This is a short but pure silly drabble. I think my sadistic side is showing, whoops better cover that up
Wally chased after Captain Cold, who had decided to interrupt Flash Appreciation Day once again. He was considering asking Central not to host one at all if it kept getting ruined by angry villains. Cold was blasting the floor of the convention centre, making it impossible for him to get proper grip for super speed and curse his pride that he had turned down Bruce's offer of getting him new boots with an experimental sole for better traction on ice.
Stopping to pull civilians dressed in varying costumes and props out of danger was slowing him down didn't help either. Earlier in the day he had admired them, dressed in homemade versions of his friend's uniforms as well as popular characters from media, now they were a nuisance and making sure not to damage the outfits more trouble than it was worth.
He pushed a smaller version of S.T.R.I.P.E out of the way to see Cold run into a room he knew had no escape. He put on a quick burst of speed and all but crashed into Cold, who was just standing in front of the doorway staring at the scene in front of him.
One civilian, dressed as Batman, was pushed up against a wall while another civilian, this time in a Flash costume, slowly fucked him. Cold's eyes and mouth was opened wide as he turned to look at Wally.
"Can we just leave and forget this day ever happened? I need to go bleach my brain to get that awful image out of my mind." Cold asked his voice strained a little.
Wally smiled at him, winking conspiratorially. "It is pretty bad; I thought these guys did their research. Everybody knows Bats tops."
Cold let out an indignant squeak and paled further in shock. Taking the opportunity Wally cold cocked him and started dragging him out of the room to give the guys some privacy to finish. He was about to go grab some rope when a pair of familiar handcuffs dangled in front of his eyes.
"You know Lantern isn't going to be happy if you tell your villains about us before him." The recognizable growl stated.
"Pssh, like any self-respecting villain is going to believe we're dating without proof, Bats."
Wally replied cuffing Cold's hands together as he started to come to.
"You mean like this?" Bruce turned Wally around and gave him a deep kiss, instantly sucking Wally's tongue into his mouth. Neither of them could hear Cold's whimpering over their own moans.