Should I mark this story as Complete or In Progress? I could stop suddenly at anytime and torment you all... (MWUHAHAHAHA) or I could make so many of these that you'll be sick of them to the point of begging me to stop. I've always left it as complete, because it is complete, it just has room for expansion. If you wish, I will write more of these. Now... Part 4 has more of a serious subject matter compared to the last three parts. I wanted to do something goofier. But then this came up...my bad. Just read it and you'll find out what serious subject matter I'm talking about.
But thank you for the feedback. :)
Texting for the First Time PART 4
Mikey: Hey Donnie...where do babies come from?
Donnie: I thought you got a doctrate...shouldn't you know?
Mikey: Yeah...they didn't mention anything about babies.
Donnie: That sounds like some high quality education you got there Mikey.
Mikey: And don't pull a Leo and say that babies come from the cabbage patch in Europe.
Donnie: You believed him for years though...
Mikey: I couldn't even go to Europe! So I had to believe him, there wasn't any evidence against the cabbage patch theory.
Donnie:Thus the cabbage incident.
Mikey: Admit it...I make a wonderful cabbage soup. ;)
Donnie: Wonderful... as food poisoning-inducing...yeah you did. Congratulations. How did the cabbage soup become food poisoning?
Mikey: As a master chef, you've gotta be creative Donnie.
Donnie: Lesson learned: Babies don't come from the cabbage patch.
Mikey: I think only Italian babies come the cabbage patch in Europe after much investigating.
Donnie: I'm suddenly curious about this "investigating" you've been doing.
Mikey: TOP SECRET Donnie...can your mind handle it?!
Donnie: Can your mind handle where babies come from?!
Mikey: Sure! What can be worse than the cabbage patch?!
Donnie: I guess your mind can not handle it then...
Mikey: I'll ask Raph then...
Donnie: If you want to be scarred for life, go right ahead and ask Raph.
Mikey: Awwww... is it really that bad...I mean...babies are so innocent and pure... :3
Donnie: Right ummmm... did you have "the talk"with Sensei?
Mikey: Dude. I get nothing but "talks" from Master Splinter...
Donnie: No...but THE talk.
Mikey: The talk of all talks then?
Donnie: You'll know it when you hear it and will never forget it.
Mikey: ?
Donnie: Hold on.. meet me at the lab..I'll tell you what you want to know.
(Later)
Mikey: LEO! DONNIE TOLD BE SOMETHING SO HORRIFYING.
Leo: What?! Donnie did?
Mikey: Yes. I'm ruined now...life won't ever be the same...I'm done...can't look...at...babies anymore. XP
Leo: Donnie what did you say to him?
Donnie: Nothing actually, I had a presentation and a lesson plan all set up for him...then he freaked.
Mikey: Donnie was trying to give me a LESSON, I had to LEARN this crap. It was so BORING.
Donnie: I didn't even start the lesson... -_- how could you be bored?
Mikey: You know I can't stand your presentations! Luckily, I just saved myself so much pain and agony.
Leo: Donnie... you know Mikey can't handle one of your "lessons" and what's this about babies?
Donnie: I was going to teach Mikey about sexual reproduction.
Leo: O.O Mikey you've just saved yourself from a lot more than pain and agony.
Donnie: WHAT?! I wan't going to teach him anything that graphic. He wanted to know where babies come from.
Leo: Instead of scaring him with your presentation, just tell Mikey, "Babies come from Mom." Done.
Mikey: What didn't you just say so Donnie?!
Donnie: What you're just accept that answer?
Mikey: Yep.
Donnie: Okay..phew... I thought you would've wanted to know the details.
Mikey: Wait...what details?
Donnie: Leo I'm leaving this curious child in your capable hands.
Mikey: LEO WHAT DETAILS?!
Leo: Okay ummmm...
Raph: Don't worry chief... let me handle this... okay Mikey when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much ghueir;hgrgrwligehrgieurghore
Raph: LEO. WHY DID YOU JUST TACKLE ME?
Leo: mosquito.
Raph: Whatever... Mikey.. as I was saying when the Mommy and Daddy jhifuenrgheriugehrg
Raph: WHAT LEO?
Leo: Spider...Sorry Raph you are just an insect magnet. ^_^ oops
Donnie: Actually spiders are arachnids.
Raph: Oh how interesting...now back to babies... Mommy and Daddy wufhreiuhfreiufhrei
Raph: WHAT NOW LEO?!
Leo: Sorry...I was trying to save you from these roaches that were attacking you from behind.
Raph: You're lying...
Leo: do you really want to take that chance?
Raph: Forget it. I'm going to take a bath now.
Mikey: Raph you're bailing on me?! Awwww... now I'll never know the details of where babies come from...
Leo: And you think Raph was going to give you the proper details? Okay, Mikey we need to talk in a Raph-free area.
Mikey: Oh no...A LECTURE. You know what...nevermind... I don't care..don't want to know..let's just let this one be...
Leo: I don't know weather to be relieved or offended.