Reading, Pennsylvania
Promo
Johnny Gargano: Now everyone the time has come to crown a new Young Lions Champion. And Who Else should be Young Lions Cup Champion other than the bee's knees, the cat pyjamas and the whole shebang Johnny Gargano. And the answer is nobody.
Chuck: Except Swamp Monster!
Johnny: Chuck what are you doing this is my promo time.
Chuck: Oh My Bad.
Johnny: Anyways ….
(Camera zooms out which you can see Michael Elgin behind Gargano)
Johnny: You know what let's just go to the ring.
Gavin: Ladies and Gentlemen I welcome you to Young Lions Cup and the first bout is the first round tournament matchup. And it is a fatal 4 way elimination style. Now introducing participant number 1.
MMMBop
Gavin: Coming to the ring from Montebello, California. He is one half of The Young Bucks. He is one half of the PWG tag team championships. Representing PWG, Nick Jackson!
Incubus
Gavin: Coming down to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Representing Ring of Honor. Unbreakable Michael Elgin!
Rage
Gavin: Coming to the ring he is the devious ant. He is deviANT!
Iteration
Gavin: The final participant of the match representing F.I.S.T. He is the bee's knees, the cat pyjamas and the whole shebang. He is Johnny Gargano.
Leonard: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Young Lions Cup I am Leonard F. Chikarason joining me for tonight is Ultramantis Black.
Ultramantis: Chikarason I'm happy to see a new up and comer. And this match has potential to be the show stealer tonight.
Chikarason: Here we go Elgin and deviANT start off. Elgin and deviANT lock up and Elgin easily tosses him to the corner he tags out to Nick Jackson. And now Elgin locks up with Nick Jackson and now he is easily tossed to the corner. And now Johnny Gargano looks to lock up and oh he kicks Elgin in the gut.
Ultramantis: What a smart and dastardly move by Gargano.
Leonard: Gargano hits the ropes only for Elgin to lift him up in a military press slam. And Jackson attacks Elgin from behind. He tries to whip Elgin in the corner but Elgin reverses it and whips Jackson into the corner. Jackson dodges the avalanche in the corner and hits Elgin with a knee in the corner he looks for a tornado DDT but Elgin reverse it into A CHAOS THEORY! But only gets a two count!
Ultramantis: so far in this match Chikarason Elgin is dominating so far.
Leonard: Now Gargano send Elgin out of the ring with a double dropkick. And a Suicide Dive by Gargano! Now deviANT looking to dive outside but is MET WITH A SUPERKICK FROM NICK JACKSON! AND GOES THROUGH THE ROPES INTO A MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE!
Ultramantis: THAT WAS AMAZING CHIKARASON!
Leonard: Now Nick Jackson rolls back into the ring and whips deviANT to the corner and goes for the knee in the corner again but misses and hits the turnbuckle. Now Gargano is back in and rolls up on deviANT quick kick out at 1 but gets kicked in the head! NICK JACKSON SUPERKICKS GARGANO! DISCUS FOREARM BY ELGIN! BACKFIST BY ELGIN! BUCKLEBOMB! NOW ELGIN SETS UP FOR THE ELGIN BOMB BUT IS REVERSED INTO A REVERSE HURRICANRANA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Ultramantis: What did we just see Chikarason!
Leonard: Now everyone is back on their feet and GARGANO SUPERKICKS ELGIN BUT HES STILL STANDING! AND NICK SUPERKICKS ELGIN AND HE IS STILL STANDING! DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO ELGIN AND HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES! RUNNING KNEE BY deviANT and he covers Elgin 1, 2, 3. They eliminated Michael Elgin.
Gavin: Michael Elgin has just been eliminated.
Leonard: AND NOW WHAT! A DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO deviANT WHOS ON HIS KNEES! And they both cover him 1, 2, 3. That quick deviANT is out.
Gavin: deviANT has just been eliminated.
Leonard: Now Jackson goes for a Superkick but he misses, Gargano goes for a Superkick and he misses. Nick Jackson goes for a clothesline but he misses and Gargano catches his arm and hits Hurt Donuts and now he locks in the Garg- No-Escape and Jackson taps out!
Gavin: Ladies and Gentlemen Nick Jackson has been eliminated your winner representing F.I.S.T. Johnny Gargano
Ultramantis: Chikarason what an excellent match that was and what impressive showing from everyone in this match.
Promo
Matt Classic: What is this contraption (touching camera?)
Sidney: Hey Classic how is it going pal haven't seen you since 1970s. How you've been?
Matt: Great Bakabella it's great to see an old face around here with all these Mexicans and Schwartz running around.
Sidney: Hey since my guy Oleg and you are on the same team next event how about we cancel our scheduled match.
Matt: Bakabella I came here to wrestle not to sit down. I want to fight!
Sidney: Don't worry I found you an opponent a younger who deserves to be punished now get out there and teach him a lesson he won't forget.
No Theme Music
Gavin: Ladies and Gentlemen coming to the ring he has wrestled since 1950. He is Classic Matt Classic! And his opponent.
1 , 2 ,3 Go!
White Noise
Gavin: Ladies and gentlemen coming to the ring he is a former WWE superstar. He has finally been found. Please welcome Trent?!
Crowd: Trent? (Repeated)
Ultramantis: What a surprise Chikarason Trent? is making his Chikara debut tonight against Matt Classic. A battle of old school versus new school.
Leonard: And here we go they lock up and Classic has Trent? in a headlock. He releases the headlock and Trent? gets a sunset flip 1 , 2 kick out at 2. Dropkick to a seated Classic another cover but only gets 2 again. He tries to whip Classic in the corner but he reverses it by lifting up Trent and spinning him around in the airplane spin. Now Classic set up for the body slam and he misses Trent? gets up and hits him with the Gobstopper ( running knee). 1, 2 it's over.
Gavin: Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the match Trent?!
Leonard: Now let's take you to Bryce to give you an Event Center Update.
Event Center
Bryce: Ladies and Gentlemen Bryce Remsburg here Breaking News! Archibald Peck has gotten his horse back from the surprise member from his team who has history with Steve Weiner. Which he claimed Steve has killed his brother and all we know is that he wrestled only one match and you can find it on Beyond Wrestling's YouTube channel. Now even bigger news the teams who will participate in this year's King of Trios have been announced and the teams are the following:
The Batiri
F.I.S.T. (Gargano, Taylor and Icarus)
The Spectral Envoy
Team Bakabella (Devastation Corporation and Oleg the Usurper)
Chikara Season 3 (Knight Eye 4 Pirate Guy and the returning Shane Storm)
The Colony
The Colony Extreme Force
Gran Akuma and 3.0
Team R.O.H. (A.C.H., Tadarius Thomas and Jay Lethal)
Team PWG (The Young Bucks and Adam Cole)
Estonian Thunder Frog, Latvian Proud Oak and Lithuanian Snow Troll
Da Soul Touchaz
The Gentlemen's Club ( Gulak, Cassidy and The Swamp Monster)
Team WWF (1-2-3 Kid, Koko B. Ware and Marty Jannetty)
The Perfect Trio (Jigsaw, The Shard and deviANT)
And Tim Donst, Jakob Hammermeier and Steve "The Turtle" Weiner
Now we won't announce the matchups until the Cibernetico edition of The Event Center until next time Chikara fans.
(Steve Weiner is running in front of Bryce and is followed by the mysterious Russian man aka Slater Quaid)
Slater Quaid: Did you kill my brothers?
Steve: For the last time I didn't kill your brothers.