Hands of Fate

Chapter 3

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The good mood that had infected Timmy that day was gone just as quickly as it came. He arrived at AJ's house to find that he and Chester were stuck together, not like glued together as Timmy thought as he walked over there, but literally stuck together like when Crocker mutated with that cheese for Half Day. "Sorry Timmy," AJ said, standing on his hands upside down, slowly looking up Timmy could see where AJ ended and Chester began. "But I'm going to be busy getting Chester and I apart so we'll see you later."

"Bye Timmy!" Chester said as he and AJ waddled into the house, shutting the door behind them.

"Oh well, good thing I always keep backup friends," Timmy said, placing his thumb and forefinger to his mouth he let out a shrill whistle and waited for Sanjay and Elmer to appear. After several seconds, and no backup friends the pink hated ten year old was getting impatient. "Where the heck are they?"

"There probably busy hanging out with their new best friend," Cosmo said, as he and Wanda flew down as birds. "Look, there they go now!"

Just as Cosmo said, Sanjay, Elmer, and that new kid walked by.

"When did that happen?" Wanda asked.

Yesterday

Sanjay leaped up on the table and pointed over at Timmy. "You here that Timmy! Elmer and I are your backup friends no more!"

"That's great whoever just said that," Timmy said, not really paying attention.

"Oh yeah," Timmy muttered. "Come on guys, I've got to get them back as my backup friends."

"Timmy, don't you think you should let Sanjay and Elmer move on and make friends of their own instead of tailing after you, Chester and AJ like lost puppies and-" Wanda was interrupted by Timmy.

"I wish that new kid was gone!" Timmy exclaimed, before hastily adding. "From Dimmsdale!"

He was gone in a poof, but; Timmy's smile of triumph vanished almost instantly when Russell poofed back in less than a few seconds. "Wow, he sure got back here fast!" Cosmo said. "I wonder how he managed that without breaking the laws of time and space?"

Timmy Narrowed his eyes as he zoomed in on a purple watch with eyeballs. "I think I know how," he said. "He has - fairy godparents!"

Diving into a bush Timmy followed after the three.

The three ten year olds eagerly approached the movie theater. "I am so excited!" Sanjay exclaimed, causing several cats to surround him, as his voice sounded like an electric can opener opening a can of cat food. "I've waited months, and now the new Skull Squisher movie is finally here!"

"Lets get our tickets so we can get good seats," Elmer said. After paying the over inflated ticket price Russell followed his friends inside but; was yanked back around the corner, and was pushed up against the wall by a bucktoothed, pink hated kid.

"I know your secret!" Timmy said, as Cosmo and Wanda appeared. "You have fairy godparents too!"

"Correction, he has one very sexy and handsome fairy godparent," Juandissimo said, appearing beside Russell. "Wanda, mi amour! How my muscular, sexy heart has ached for you, like how people down in you-know-where long for ice water!"

Wanda pulled her hand back in mild disgust as Juandissimo planted kiss after kiss on it. "What are you doing here?" she asked. "Aren't you supposed to be with Remy?"

"Well you my darling, I recently quit, as Remy has no more use for me as of late," the muscular fairy said. "So I was reassigned to Russell, who has been more than happy to wish for things instead of just buying them."

"Can we please get back to the big issue here?" Timmy exclaimed, jamming a finger at Russell. "You stole my backup friends! Give them back now!"

"Oooohhhh!" the three fairies said together.

"I didn't steal them, they chose to be with me since you don't ever need them," Russell retorted. "Your just mad their not around so you can use them until your friends are back so you can ditch them again!"

"Oooohhhh!" the fairies said louder.

"Yeah…. Well….." Timmy stammered. "At least I have a dad!"

"Oooohhhh!"

"Well at least my mom is smarter than both of your parents combined!" Russell replied.

"He's got you there Timmy," Cosmo said. "Your lucky social services hasn't shipped you off to foster care if you didn't have us messing with their records-"

He was silenced by Wanda turning him into a clam.

"I call magical duel!" Timmy exclaimed. "Winner gets….. Uh…."

"Sanjay and Elmer," Russell said.

"Yeah them!" Timmy said. "And the loser… uh…."

"Gets nothing,"

"Yeah!"

The coliseum was packed with fairies come to watch the duel, many remembered the last time Timmy Turner was in a magical duel, and many we're laying money down on him, given Juandissimo's track record in magical duels Timmy was a shoe-in. "The rules for this magical duel are as follows, the winner gets two puny humans as friends, the loser, gets only shame!" Jorgen exclaimed. "There will be 3 stages. The 1st is the godchild must rescue his godparents from an enraged giant squid-"

A giant squid was poofed into the middle of the arena inside a small swimming pool.

"-the godchild only gets one wish from his fairies to help him rescue them before they are taken captive, first up Timmy Turner!"

"I wish for a calamari seeking rocket launcher!" he exclaimed, Cosmo and Wanda immediately poofed up a large silver rocket launcher right before the two were grabbed by the giant squid. "Point for me!"

Timmy aimed the rocket launcher and fired, unfortunately the rocket zoomed past the squid and made a beeline straight for the calamari vendor. "I knew I should have stayed in bed today," he said, before the rocket hit his cart.

"Timmy Turner fails!" Jorgen shouted, snapping his fingers, causing Cosmo and Wanda to poof beside Timmy. "Russell's turn!"

Russell thought for a second before whispering in Juandissimo's ear. "I can do that," he said, poofing something into Russell's hand, and the squid grabbed Juandissimo.

"I wonder what he wished for?" Wanda wondered.

Russell opened his hand to reveal a white whistle. Raising it to his mouth he blew into it, causing a sperm whale call to echo throughout the coliseum. The giant squid looked horrified, dropped Juandissimo, and ran out the door. "Russell wins the 1st round!" Jorgen said, grabbing Russell's arm and lifting him up. "The 2nd round consists of the godparent saving the godchild in public without anyone noticing!"

Waving his huge wand Jorgen made a pit full of rabid crocodiles appear and a chain shot down and wrapped Russell up and suspended him over the pit, as a crowd of people were poofed around it to watch.

"Go!" Jorgen shouted.

Juandissimo smirked, and grew himself to the size of an adult, and leaped up onto a pedestal, and ripped his shirt off. "My muscles are too sexy for my shirt!" he shouted, before flexing, causing the people to clamor over and watch. Placing his wand hand behind his back he made the chain come to life and place Russell outside the pit, and then pat him on the head.

"Cosmo and Wanda! Go!" the godchildren switched places.

"I got this!" Cosmo exclaimed, before changing his clothes to a green dress and wearing a fruit hat. "LA cucaracha! La cucaracha! Spanish words bla! Bla! Bla! La cucaracha! La cucaracha! Enchilada bla! Bla! Bla!"

Unfortunately the crowd didn't care about Cosmo's singing and dancing, Timmy gulped as the chain released, dropping him into the pit. "Round 2 goes to Russell!" Jorgen shouted. "If Timmy Turner manages to win the 3rd round then there will be a sudden death elimination round to decide the victor. This last round is a magical monster fight, each godchild wishes for a monster and whichever one wins that godchild is the winner!"

"Isn't this a little mature for a kid's story?" Wanda asked.

"Don't worry it's only rated T," Jorgen said. "So all the good stuff will be cutout. Now go!"

Timmy smiled. "I wish for a giant fire breathing chimera!" he exclaimed, as the hybrid lion, goat, snake creature appeared and roared. "Beat that Russell!"

"I wish for Medusa," he said. The Gorgon appeared and almost immediately the chimera was turned to stone and crumbled to dust.

"Russell takes the 3rd round and the magical duel!" Jorgen exclaimed, as the fairies cheered, well, the ones who bet on Russell cheered. "He gets Sanjay and Elmer as best friends! And Timmy Turner gets nothing!"

The two ten year olds and three fairies poofed back to Dimmsdale. Russell felt his victory leave him when he saw Timmy look down, depressed. "Hey, you can still hangout with Sanjay and Elmer and me if you want," he said.

"Really? Why?" Timmy asked, confused.

"If you didn't care about them then you wouldn't have done all of this," he replied. "But I care too, that's why I fought back. But; lets put the past behind us and watch Skull Squisher."

"Awesome!" Timmy exclaimed, as he and Russell ran around the corner and into the theater.

"You have a good kid Juandissimo." Wanda said.

"Yes, I know," he replied, smiling.

END CHAPTER 3