The ship bumpped into something. Well that didn't happen in the orignal story. Nami and I shot to our feet and headed out onto the deck to see what happened. Standing on Luffy's special sitting place, the sheep head at the front of the ship, was a slime man covered in gold and rings. And with a purple afro.

"Oh! Twins! How rare!" The man squealed bringing his hands together and hopping from foot to foot in excitment. Weirdo. "Get them men. I want to add them to my collection." And with the last squeal other pirates were suddenly pouring onto the 'Going Merry'. I was knocked out from behind.

NAMI

We, Ren and I, were taken onto the afro guy's ship. Ren was uncouncious. What had they done to her? One of the afro guy's men had Ren by her hair and was dragging her to the afro guy.

"Who are you?" I demanded of him as my arm was twisted behind my back and I was pushed towards him.

"I am the great Captain Collector!" He shouted gleefully. He was worse than Luffy.

"Oh and what are you a collector of?" Ren demanded waking up.

"Rare and pretty things. Especially if they come in pairs." The guy squealed.

"You're an idiot." Ren told him simply.

"You can't talk to me like that." The 'Captain Collector' whined. His man pulled on Ren's hair.

"Ah!" Ren let out a small scream.

"You don't really look like your twin. We need to change that." The captain said. He walked over to Ren and stole her glasses stuffing them in his afro. Ren's eyes became unfocused as if she couldn't see without her glasses which I wouldn't doubt.

"Alright men. Cut her hair." He ordered happily. Did he get off on this kind of stuff or something. The guy who had Ren by her hair pulled out a knife and made a single uneven cut through her hair letting her drop to her knees.

LUFFY

"They took Nami and Ren." I told Zoro and Usopp.

"What are we going to do?" Usopp asked. Zoro stood up and grinned.

"We'll get them back of course." I answered.

Half-an-hour later we'd finally caught up with the priates who had kidnapped Ren and Nami. They had stopped ans were unloading on to an island. We dropped anchor and snuck onto the island. "I can't see Nami or Ren." I told them looking around. Why couldn't I see them?

"There they are!" Usopp shouted. Suddenly a lot of people turned in out directio with drawn weapons. Zoro sighed before he drew his swords and started slashing his way through. "I'll go get the girls while you two fight." Usopp told us as I started helping Zoro.

USOPP

I found Nami, I couldn't see Ren though. As I got closer to Nami I realized that Ren was right next to her. Or was it the other way around. The fiends who had taken the girls had cut Ren's hair and taken her glasses. And with both of the girls uncouncious and their eyes closed it was impossible to tell them apart.

"Come on. Wake up." I told them shaking their arms. They both groaned and their eyes fluttered. The first pair of eyes to meet mine were green and unfocused than a pair of brown eyes joined in compettion for my gaze.

"Usopp?" Ren asked before throwing her arms around my neck. Nami hugged me as well.

"Werhe are the other two idiots?" Nami asked as they pulled away.

"Fighting a bunch of people who are intent on not letting us rescue you." I answered turning to lead them back to the others. Zoro and Luffy had made short work of the opposing crew including the captain. The man covered in gold.

"Where are your glasses?" Luffy asked Ren. Ren walked over to the man in gold and withdrew her glasses from his sphere hairdo. She grabbed the edge of Nami's shirt and whiped off her glasses on it before slipping them on her face.

"Thanks for reminding me Luffy." Ren told them as we headed back to the ship.

Zoro sighed. "Now it's even harder to tell the two of you a part." He muttered darkly.

"I think that was the whole point. Afro dude seemed to have a thing for rare items that came in pairs." Ren answered.

"You two are rare?" Zoro asked with a raise eyebrow.

"Apparently Nami is. I'm just her doppelganger." Ren answered with a grin.

"No! Your her twin!" Luffy protested.

"They're the same thing! Well actually no. Twins are related doppelgangers don't have to be." Whack. Both Ren and Luffy were sporting lumps on the back of their heads where Nami had smacked them.