Hello people! I am soooooooooooooooooo sorry for taking so long to update,but I broke my laptop and just got it back. That (hopefully) won't happen again. Thanks to Ali Night,GoseiGokaiRed,Anakin-Jason-Skywalker-Kenobi,and Pheyth for reviewing. BEHOLD! THE NEXT CHAPTER! *music plays* READ ON!

"Anakin did you or did you not paint Master Windu's robes pink?"

"Um...pass."

*facepalm* "Just answer the question."

"Well...I was just minding my own business when suddenly the pickles appeared. They looked soooooooooooooooooooooooo tasty so I ate them and then waffle ghosts were chasing Master Yoda and he screamed like a fun sized candy bar and then you'd never guess what happened Master! The smileys came from Planet Smiley! They were soooooooooooooooooooooooooo creepy and after a long squence of events that didn't happen they went back to Planet Smiley.

"Where is this story going Padawan?"

"Then,Tru and I were freaking Ferus out with Darra's new doll and then after Ferus stopped screaming at us we ate some pickles and we ran out so we went and raided a candy story where they selled chocolate covered pickles. We ate those and then got the best idea EVER! We ate more pickles. Wait,that wasn't the idea. The idea was, we were going to pain the Temple! Since Master Yoda's favorite color is pink we got a few buckets of pink paint.

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

"Master Window came around the corner and he asked what we were doing. We sort of panicked and threw the pink paint at him. Well,at his robes."

"Are you finished Anakin?"

"Let me see... *mutters whole story again to himself* Yep,I'm finished.

"So,long story short: You did paint his robes pink."

"Ya."

"Go meditate. Now."

"TRU AND DARRA! PLAN B! PLAN B!"

Tru and Darra suddenly appeared out of nowhere,literally,and threw pink paint at Obi Wan. All three Padawans fled.

"Wait,where did they get the pink paint from? Beardy do you know?"

Uh oh,Obi Wan isn't as sane as you thought he was Anakin-Jason-Skywalker-Kenobi! Planet Smiley was from a discussion between me and GoseiGokaiRed. Oh,and that mention of the doll is a new story I'm gonna write: Darra's Doll. It'll be a oneshot,and it will be funny.

NEXT CHAPTER: Narwhals and the first chapter with Beardy in it! Yay!