Obi-Wan Kenobi strolled into the Council chambers, looking as dashingly handsome as ever.
As he sat down, everyone gave him a bewildered look.
"Master Kenobi, how dare you break the code like this!"
He raised his eyebrow, "Like what?"
"You know what you did."
"I ate a sandwich without throwing it on the ground first?"
"No."
"I married a creepy green thing and had a million barfing babies?"
"No, Yoda already did that."
"Dang it!"
Adi jumped up, tears spraying everywhere like a sprinkler, "You-you monster! How could you?"
Grinning, Yoda spoke up, "Very simple it is. When two Yodas, love each other, they do..."
"I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, YOU HAIRY FREAKING TOAD!" threw the thing out the window, she did, "Ok. Now that Yoda is out the window, I'll resume flooding the room with my tears."
Obi-Wan rolled his eyes and continued his conversation with Mace, "What did I do?"
"You...wore boots without socks!"
Gasps of horror sounded throughout the room.
"Oh," Obi-Wan rolled his eyes again, "Anakin ate them."