Bold text is Anakin, regular text is Obi-Wan.
"On the first day of Life Day
A battle droid gave to me
A bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Anakin, are you really that stupid-"
"On the second day of Life Day
A bald Master gave to me
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Mace did that? Somehow, I'm not surprised..."
"On the third day of Life Day
My wife-I mean life- gave to me
Three piles of dirty laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Did you say wife? Hm..." he thinks for a few hours, "Nah, I'm so smart I would know if my former Padawan was married to the Senator of Naboo and was going to get her pregnant, then go and kill all the Jedi because a Dark Lord of the Sith offered him cookies. Like that would ever happen!"
"On the fourth day of Life Day
My Padawan gave to me
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Remind me to thank Ahsoka later."
"On the fifth day of Life Day
My good old Master gave to me
Five whacks on the head
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"You're welcome."
"On the sixth day of Life Day
The Chancellor gave to me
Some really awesome cookies
Five whacks on the head
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Dang it, the old fool didn't think to poison the cookies. Or at least put a sedative in them."
"On the seventh day of Life Day
My best friend Rex gave to me
Seven pretty stun bolts
Six really awesome cookies
Five whacks on the head
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Rex deserves a raise. But the Clones don't get paid, maybe I'll just bake him some of my famous broccoli cookies"
"On the eighth day of Life Day
Old Dooku gave to me
Eight stabs in the stomach
Seven pretty stun bolts
Six really awesome cookies
Five whacks on the head
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Anakin was complaining all day that his stomach hurt. At least with my gift, he slept for a while. Or at least I think he was sleeping..."
"On the ninth day of Life Day
Dead Qui-Gon gave to me
Nine ghosts of his plants
Eight stabs in the stomach
Seven pretty stun bolts
Six really awesome cookies
Five whacks on the head
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"On the tenth day of Life Day
A fun-sized troll gave to me
Ten bowls of toxic soup
Nine ghosts of his plants
Eight stabs in the stomach
Eight stabs in the stomach
Seven pretty stun bolts
Six really awesome cookies
Five whacks on the head
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Toxic, it is not!"
"Get out of here, Yoda! This is my gig!"
"On the eleventh day of Life Day
My loyal Clone Troopers gave to me
Eleven pounds of bricks (on my head)
Ten bowls of toxic soup
Nine ghosts of his plants
Eight stabs in the stomach
Seven pretty stun bolts
Six awesome cookies
Five whacks on the head
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"Next time try twelve pounds."
"On the twelfth day of Life Day
The Force gave to me
Twelve visions of Sith cookies
Eleven pounds of bricks (on my head)
Ten bowls of toxic soup
Nine ghosts of his plants
Eight stabs in the stomach
Seven pretty stun bolts
Six awesome cookies
Five whacks on the head
Four hungry rancors
Three piles of laundry
Two poisoned apples
And a bomb for all the Clones to see!"
"And a former Padawan to annoy me!"