19 Things Obi-Wan Likes

1. Getting Anakin back for getting me back for putting eggs in his boots to get him back because he dyed my robes pink again.

2. Jawa flavored tea. You can really taste the Jawa!

3. Chasing Anakin around to 'try and get some Anakin ice cream.' He deserves it for sending a group of fangirls after me because they wanted a 'Kenobi Bar.' I think one of them bit me...

4. Firecrackers. They make things go boom.

5. Making things go boom.

6. Throwing pretty pretty flowers at unsuspecting Senators. They are not to be eaten...kidding, I meant trusted. Or am I kidding?

7. Roasted rancor with Senator sauce and extra ketchup.

8. Playing lightsabers with Beardy. I mysteriously got a cut on my face from a lightsaber at that exact same time...the Healers told me not to play lightsabers with him anymore. Meanies.

9. Watching my pet try to shoot a bowl of cereal off the table. He's a destroyer droid, but he's actually really nice! He's only tried to kill me 49 times!

10. What would you do-OO-oo for a Kenobi Bar?

11. Sorry, my annoying former Padawan wrote that when I wasn't looking. I can't help it if shiny objects are... *We are having technical difficulties. We are deeply sorry for Obi-Wan acting like an idiot*

12. Acting like an idiot. Key word: ACTING.

13. Starring in commercials because I'm a better actor than a certain Jedi Knight that just stands in front of the camera and brags about how hot he looks.

14. Eating popcorn and watching the crazy fangirls on their latest "Anakin Hunt".

15. Hiding in the closet during the daily "Obi-Wan Hunt" by said fangirls.

16. Toni-i-i-i-ight! We are Jedi! So let's set the Temple on fire- Oh, right, I'm not supposed to be singing that. Makes the other Jedi paranoid, they think I'm going to set the Temple on fire! As you all know, that's what Anakin does in...wait, am I allowed to break the fourth wall?

17. *Anakin runs in* Fourth wall! You're breaking the fourth wall!

18. Refusing to go to bed. No one's ever making me go to the cursed bedroom of sleepiness! HAHAHA!

19. Chocolate drizzled on a pair of boots, which are filled with shredded cheese. Top it off with sprinkles and death. And sprinkles.

I love watching Family Guy! Anyone else who does should be able to figure out the quote in there easily. Oh, and it's 12:06 AM, so this is a really random chapter.