People actually like this?! The first one was just something I scrapped together out of boredom because it was stuck in my head. A ONESHOT. This is actually good?! Jeez... what are you people into these days? All three parts was just crap in my head, that turned into this. I barely call this a fanfiction. You can put anything on the internet these days. How you enjoy reading this is beyond my ability to understand.
Texting for the First Time PART 3
Leo: Hey Mikey did you get your doctorate yet?
Mikey: Yeah bro! :) My brilliance has been documented.
Leo: Now what?
Mikey: Get a job and become a doctor, duh.
Leo: Where?
Mikey...I see... what you're thinking... crap...WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A DOCTRATE IF I CAN'T EVEN USE IT?!
Leo: We could always use some good kindling for the fire.
Mikey: NO NO NO...Raph's pet turtle Spike becomes kindling before my hard earned doctrate does!
Leo: Good thing Raph isn't around to read this.
Raph: .
Leo: Your timing is impeccable.
Mikey: JK Raph... JK... see I even learned the code for you...X_X talk to you later Leo. I've gotten go freshen up!
Raph: I'LL FRESHEN YOU UP WITH MY LITTLE FRIEND...MR LEFTY!
Donnie: This really disturbs me...
Leo: I agree. The thought of US using a turtle as kindling disturbs me.
Donnie: No, the thought of Mikey getting a doctrate! You were joking right? Mikey is too much an idiot to get a doctrate.
Leo: Correction, he's enough of an idiot to get a doctrate.
Donnie: EXCUSE ME! IT'S BEEN MY DREAM TO GET A DOCTRATE!
Leo: What does a mutant turtle do with a doctrate once they earn it?
Donnie:...I see your point. Mikey is an idiot and you've just crushed my dreams Leo.
Raph: Crushing dreams through text, that's a new one for you Leo.
Leo: What happened to Mikey?
Raph: I couldn't find the little dirtbag.
Leo: A brain of someone with a doctrate knows how to hide.
Donnie: How did Mikey even get a doctrate?
Mikey: I have my sources Donnie. I pulled a couple of strings, and BOOM! a doctrate. (/^▽^)/
Donnie: What? Mikey... WHAT SOURCES?! You know as many people as I do.
Mikey: Okay... you caught me... I'm really...A SECRET AGENT. w(°ｏ°)w CUE THE JAMES BOND MUSIC!
Raph: Mikey! Where are you?!
Mikey: I Am Vengeance! I Am the Night! I Am...BATMAN! I SHALL FLY AWAY!
Leo: he cracked
Donnie: Mikey has been cracked since birth Leo. Where have you been...under a rock?
Leo: Yes, and so have you.
Donnie: Good one Leo.
Mikey: Hey I just met you...
Raph: Mikey...
Mikey: And this is crazy...
Raph: Mikey!
Mikey: So here's my number...
Raph: MIKEY!
Mikey: So call me maybe ;)
Raph: Oh good I idea...I'll just call you and hear your ringtone.
Mikey: This phone is like a tracking device! O.O
Leo: silent button... cough...cough...
Mikey: I THE SECRET AGENT BATMAN WILL REPAY MY DEBT TO YOU LEONARDO.
Raph: I forgive but I never forget Leo...
Leo: Really? Forgiveness... this is new...
Raph: Check that... I NEVER FORGIVE.