"I want a Wampa, and dynamite, and a skateboard, and TNT, and a new lightsaber that I can't destroy in 5 seconds, and a bomb, and and...um...oh, and I want a live size statue of myself!" Anakin sat on a turkey at the zoo, to the...amusement...of his Padawan who was too busy throwing staplers at the security guards.
Eventually, after Ahsoka ran out of staplers and Anakin somehow managed to shut up for 10 seconds, security threw them out. Literally.
oOo
To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump to the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump to the dump to the dump to the duuuuuuuuuuump, to the dump dump dump.
oOo
"All I want for Life Day is some dynamite! Dynamite! Dynamite! All I want for Life Day is some dynamite! So I can blow up the Council Chambers!"
Obi-Wan Jello Kenobi was doing his almost the day before Thanksgiving tradition, singing a bunch of weird songs while ignoring the fact that Anakin got thrown away. Again.
"Across the land of marshmallows
To Mario Kart Land we go
The wampa knows the way
To squirt cheese and say
It is Thanksgiving Day! Yay!"
The security guards from the dump were sick and tired of his horrible singing. So, naturally, they chased him with pitchforks and cheese cubes.
"Ooo, piece of cheese. OW!" "Ooo, piece of cheese. OW!" "Ooo, piece of cheese. OW!" "OW! Ooo, piece of OW! Cheese." Over and over again, Obi-Wan fell for the suspicious looking cheese cube traps until finally stealing all the cheese and running for his life back to the Temple.
Settling down for a nice, deadly, Thanksgiving meal from the *gasp* cafeteria. Everyone in the Jedi Temple managed, with the help of the Force, and gas masks, to ignore the toxic fumes and inedible food to have a wonderfully awkward dinner. The end.