Yeah, I liked the telepathy idea too. I was also going to do a part on the turtles patrolling...for some odd reason I didn't...I'll get to that later.
Texting for the First Time PART 8
April: Well Mikey...I'm sorry to hear about your loss... :(
Mikey: I know...death came too soon... :'(
Donnie: Death? Mikey, did your hamster die?
Mikey: No Mr. Chubbs is fine. He is living life like a boss 8)
Donnie: Did your goldfish leave you?
Mikey: Donnie you of all people should know that goldfish don't runaway!...wait...you didn't dump Pierre in the sewers, did you? :(
Donnie: No, I meant did he die?
Mikey: Nope, eyes still wide open and full of life.
April: I don't see how a goldfish's eyes can show life.
Mikey: There a special bond between a pet and its owner that you just don't understand April. Me and Pierre...we're tight like skinny jeans until death will do us part.
Donnie: Don't go into poetry Mikey...
Donnie: Did your lizard die?
Mikey: Are we talking about Shelia or Barney?
April: You have two lizards?!
Mikey: If Shelia and Barney are not lizards then were have some serious issues here. Donnie, can you study up on lizard anatomy and confirm that they're lizards? April is questioning their identities.
Donnie: If they're not lizards, we'll know. And no, I'm not going to check.
April: How many pets does Mikey have?
Donnie: Yeah...how many pets DO you have Mikey?
Mikey: I dunno...Shelia and Barney were getting kind of bored. As a result, Shelia just laid five eggs. They having babies! :) Barney is going to be a proud papa
Donnie: How many pets do you have NOW, not counting the eggs.
Mikey: There are some things that you're better off not knowing.
Donnie: So, who died?
Mikey: Speaking of which, Donnie I have a serious question.
Donnie: What?
Mikey: If you were pregnant, where would you keep your babies?
Donnie: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!
Mikey: Once Shelia's eggs hatch, we're going to have some bouncing baby lizards, they can't all stay in the same cramped tank.
Donnie: Get a bigger tank could've worded the question a lot better.
Mikey: It was supposed to be metaphorically speaking...I don't think it turned out that way. o.O...
Mikey: A bigger tank, huh? Why didn't I think of that?
Donnie: Getting back to my original question. Who died?
Mikey: WHAT! SOMEBODY DIED?!
Donnie: You an April were just texting, saying that death came to soon...It sounded like one of your pets died.
April:We were talking about the fridge breaking down.
Mikey: it was so tragic. It died a painful death...with a family of spoiled pizza, taco meat, milk, and leftover waffles. :(
Donnie: You were talking about a fridge?! It sounded like somebody died.
Mikey: Jeez Donnie...it's just a fridge...aren't you overreacting a little bit?
Donnie: Aren't you overreacting about the fridge breaking down a little bit?
Mikey: I dunno...AM I?! Oh by the way, guess who'll be fixing it. :)
(Silence)
Mikey: I'll give you a hint...their name starts with a D and rhymes with Ronnie...
Donnie: I'm too busy to fix the fridge right now Mikey.
Mikey: You guessed it! IT'S DONNIE! =D you bro. Congratulations. Please revive the patient as soon as possible. Thank you sir.
April: Mikey and I were just discussing how you're the best man for the job. And it'd be great of you, if you could fix the fridge. Too bad you couldn't find the goodness in your heart to do so. :(
Donnie: Did I text saying I was too busy to fix the fridge? That was a typo. What I MEANT to say was I'm NOT too busy to fix the fridge. I'll get on to it.
Mikey: April... you are good...