Helga and Rowena sit in the Headmasters' office, playing chess.
"Knight to E5. Check," says Rowena.
Suddenly, they both notice an argument out in the hallway. The ruckus draws nearer and they both turn to the door.
Salazar and Godric burst into the room, mid-row, not noticing the women.
"It's not intolerant! It's prudent!" yells Salazar.
"Oh, prudent my arse! You're a bigot!"
"Boys," says Rowena, "were we going to plan the curriculum for next semester or...?"
"I'm not going to do anything with him until he comes to his senses!" Godric says and storms upstairs.
"The feeling is mutual!" Salazar yells back and storms out a door at the other end of the room.
Helga rolls her eyes and turns back to the game. "Why can't they get along like we do?"
Rowena sighs and says, "Men."