Okay, as we all know this story is co-written by The One Who Meeps. This capter is written by her and viola
"Good work Shikamaru. Now, go back to the village and make sure not to get yourself killed." Asuma stated while waving his hand in a dismissing motion, sending the weary Shikamaru home. Wiping the sweat off his brow, he sighed in relief. "Looks like the village won't need me during the war." He smiled and closed his eyes for a brief respite.
"Oh, Asuma-kun, aren't you sweaty?" A sweet, seductive, feminine voice rang in Asuma's ears. Asuma, startled, jumped to his feet with paranoia.
"What the hell?" He turned around to see a girl with a strange look in her eyes. "What do you want, and who are you?" The girl merely stared at Asuma with a piercing look that rivaled the Byakugan.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Asuma-kun." she said placing more emphasis on the -kun suffix. "Don't you know the answer yet? I want...you." Filled with desire to get away from the possessive girl, Asuma clasped his hands together to form a seal.
"Sorry, but I have a war to fight, so BYE!" Asuma disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving the unknown girl alone. In an instant, he reappeared at the front door of his house. "Thank Kami-sama I got away from her, or I might have-" Asuma opened the door and was greeted by the strange girl. With his mouth gaping like a fish out of water, he had no time to react when the girl pulled him into his house and bolted the door.
At this point, Asuma was hyperventilating and 'slightly' panicking. "What the...how did.. inside?!" He asked with his voice small and squeaky.
The girl placed her fingers on Asuma's lips. "Suma-Chan," Asuma fidgeted at this change of address, "don't say anything." With that, the girl took Asuma's cigarette out of his mouth.
Suddenly, Asuma gasped and his eyes began popping out. "gack Need...cigarette...s-moke," he managed. Just then, Asuma had a heart attack and fell over dead.
"Damn it. I nearly captured him for the 'We-Love-Asuma-Fanclub' too." Poking at his dead body, she furtively looked around the apartment, making sure there were no people watching them. The girl then dig into Asuma's vest pockets and held up what she found; a box of cigarettes. "Souvenirs!" With a skip in her step, the girl left to sell the cigarettes at a decent price on Ebay©. Asuma lay dead on the floor of his apartment.
Lesson learned: When fangirls take things that don't belong to them, it will always cause dangerous effects. Please respect their stuff!
Well what'dya think? It sucked didn't it? Itachi's was better! (Dodges boot's and other items being thrown by The One Who Meeps)
Sigh, review to make The One Who Meeps happy! 'Cause if not, she'd probably give you rabies!
Lash...who is now running away from The One Who Meeps...AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!