Anakin's Top 20 Things That He Likes:

1. Food. Don't tell Padme, she will kill me. Literally, I think she has my lightsaber.

2. Padme, my wife. She makes good fried chicken.

3. My looks. I'm handsome, just ask the fried chicken lady. Er...I mean my wife...

4. Kenobi Bars. What would you do-OO-oo for a Kenobi Bar?

5. The hit song, Dynamite Jedi. Also been called SHUT UP ALREADY if I'm singing it. You know who you are. *coughObi-Wancough*

6. Annoying Master Window.

7. Ignoring Obi-Wan when he tells me to get a haircut because I look like a girl.

8. Teasing Obi-Wan about his girlfriend, Duchess Satine of Mandalore. I like to call her Duchess Dancing to make him mad. She does seem like a good dancer, though, unlike a certain bearded Master...

9. Making a droid of myself to trick Master Mundi into trying to drink it's blood. I guess oil doesn't taste good, he always spits it onto the nearest Jedi.

10. Getting Ahsoka to help me throw bananas at the Council from the window and air vent while they're in session. Plus we get to watch them slip on the banana peels when Yoda ends up eating the bananas and throws them on the floor.

11. My giant stuffed pickle named Bob.

12. The poem called The Night Before Easter, that I wrote. It's fantastic, I know. You didn't say that? Well you were thinking it. I ready you're mind...but don't try reading mine. It's empty, nothing to be found.

13. Telling people my mind is empty, when it's actually not. Freaks them out, and then Obi-Wan lectures me about stuff like listening to him because he's older blah blah blah. I didn't hear the rest of it, I wasn't listening.

14. Watching Chocolate Pudding Rangers. Go go Pudding Rangers! Go go Pudding Rangers! Rangers together, whipped cream forever!*

15. Eating all the chocolate pudding in the cafeteria. And the ones that Obi-Wan tries to hide from me.

16. Operating an Ewok Extermination company in Obi-Wan's apartment when he's not there. Don't worry, we don't actually kill them. We just sing to them until they leave.

17. Poking people with a stick.

18. Entering rooms via the window. Also, jumping out of said window when the Council members get mad.

19. Fire.

20. Sugar. Lots and lots of sugar. WOO!

Muahahahaha! I made it 20 things when it's chapter 19! I'm evil, I know. :)