I got my laptop back,thank the Force.

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars,Kung Fu Panda,the name Matilda,or *shiver* the cursed singer,J.B. I cannot use his name because it is a curse word,at least if you ask my friend.

Better watch out,because we WILL find you.

Another scream echoed down the halls,making the remaining Troopers shudder. It was life and death,some of them decided it was "every man for himself." Those were the men that were now gone. Taken by the enemy,during this cursed war. And this was a war that they weren't trained to fight-

"AMBUSH!" a female voice screamed as two figures jumped out of the air duct,water squirters in hand.

-a water war.

"CODE RED! CODE RED! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Clones were panicking. Some running around in circles while being blasted,others taking cover behind boxes while trying unsuccessfully to shoot their Jedi enemy.

Anakin laughed maniacally as he shot with a bazooka-sized water squirter and threw water balloons filled with chocolate.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Mmm,chocolate..." Random clone 1 muttered,

"Don't eat that,it could be poisoned!" Random clone 2 yelled,slapping him across the face.

"It's not poisoned." he stated matter-of-factually.

"How do you know that?"

"I have a 12th sense about these things Matilda."

RC2 stared at him blankly,then snapped out of his thoughts about evil lettuce dudes taking over vegetable land and making everybody stop eating pickles. It was horrifying.

"I told you,my name IS. NOT. MATILDA! And don't you mean a 6th sense?"

RC1 glared at him. "No,don't be stupid. That's my ability to tell people when they're wrong and I'm right about everything. And 7-10 are my ability to eat chocolate even when wearing my helmet that doesn't protect from explosions one bit so is actually pretty useless but looks cool. 11 lets me blow up,watch."

3 seconds later...

POP! RC1 blows up,leaving a daydreaming RC2 lost in his thoughts again as he doesn't even realize the first clone's unfortunate,and rather stupid, demise.

Meanwhile,Anakin and Rex were having a staring contest to determine the winner of the war. You see,they had shot each other at exactly the same time. Or at least if you ask Rex,for Anakin wasn't paying attention. He had been dreaming that pretty blue butterflies took over the galaxy after turning to the Dark Side,and the only way to stop them was to team up with the mystical Pink Lord of the Cats and destroy all the butterflies. Anakin mistook Rex for a butterfly because his armor had blue on it,so he started shooting like crazy before coming back to reality.

"Ready,set,PO!" Mrs. Referee of Awesomeness and Princess and Also Queen of Everything That Is Cool Including Pickles No Matter What Master Skywalker Says yelled.

"Huh?" Rex asked,raising an eyebrow at her.

"I like watching Kung Fu Panda," she said simply.

"No,I mean all the extra titles."

"She insists we call her that. Don't ask why," Anakin muttered before slamming his head on the table to see how long it would take until he could see stars.

"Why?"

"HE SAID DON'T ASK!" Ahsoka screeched at the top of her lungs,as fire surrounded her and she cackled evilly.

"Ok...the Commander has gone crazy...General sir,shall we call the war a tie?"

"Uh,sure T-Rex dude,you-you do that," Anakin said as he continued banging his head on the table. He pressed a button and all the captured clones were let go. Turns out they were all being forced to listen to *shiver* J.B.

Later,later,la-la-la-later. Later *clap* Later later. Sorry,started thinking of a song,

Mrs. Referee of Awesomeness and Princess and Also Queen of Everything That Is Cool Including Pickles No Matter What Master Skywalker Says had been shot with a dart loaded with a sedative and dragged to the Healers,while Anakin (after passing out from "watching the pretty stars") was dragged there too upon their arrival at the Temple. As for the poor Clones who had been captured,they ended up forgetting about the whole thing after 5 minutes.

So,the moral of the story: Epic Duck is crazy and has way too much fun writing this random stuff. MUAHAHAHAHA!

I do lay claim to the title of "Mrs. Referee of Awesomeness and Princess and Also Queen of Everything That Is Cool Including Pickles No Matter What Master Skywalker Says."

I seriously don't know where that came from. I really don't know. Lol :D And I can tell you thr name of the song,if you want.