District one, Lilac Menuric
It is finally reaping day, or in my case: the day everyone notices the sheer amazingeness that is moi. I have waited for this day for mother-fucking years, bitches. Oh, my name is Lilac Menuric. Don't like it? Deal with it. Love it? I don't give a fuck! I am the best of the best, and have trained my entire life to enter the games. I swear to God that if anyone tries to get in my way, I will break them.
I walk downstairs and look at the poor pathetic excuse for parents that are lucky to have the God-given, perfect goddess that is me. They should be so fucking grateful that I even look at them sometimes, I mean seriously... Does my mother even look in the mirror? Ew.
I walk out the house before they can say anything- that is definitely not worth my precious time to hear- and go met up with some of my friends. I am wearing the cutest little plaid pink skirt that conforms to my perfect body exquisitely. My blouse is just adorable with the most precious patterns in all of Panem, and was imported right from the Capitol itself. I swear to God if I wasn't cursed with such horrible parents who grew up second-rate District One, that is where I would be, along with all the other perfect people. I mean it's like that stupid saying: "birds of a feather stick together." or however it goes, I mean seriously I deserve the best.
My long luxurious chestnut hair whips back and forth behind me as I sway my hips to and fro like the fucking model I should be. I mean, seriously? Some girls are just born with it, and I am the girl who is just fucking exploding with it- so suck it, bitches!
I finally find my fellow Pink girls. Oh, and I don't mean pink as in the color, I'm not that stupid. I mean P.I.N.K., as in Perfect Important Never Kind. We are the fucking royalty of District One and if you got a problem with that, then tell that to the blade of my knife.
I walk up to my BFFs. The names of which really don't even matter to me. They may be pretty, but if it were a contest I would smoke all these bitches hands down. They all greet me with either a: "heyyyy girl!" or one of those: "What's up girlfriend." which are usually paired with: "I loooove your hair!" or: "Omg that is the cutest thing I have ever seen; where did you get it?!"
I knew that deep down they all hated my guts and in my opinion they could all go burn in hell. However even though they hated my guts they do not dare mess with me, if they did I would probably kill her. Not that I would really care either way. We walked towards the reapings giggling and laughing and telling each other how fucking awesome we all are. Me being the best of course. When we finally got to where the reapings were to be held we went to our seats.
It took too damn long for the rest of the people to come, I mean seriously! You have legs don't you?! Use them or I will get rid of them for you! You don't use them anyway, so why in damn fucking sake do you need them?! By the time everyone just fucking decided to show up it was practically noon. I mean hellooooo, you're wasting my precious daylight to proclaim myself the fucking new victor of One, assholes! YOU SHOULD FUCKING GET DOWN AND KISS THE GROUND I STAND ON, YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICKS!
The mayor walks up on the stage grinning in a bleach white suit. Hurry up damn it! I zoned out for a bit and start to list all the reasons why I deserve the best of everything money can buy... then again I'm perfect who need money or the brains when you have looks like mine? I should start to charge people just for looking at me I am so fucking awesome. After the little tacky speech that he does every year it was finally my turn.
"And now the moment we have all been waiting for..."
Come on already!
"District one's tribute for this year's one hundred annual hunger games is-"
Before he can even open up the slip of paper I am already on stage like the star I am.
"It's me Lilac Menuric. Now move over pops you're in my spot."
" What the?! You're not allow- Security!"
The nerve of him! I walked over and pushed him aside from the microphone to bless the audience with a little speech I made just for this special occasion.
" First of all I would like to say that when I come back everyone one of you mother fuckers are going to answer to me your goddess of Panem. So if you think for one second that I am going to die. I will find you and end you."
I then give them a flash of my perfect smile as a few Peacekeepers come to escort me off the stage.
'" No need gentleman I can find my way to the hall of Justice by myself, but I appreciate the offer thank you very much."
I tell them then shoo them away with a flick of my wrist.
" Look girlie I don't know what your on but-"
He said as he reached out to grab my arm."
I quickly grabbed him by the wrist and thrust him down onto the ground where he deserved to be.
" How DARE you!? I am the new VICTOR of the hunger games! YOU WILL OBEY ME YOU SLAVE!"
Ugh the nerve of people sometimes I swear. I brush myself off and head over to the hall of justice where I will await for them to carry me away to the land of beauty where I belong. When I come back I will finally be obeyed like the queen I deserve to be.