Chikara Event Center

Bryce: Ladies and gentleman new news from Chikara. Soldier Ant is no longer with deviANT in The Swarm, now he is in his own group The Colony Extreme Force. The group has 3 new ants Arctic Recue Ant, Missile Assault Ant and Orbit Adventure Ant. Now to announce what the surprise is and that is the craziest Cibernatico you can ever think of. Its team Sapphire the bird who was almost died because of Mr. Touchdown versus Team Veronica. On Team Veronica Tim Donst, Jakob Hammermeier, Mr. Touchdown Mark Angelosetti, Kobald , Steve " The Turtle" Weiner , Jervis Cottenbellly, Juan Francisco de Coronado and Matt Classic. On Team Sapphire Archibald Peck, Sugar Dunkerton , Chuck Taylor , The Swamp Monster , 3.0 ,a mystery man and the return of the great legend to the ring Jake " The Snake" Roberts. So be there for Cibenatico which is after The Young Lions Cup and vote who you want to participate to get The Grand Championship. As well due to the attack from The Batiri Dasher Hatfield will be out for several months.

Catholi-Funk

Gavin: Ladies and gentlemen this match is the semi-final match of the tag grand prix coming down to the ring, the Alpha Male Monty Brown and The Pope Elijah Burke. And there opponent.

Touchdown City

Gavin: Coming to the ring representing The Throwbacks Mr. Touchdown Mark Angelosetti!

Leonard: Some weird events have taken place in the tournament Mantis.

Ultramantis: I find myself angry at The Batiri costing people their shot at gold Chikarason.

Leonard: And were off looks like Elijah will start. They go for a lockup but Mr. Touchdown kicks him in the gut. He scoop slams him and lands two standing splashes. He hits the rope into the Tebow knee to the face. 1, 2 kick out at two.

Ultramantis: I would say that's a smart strategy by Mr. Touchdown you have to play a little bit dirty when you're up against two people.

Leonard: I just heard word that someone else was attacked before 3.0 and Dasher. Wait why is Archie here? And Mr. Touchdown is distracted by his presence.

Archibald: I know it was you who attacked and stole Desire.

Leonard: Mr. Touchdown is distracted by Archie's words saying he attacked and stole Archie's horse Desire who is still with him after he was The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger.

Ultramantis: Look out Touchdown.

Leonard: Elijah express 1, 2, 3.

Gavin: Your winner and facing F.I.S.T. in the finals is the team of The Pope Elijah Burke and The Alpha Male Monty Brown.

Backstage

Veronica: Did you do what I asked you to do

Steve: Yes I taped up the horse's feet and sold to a Russian Man so am I team captain for Cibernatico.

Veronica: I already told you before Donst is team captain but you can be co-captain.

Steve: Yay! I'm co-captain! Now I can't wait to beat up Archie for picking on you.

Veronica: I can't wait either.

(While they are talking they didn't Notice Mr. Touchdown was watching and listening to them the whole time.)

Leonard: so looks like" Veronica and Steve the Turtle" cost Mr. Touchdown a chance to win the Campeonatos de Parejas.

Riddle Me This

Gavin: Ladies and gentlemen coming to the ring he is a former Young Lions Cup Champion. He is Jigsaw!

Ole

Gavin: Coming down to the ring from Tijuana, Mexico. He is the Generic Luchador and The Pride of Tijuana. He is El Generico!

Leonard: We will see a real goodbye match. El Generico easily beat Chucky T tonight and now is facing Jigsaw.

Ultramantis: This is a rematch from our first IPPV High Noon

Leonard: They lock up El Generico pushes him into the corner. Referee Bryce Remsburg tells him to break it up. They lock up again and this time Jigsaw pushes El Generico in the corner. Again they have to break it up, wait Jigsaw stomps El Generico's chest. He whips El Generico into the ropes misses a clothesline and gets hit with an armdrag. El Generico working into Abdominal Stretch. But Jigsaw elbows him in the head and releases the hold and then knees him in the gut.

Ultramantis: Did you notice Chikarason since Jigsaw turned the pace of the match has gotten slower.

Leonard: Yes I noticed but I believe El Generico will push the place. Now back to the match. Jigsaw whips him into the ropes, but Generico stops himself. Jigsaw rushing at Generico and Generico lowers the rope and Jigsaw is now on the outside. El Generico looks for a slingshot splash but jigsaw moves out of the way, but Generico landed on the apron on his feet and kicks Jigsaw in the chest and hits a split legged moonsault!

Ultramantis: That was amazing Chikarason!

Leonard: He rolls Jigsaw back in the ring and covers him but only gets 2. He Irish whips him in the corner he's looking for a Yakuza kick but Jigsaw moves out of the way. Now Jigsaw hits him with an elbow to the back, enzugari and finally hits a bridging German suplex. 1, 2 and kick out at two.

Ultramantis: What an amazing combo of moves Chikarason.

Leonard: Now Jigsaw stomping on him in the corner and goes for a pin but only gets a 1 count. He is going to the top probably looking for the double stomp. But El Generico moves out of the way. Jigsaw misses a clothesline and runs into the corner. El Generico looking for a Yakuza kick, but misses. Superkick by Jigsaw! And now he goes to the top rope and hits the double stomp. 1 , 2, and Generico kicks out.

Ultramantis: Jigsaw is stunned in belief Chikarason.

Jigsaw: Its brainbuster time.

Leonard: Jigsaw is mocking Generico by using his own move. He lifts Generico for the brainbuster, but Generico escapes and pushes him into the corner. Yakuza Kick! Out of nowhere. He now puts Jigsaw on the turnbuckle for that super brainbuster.

Ultramantis: Chikarason let's say it together.

Ultramantis and Leonard:Brainbustaaaaahhhhh!

Leonard: 1 , 2 ,3 it's over.

Gavin: You're winner El Generico!

Fans: Thank you Generico! 3x. Ole ,Ole ,Ole, Ole! 10x.

Mr. Touchdown: Hey Veronica I quit your stupid team.

Veronica: It doesn't matter you already been replaced

Mr. Touchdown: By whom?

Oleg the Usurper: By me. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

(Mr. Touchdown gets hit with OFF WITH YOUR HEAD)

Bryce: Hey I need a doctor Mr. Touchdown is out cold.

Promo

Sugar: I never thought I would say this but me and Icarus are in the finals of the Tag Gran Prix and we are coming into this match as the underdogs. And tonight the underdogs will prevail and take the titles home back to Chikara.

Icarus: Sugar let me say this after the match and watching the other matches and reflecting on everything I realized in order to win we have to work together and like Sugar said we will prevail. Rough!

Gavin: Ladies and gentlemen thee time has finally come for the main event of event of the evening. And it is for the Campeonatos de Parejas. Now introducing team number 1.

Catholi-Funk

Gavin: Coming down to the ring The Pope Elijah Burke and The Alpha Male Monty Brown! And there opponents team number 2.

Iteration

Gavin: Coming to the ring he is the Leader of F.I.S.T. you know him as the man with the hideous tattoo Icarus and his partner is the boisterous ball hog Sugar Dunkerton. Together the duo is known as F.I.S.T.

Ultramantis: Chikarason cover your eyes

Leonard: Icarus takes off his jacket may god have mercy on our souls. AND WAIT! Icarus is wearing 76ers jersey!

Ultramantis: Chikarason I believe Sugar has actually changed Icarus.

Leonard: Icarus and Elijah start off. They lock up and Elijah has Icarus in a headlock they hit the ropes and Elijah lets go of the headlock. Icarus hits the ropes only to be hit by a back elbow from The Pope. Elijah brings him in the corner and stomps on Icarus' stomach and tags in The Alpha Male. The Alpha Male is stomping on him he lifts up Icarus for a scoop slam he covers him but only gets a 1 count. He whips him into the corner and looks to hit a splash in the corner but misses and Icarus dropkicks The Alpha Male and he rolls out the ring and Icarus looks for a tag, but Elijah Burke pulls him back to the opposite corner. He stomps him in the corner and now lifts him up to his feet and he's throwing body punches to Icarus.

Ultramantis: Elijah Burke using his boxing background in this match with those punches.

Leonard: Now he turns his body around and looks like he is setting up the Elijah Express! Oh but Icarus moves out of the way Elijah hurt his knee really badly. And Icarus hits him with a shiranui and now Sugar is on the top rope and hits an elbow drop. Sugar covers 1 , 2 and Monty Brown broke up the cover. Now Brown whips Sugar into the ropes and misses a clothesline and turns around only to be met with kiss my converse dropkick which sends him out of the ring. Now Icarus and Sugar hit double team shell shocked on Burke. Cove we have the new champions, we have new champions!

Gavin: Your winner and new Campeonatos de Parejas Icarus and Sugar Dunkerton! F.I.S.T.!

Ultramantis: The duo that no one would think would win the tournament proves every one wrong by winning the tag titles.

Leonard: That's it for tonight we will see you next time at Young Lions Cup!