Promo

Matthews: We are coming back from vacation. Wink called us and told us we have Los Ice Creams tonight. I was told that were going to face them in a cage match and that everyone hates ice cream. Jagged: Let me set this straight, how this match won't be a cage match and we actually like ice cream. Tonight were hungry and we will forget their manners. BOO YAH!

Feel the Flow

Gavin: Ladies and gentleman coming to the ring they are the team from north of the border. Scott "Jagged" Parker and "Big Magic" Shane Matthews. Together they are known as 3.0!

Ice Cream Truck Song

Gavin: Ladies and gentlemen coming to ring they come from south of the border. El Hijo del Ice Cream and Ice Cream Jr. together the duos are known as Los Ice Creams!

Ultramantis: This looks like a fun match with the two most funny and fan favourites.

Leonard: Looks like Shane and Ice Cream Jr. are starting off. They lock up and Big Magic got him in a headlock he release him when they hit the ropes. Ice Cream Jr. goes around and pinches him in the butt. Shane screams at him and Ice Cream Jr. and El Hijo del Ice Cream run away.

Ultramantis: Well from just that I know who will win.

Leonard: The count is at 10 remember Chikara rules we have a 20 count and rolling out of the ring counts as a tag.

Ultramantis: Looks like the Ice Creams are back and El Hijo rolls in the ring.

Leonard: Shane screams at him El Hijo tags out quickly. Ice Cream running at Shane who drop toe holds him into an elbow drop from Jagged. They whip Junior in the corner and Jagged hits him in the corner with a running forearm whips him into Big Magic who hits him with a sideslam backbreaker holding him into position for a running knee from Jagged! 1, 2 Ell Hijo breaks it up, as Ice Cream Jr. rolls out of the ring he punches Scott and Jagged hits the ropes miss a clothesline and gets hit by a spinning forearm into a lariat. 1, 2, 3.

Ultramantis: Wow you can tell 3.0 want the belts and they absolutely destroyed their opponents tonight.

Gavin: The winners of the match 3.0.

Promo

Icarus: Tonight I will bring the titles back to F.I.S.T. and carry the water boy to victory.

Sugar: First of all I'm not the water boy but I will say this were taking home gold and were coming for you

Icarus: You can't say that that's not pg. (walks away)

Sugar: I was going to say were coming for you Colony.

Iteration

Gavin: Coming down the aisle he is the Boisterous Ball Hog Sugar Dunkerton and he is known for his horrible tattoo Icarus. Together they are members of F.I.S.T.

The Ants go Marching

Gavin: There opponents coming down the aisle he is the Big Blue Ant assailant and his partner is Energetic Insectoid Grappler! He is Fire Ant. Together the duo is known as The Colony.

Leonard: Well Mantis these two teams obviously don't have the experience as some of the other teams but who do you think will win this match?

Ultramantis: Well I would go with The Colony on this one F.I.S.T. still doesn't accept Sugar in their group while The Colony accepted assailANT and so did the everyone else at last years Under the Hood IPPV.

Leonard: Here we go Icarus and Fire Ant starts it off. Both groups have a lot of history together in fact Icarus and Chuck Taylor got shaved bald by The Colony. Oh and Icarus took off the jacket and showing his hideous tattoo and wait is that Steve Turtle Weiner running around the ring.

Ultramantis: Looks like he saw the tattoo.

Steve: My eyes! I CANT SEE!

Leonard: Icarus distracted by Steve wait Fire Ant rolls him up 1, 2 and kick out at two. Icarus misses a clothesline and Fire Ant goes to the ropes and has Icarus in the head scissors transition into a tornado DDT. 1, 2 kick out. Fire Ant tags in assailant he whips Icarus into the rope knocks him down with a shoulder block and Fire Ant lands a senton. 1, 2 kick out at two. assailANT has Icarus in a headlock whip him into the ropes Icarus stays on the ropes and assailANT runs towards him and eats a boot. Icarus kicks him in the gut and whips him into ropes and hits him with a spear. 1, 2 kick out. Icarus looks to tag in Sugar oh but tricks him and stomps assailANT in the gut. Now he picks assail up and hits him with a suplex. 1 kicks out at 1. He Icarus now looks to scoop slam assail but Sugar blind tags into the match. Icarus hits the slam and looks to go for the cover but Jon Barber is telling him he's not the legal man.

Ultramantis: Look at Sugar Chikarason

Leonard: While assail is on his knees sugar hits a senton. He goes for the cover but look Icarus grabs him and throws him out of the ring he covers assail. 1, 2 kick out at two so close though.

Ultramantis: Icarus is a selfish and ugly tattooed man Chikarason.

Leonard: He lifts him up looking for the Blue Ray, but assailANT elbows his way out of it and hits the ropes and hits Icarus with a spinning elbow. Now both men looking for a tag and Dunkerton gets off the ring apron, but Fire Ant tags in! Missile Dropkick! He lifts him up brainbuster and then he hits him with a yahtzee kick covers but only gets two. Icarus rolls into the corner and assailANT comes back in and they hit him with Ant Go Marching dropkick and they get 2 again. They whip Icarus into the ropes but Icarus stops himself from moving. Fire Ant runs at him but he lowers the rope and Fire Ant goes over. assailANT runs now he gets hit with a boot and Sugar blind tags into the match. Icarus grabs assailANT and runs up the ropes to hit the shirunai.

Ultramantis: Hey look at Sugar he is on the top rope and he hit an Elbow Drop!

Leonard: 1, 2 it's over.

Gavin: Ladies and gentlemen your winners of the match Icarus and Sugar Dunkerton F.I.S.T.

Promo

Mr. Touchdown: Where's Dasher. Hey get away you freaky nerds. Where's that nerd doctor help Dasher and those Canadian nerds got attacked by those freaky nerds.

Dr. Dave: I'm here let me take a look. Oh Dasher and 3.0 I can definitely say they are too injured to continue competing.

Wink: Ok so this is what's going to happen Mr. Touchdown you will compete against the Pope and the Alpha Male by yourself, while the team of F.I.S.T. will get a bye to the finals of the grand prix and The Batiri will get -1. So when they get their first point they will have 0 points and everything will be back to normal after that. OK.