A COMEDY OF (ORCHESTRATED) ERRORS!
21.04.2013
Summary: Kisuke has always liked Yoruichi but she's always seen him as a friend. Just as he's about to give up and ask out her best friend, Soi Fong, the tables are turned… Not set in the Bleach universe!
(A/N: I turned in this one shot for a 500 word fanfic writing competition on the page Bleach Animated World on Facebook, and not to brag, but, *ahem* I WON! Hee hee hee! So anyway, the competition's been over for a while and I just thought I would upload it here for you all to read and judge :3 )
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
"You look nice today," Kisuke Urahara drawled as he came to pick up his date, Soi Fong from her apartment.
"Um… So do you?" she said it like a question, wrinkling her nose. His shirt was rumpled and his hair looked so scraggly.
Urahara frowned, his friend, Yoruichi Shihōin's voice playing in his head, She loves the sloppy look on a man! He had come prepared to make a great first impression, but something felt off. Nevertheless, he offered her the basket he carried behind his back. "I got you a little gift," he said.
She turned back the blanket to see a fluffy white fur ball blinking at her with green eyes. And she sneezed. "AH! I'm allergic to long haired cats! ESPECIALLY Persians! I like hypoallergenic cats! Short haired black cats!" she recoiled and shrieked, her sentences punctuated with sneezes.
Now Urahara's mind was ticking. He could have sworn that Yoruichi had mentioned that Soi Fong liked Persian cats. He tried to smoothen his scraggly hair in vain and said, "Never mind that now… I'll return the kitten. Let's go for dinner." He offered her his arm and asked, "I trust you like steak?"
Her eyes went wide and she said, "I hate steak you nincompoop! I like fish!"
"Don't you enjoy steak and wine?" he questioned.
"I never touch booze!" she looked horrified now. "Kisuke Urahara, get out of this apartment RIGHT NOW! I'm not going ANYWHERE with you! Not tonight, not EVER!"
He looked a bit baffled but wished her good night. She slammed the door and lapsed into thought. I thought Yoruichi-senpai said he had feelings for me. And yet he did all the things I hate. How could I have ever have had feelings for that despicable man?
-x-
Yoruichi rose to answer her doorbell when it rang. She wasn't all that surprised to see her roommate and childhood friend, Kisuke Urahara, standing at the door.
"Already done with your date," she asked with a mischievous sparkle in her eyes.
"You wouldn't believe what happened," he said.
"Tell me all about it," she said, innocently.
"Turns out, Soi Fong hates long haired cats, steak, alcohol and the sloppy look on a man," he told her matter-of-factly
"Gee, isn't that just hard luck? I'll fix dinner" Yoruichi turned and started walking toward the kitchen but stopped as she felt a hand grab her wrist.
"You didn't help me snag a girl Yoruichi. You helped me make a complete fool of myself. Why would you do that?" his voice was low and cold.
Yoruichi leaned in and kissed him. His eyes widened. A moment later, he returned the kiss.
When they broke apart, Yoruichi said, "Because… No one can have what's mine. And standing right here, is MY fool," with a wink and a smile.
-Fin-
AN: So, I hoped you all liked it! Please do send in a kind word! :3
Till next time then!
~Drakky28293~