Hello again viewers! It's been a little bit, how you all doing? Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I was sick, but I'm better now! :D

Anyways here's chapter two for you! But, before I start (I'm just gonna whore myself out a bit here), there a few other fan fictions you all should know about. All you fellow otakus out there that like Soul Eater (AND YAOI *is shot*), you should check out my story 'Heart of the Soul'. It's a yaoi, but it actually has a plot to it other than being fan-girl fluffiness. And "other things" as well (it's rated M. you know why). Sometime in the near future I will be uploading fan-girl fluff for Soul Eater (will also be rated M. WITH MAGIC *gets shot again*), and I will also soon be uploading a Kuroshitsuji fiction soon (if I can actually get my thoughts straightened out. It's not yet, so don't get all excited just yet)! If you want to check those out go right ahead, just go to my profile.

Disclaimer time! The original idea for this story belongs to MetaGiga, she's awesome go check her out (DO IT BITCH *shot again*). I don't own Homestuck or any of the characters. Enjoy the story!

~oxoXoxo~

Magic bullshit has yet the FUCK again, happened to me. I could kill someone right now, that's how pissed off I am. KK and fish fuck are looking through fish fuck's bullshit magic books trying to find a cure for the shit he caused. I'm in his fucking body for God's sake! Wait…looking back this kind of thing has happened before. Me and KK, yeah, I remember! But, wait…the way we got back was…FUCK NO, THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN. (A.N: if you're clueless, the antidote for that time was to kiss each other. That will not be happening here :])

"How the fuck do you even read this, Ampora? I can't understand this shit at all." KK says. He looks up at me. Really? This is gonna be annoying.

"I'm not fish fuck, dude, remember?" I sigh as I look at him. I doubt he's doing that on purpose but it's still making me mad. How could you possibly mistake ME for Eridan? Really? Even when I'm in his fucking body, just—really?

Fish fuck sighs and hangs his—mine, I mean—head. "I'm thorry Kar, I can't fuckin' concentrate." Dear god, you do NOT know what creepy is until you've heard your body speak without making it. "Let me look by mythelf for a while, yeah?" he takes the book.

"I'm calling Kanaya over." KK pulls his phone out and starts messaging her. This is just taking LONGER. Eridan won't stop twitching like there's something bothering him. What's his problem? Besides being a fucking idiot that is.

"…dammit!" I hear him hiss. He is really pissing me off.

"What is your damn issue, fish fuck?" God that was so weird. It's not my voice, but it's what I'm speaking as. There's no lisp which I think I can adjust too, I've never really cared for it, it's just weird speaking without one… Wait, I just said a word that started with a double-u, wouldn't it be a natural thing for his voice to speak in his normal waved accent? Or maybe it's not even a real accent? (A.N: this was really confusing me, would that happen? I decided no since Sollux has no accent but I was just derping out on myself here)

"My damn ithue ith, ith…" He keeps trying to an 's'. "Dammit, thith ith annoying." What, my lisp annoys him? THAT'S something.

"Yeah well, this shit is your fault. Now you're gonna have my lisp and you better not complain about it." Okay, forget what I said earlier, I can't adjust to no lisp. It's just too weird.

"Not jutht that," he says. "Everything about you ith jutht wrong. It'th tho annoyin' I can't think thtraight!"

"Now I'm annoying? You're the annoying one! It's because you kept annoying me that this shit even happened!" I yell back.

"D-don't blame me for thith! You're jutht ath much at fault here ath I am!" he sputters.

"Are you fucking stupid? This is all your fault, don't try pinning it all on me!"

"You agreed to do it!"

"So you would shut the fuck up!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT YOUR LOUD GAP-HOLES!" KK screams at us (A.N: yeah…I really don't know). He sighs to try and calm himself down. "Kanaya's busy so she's coming later." He stomps over to us and snatches the book out of fish fuck—really my—arms. "Since I can't stand you two screaming at each other it's my turn to fuck around with this bullshit." He slams it on the podium and starts looking through it.

"Wait Kar, you can't jutht try doing thcience, that'th therious shit!" Fish fuck tries talking him out of it. This shit is not science, it's magic, even I can see that much.

"Shut up." He points at him not even looking up. "Here, this might be something!" KK's eyes light up at the page he's looking at. He cracks his knuckles and reads what the page says. Well, tries to read. It sounds like complete nonsense, and I can tell he's having a hard time trying to read it. When he finishes he looks up at us. I glance at Eridan but he looks the same as he was before KK got mad.

"Anything?" KK asks.

"No." I say. Then KK's eyes darken. He holds his head as he stumbles backwards into a pile of books on the ground. Eridan and I run over to him. What the hell is fish fuck doing, KK's my friend. KK moans as he tries to get up. I try helping him but as soon as I touch him electricity shocks my—well, Eridan's but since I'm in his body my—hand. Then I notice KK's hands. Wait…is there something wrong with my eyes? They're turning red. It looks like his hands are morphing into…claws? Whatever pain he was suffering from has now subsided and KK opens his eyes. He notices his hands almost immediately. He stares at them in unspeakable horror, and then sighs and throws his head.

"I fuckin' hate myself." He says. Well you're not the only one, buddy.

~oxoXoxo~

I figured to cut it off here so you guys wouldn't have to wait for an even longer time. Sorry it took me so long to update, I was kinda brain-dead for this chapter. But MetaGiga helped me out (THANK GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH), and here is the chapter. Thanks again buddy! :]

The next chapter is gonna be weird, I can feel it. And now Karkat's getting himself in this crap, that's how bad it is. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost x]

Make sure to leave a review on the chapter to share your thoughts and/or suggestions, I'll be looking forward to reading them! See you later!

~Kris Maria -^w^-