Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, Mario Kart, The Wizard of Oz, a disco ball, flying pigs, or emo Jedi.

Anakin,Mrs. Referee of Awesomeness and Princess and Also Queen of Everything That Is Cool Including Pickles No Matter What Master Skywalker Says,Obi-Wan,Aayla,and Kit were sitting on the couch in Anakin and her room. They were in a heated game of Mario Kart and Kit was currently in the lead, followed closely by Aayla. Next was Obi-Wan,then Ahsoka. In dead last was Anakin,who preferred going through the course backwards than actually racing.

"BOWSER ALWAYS WINS! MUAHAHAHAHA!" Kit cackled,as lightening flashed and dramatic music played.

"Nu uh! Peach always wins. See?" Aayla laughed as she threw a mushroom at Kit,making him spin out of control,and passed him.

"DISCO PARTY! DISCO PARTY!" Anakin yelled as he jumped on the table and started dancing while Artoo spun in circles,flashing colors like a disco ball.

"Since when did he do that?" Obi-Wan asked the Togruta Padawan sitting next to him.

"I've never seen Skyguy dance before,and you were his Master! Wouldn't you know hey chocolate..."

*the whole galaxy screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the same time*

"I like CHOCOLATE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh,and fire. Pretty fire..." she starts walking zombie-like towards a lighter.

Kit and Aayla managed to both cross the finish line on the third lap at the exact same time,for the 50th time in a row.

"That's it! I quit! Stop that! Does this controller make my lightsaber look fat?" they yelled in unison.

The whole room was engulfed in green smoke as Yoda appeared.

"Saying things in unison,stupid it is!" *hits Kit and Aayla on the shins with his stick,throws a water balloon filled with pink paint at Obi-Wan,leaves Mrs. Referee of Awesomeness and Princess and Also Queen of Everything That Is Cool Including Pickles No Matter What Master Skywalker Says alone,and drags Anakin off to make him taste the new soup he made.

Obi-Wan grabbed his Padawan's Padawan and dragged her to the Healers.

She's so much like Anakin,I'm scared for the sanity of the galaxy.

Three Healers took her and he started to leave. Just as he started to walk out the door,2 Healers were walking in with an unconscious Anakin.

"What happened to him?"

"Master Yoda's soup."

"Ah."

It was a well known fact among the Jedi that Yoda loved soup. But he loved the soup that he made,which was toxic to anyone that wasn't of his species. And since there were no more people of his species left besides him,whatever his species was called in the first place,he's the only one who actually ate the soup. Or,what everyone else called it,toxic goop.

Obi-Wan started skipping down the yellow brick hallway singing happily.

"We're off to see the bald man! The ugly old bald name named Mace!"

Meanwhile...

Aayla and Kit were still in a heated game of Mario Kart. They tied once again,and it took Master Window running into the room and bashing the TV to pieces with a guitar to make them stop.

He turned to them. "You're welcome," he said before jumping out the window.

"WHERE DID THE WIZARD GO?" Obi-Wan bellowed as he ran into the room,in a pair of ruby slippers.

Before they said anything,he jumped out the window yelling something about Kansas.

"So..." Aayla said.

"So..." Kit responded.

"Aayla and Kit sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love,then comes marriage! Then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" a group of Younglings chorused.

"Why are you Younglings here?" Aayla asked,her face turning a deep shade of red. Whether it was from anger or from embarrassment,that part is unknown. Probably from both.

No one said anything. Kit walked over to them and decided to take them back to class. If it'd get him alone with Aayla,then it was worth it.

"Master Fisto,why did the scary red-faced lady yell at us?" one of the Younglings asked.

"She just wanted to know why pigs can fly."

"Master Fisto, what's a pig?"

"I'm not really sure."

They arrived and the Younglings walked into the wall.

"Oh,I can fix that," Master Mundi said as he randomly appeared. He cut a hole in the wall with his lightsaber and they all walked through it.

"I'm also a vampire!" *opens mouth to reveal fangs*

"I must warn you,my blood is not available for drinking. Please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeep."

Ki-Adi rolled his eyes. "I'm not going to drink your blood. I only drink the blood of emo Jedi." *goes to find Anakin*

Kit got bored and decided to go for a walk. He didn't no where he was going,so he just kept walking straight until he got to a window. OMG,HE DIDN'T STOP AT THE WINDOW! AHHHHHH! Wait,I am just being told that when he walked out the window a flying pig caught him and they flew into Aayla's apartment.

RaNdOm Ending. :)

I just remember reading something somewhere about Yoda calling Anakin an emo Jedi because he wears black and some other stuff,so I put that in there. Oh,and I actually have Mario Kart. Try going through the course backwards,it's actually way more fun than racing regularly.

If it doesn't make sense,then good. If it does,go to the doctor. You may have a severe case of the craziness.