"Obi-Wan! I need to tell you something!"
"Anakin, what is it?"
"I'm...I'm..."
"Well?"
"I'm..."
Obi-Wan slaps him, "Spit it out!"
Anakin glared at him and spit out his gum.
"That's not exactly what I meant..."
"Look, I'm... a..."
"Emo freak?"
Anakin slaps him, "I'm a Jedi!"
The Jedi around them didn't pay any attention. They were too busy being normal, boring people.
Obi-Wan didn't say anything. He just stood there, mouth open.
"Look, I know it's a shocking revelation. I know I should have told you earlier, but I didn't feel like it."
After awhile of awkward silence, Obio finally said something.
"What are you going to tell me next? Master Yoda is a girl?"
"Er..."
"Or that Master Mundi is a vampire?"
Speaking of Ki-Adi, he was currently flying down the hallway and stopped right in front of them.
"I'm a-here to suck ya blood!"
"I don't think I have blood..."
"Dang it, I'm going to starve now! I can only drink the blood of emo Jedi! Thanks for nothing!"
With that being said, the vampire/Jedi Master/crybaby/cookie/scratch that last one/Ow, I said the last one NOT ME!/great I think I'm stuck/HELP!/pie/seriously someone get help, flew into the air vent and got stuck.
The other two Jedi, Obio and Anakin, decided to go ask if anyone knew what gender Grumpy Old Troll was.
THE END.
Anakin rolled his eyes.
"Next time, I'M telling the story."