I got a good idea and decided to run with it. I thought it was clever, this actually has happened to me before. ^_^
Texting for the First Time PART 5
Raph: ummmmm... Hey, yeah...funny story... Someone went into my T-Phone, and changed the names of all my contacts.
Voldemort: really? What name did they give me?
Raph: That prick from Harry Potter, Voldemort.
Voldemort: you mean "He Who Must not Be Named?" The Darklord? THE EVIL GENIUS?!
Raph: evil genius... Kind of... Now who are you?
Voldemort: I'm He Who Must Not Be Named. :) I'm not sharing my identity to a single soul. (Especially you) MWUHAHAHAHA FEAR ME RAPHAEL!
Raph: Haha very funny... Now who are you so I can fix my contacts?
Raph:...
Raph: hello?
Raph: I'll figure you out eventually.
Raph Hey, to whoever this is... Someone went into my phone and changed my contacts.
SparklesTheUnicorn: What's my name?
Raph: are you sure you want to know?
SparklesTheUnicorn: Suddenly I don't. But, what the heck...what is it?
Raph: Sparkles the Unicorn
SparklesTheUnicorn: Ouch
Raph: Right, so what's your REAL name?
SparklesTheUnicorn: Raph, I'm not telling you, because I know I'll never hear the end it.
Raph: oh come on...I'm not that bad...
SparklesTheUnicorn: Oh, but you are.
Raph: Not
SparklesTheUnicorn: are
Raph: Whatever...Who are you?!
SparklesTheUnicorn: Anybody, BUT SparklesTheUnicorn.
Raph: seriously, just give your name! My contacts is a mess.
SparklesTheUnicorn: It'll fix itself eventually.
Raph: JUST GIVE ME YOUR REAL NAME!
Raph: hello?
Raph: ...
Raph: sigh.
Raph: Okay...someone changed the names of the people on my contacts, and now I need to know everybody's name. Please, just tell me what your name is. (ugggghhh... this is getting old...)
SexyBeast: That's a pity. What did they put as my name?
Raph: No...no... Everytime I told someone their fake name, they refused to give me their real name..
SexyBeast: I'll give you my real name, if you tell me what name I'm under right now.
Raph: Okay fine! Your name on my contacts, is SexyBeast.
SexyBeast: O.O woah...
Raph: okay, now you've heard the fake name on my contacts, so what's your name?
SexyBeast: All of a sudden I'm not comfortable giving you my real name.
Raph: WHAT?! Just give me your name! You told me you would give me your name after I told you what name you are under in my contacts!
SexyBeast: I told you that through text, it wasn't actually a locked promise. I'm sorry Raph.
Raph: it was still a promise!
SexyBeast: I say no, it wasn't a promise. It was a text.
Raph: But you still lied.
SexyBeast:Through text... Don't worry Raph, I think I can still sleep easy tonight after fibbing in a text message.
Raph: NAME PLEASE!
Raph: Hello?
Raph: What is wrong with these people? Why won't they just give me their name?
Is it that hard?!
Voldemort: That's brutal dude.
Raph: !
Okay so Voldemort, SparklesTheUnicorn, and SexyBeast are the other three turtles who are not Raph. In my head, I know who is who. I'm kind interested on who you think is who is who. Voldemort, should be the easiest turtle to identify. SparklesTheUnicorn and SexyBeast were going to be easier to identify...then I changed it to make them harder to figure out. Sorry. I may or may not tell you who's who. Mentally...I think it's actually pretty obvious which turtle is which...BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I WROTE IT!