"We've got a clue!"
"Clue, clue, clue!" the chorus echoed.
"We've got a clue-oo-oo-OO!" Yeah, we've got a clue!"
Ahsoka groaned, why had she wanted him as a Master again? Oh, right, he makes really awesome pancakes. But listening to her Master singing about trying to find a potato chip army wasn't on her "To Do" list.
"Master, PLEASE, I'm trying to-"
"Here, have a pancake!" he yelled, throwing it so it landed perfectly atop her head, "Oh yeah, touchdown!"
Tossing it to the man-eating mutant taco in the corner, she grabbed her studies and headed over to Obi-Wan's Quarters. At least she could get some peace and quiet there.
"Hey, Ahsoka, meet Steve!" Obi-Wan grinned.
"Hi!" a giant freaking teddy bear yelled, making Ahsoka jump so high out of surprise she stuck to the ceiling.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you Steve learned how to use glue. But don't worry- he doesn't have emotions or the ability to use weapons yet."
So much for peace and quiet.
She peeled herself off the ceiling and walked out, hearing screaming just as the door closed.
"OH MY GLOB HE FOUND A BLASTER! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIII *five minutes later* IIIIVES!"
By that time the Togruta Padawan had gone and locked herself in a closet to avoid any more insane/idiotic/brainless Jedi.