along "Believe in me, I know you've waited for so long. Believe in me, sometimes the weak become the strong, believe in me, life isn't always what it seems, believe in me for I was made for chasing dreams." COME ON HOW PERFECT IS IT PLEEEEEEEEASE.

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