Here is chapter 2 of Star Wars:Random Edition. Thanks to Phyeth and pronker for reviewing the last chapter,and thanks to all of you who read (even if you didn't review).This chapter was Phyeth's idea.

"You're weapon is you're life Anakin."

His Master's words rang through his head as he walked into a village,on some planet that he didn't bother to learn the name of,to find a bounty hunter that he,again,didn't bother to learn the name of.

"There he is!" he thought as he quickly ignited the blade of his brand-new sapphire lightsaber and sprang toawards a random villager dove out of the way and Anakin's blade sliced through an unfortunate street vendor's cart.

"Oops,false ,can I have a taco?"

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS,NOW GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID TEENAGE BRAT! The angry street vendor roared.

"Hey,there he is!" he thought again and,as another random villager dove out of the way,he cut up a hut filled with people angry at a teenager with a laser-sword cutting up their home.

Again,and again,throughout the day,he tried to cut up random villagers,get food from angry street vendors,and he completely destroyed the village.

"Anakin."

"Yes Master?"

"Why did you destroy the village?"

"I did no such thing!"

"We're running away from the angry villagers right now."

"Oh...um...it was the...uh..." he trailed off,trying to think of a good lie.

"Well?" Obi Wan asked.

"It was the pretty blue butterflies Master! They turned to the dark side,bent on destroying the galaxy! They decided to start with this very village for reasons unknown!"

"Huh?"

"Then the senators were so boring that the villagers chased them away!"

"Huh?"

"The villagers were still angry,so they decided to chase you showed up,now they're chasing both of us!"

"Anakin you're lying is not helping at all."

"But it's true!"

"Padawan..."

They made it onto their ship and Obi Wan piloted it away from the planet as Anakin was playing with his accidently lost his grip on it and the hilt went flying toward the door,and hit Obi Wan in the head.

"PADWAN!"

"What Master?"

"Why is half of the ship covered in burns and scorch marks?"

"It was the pretty blue butterflies..."

Obi Wan +A lightsaber=no good.

And that was chapter 2! Again,I am looking for ideas for future chapters or just ways to improve my tuned for chapter 3! :D