Finally. FINALLY HAVE I DONE THIS. My god I am so sorry I haven't done anything, it wasn't writer's block (for this story, I mean), I was just being a lazy piece of shit. I'm sorry! At least the chapter's up now, right? Concerning future updates I'll try not to disappear from the face of the Earth again, it'll just be taking a while because, well school.

I don't own Homestuck, or any of the characters. Enjoy the chapter!

~oxoXoxo~

This whole day has cracked up to be a complete disaster. First, weird shit happens to me, now weird shit has happened to KK, and Eridan FUCKING Ampora is the catalyst for all of it. It just figures. And at this point I'm not even angry. I'm actually impressed all this crap has happened and we're not all dead yet. Well, KK said Kanaya's coming over soon. She'll be of help, I'm sure. Jeez…I'm tired. Honestly, it's like this whole thing is a fucked up dream. I hope it's a dream.

KK's turning this weird red color. Aside from the fact that his hands morphed into bright red claws, it looks like there are spots above his eyes. Poor guy is scared out of his mind, I can tell by just looking at him. Why must everything bad happen to us and not some other people? I honestly hate my life.

"KK," I say. He jumps at my voice. "You doing alright, buddy?" I put my hand on his back but he shivers, like I'm bothering him. He stares at me for a few seconds and then relaxes.

"Sollux…" he breathes. "Sorry. I-I'm not feeling good, dude." I think those spots above his eyes are another set of eyes, or they will be. What is he supposed to be turning into? His eyes are still dark, he honestly looks sick. God…why did something have to happen to KK? Eridan I could give a shit less about, and me I really don't care too much, but why KK? Sure he's got a bad temper, and a sharper tongue than normal people, but he doesn't deserve a place in my torment here. I want to make him feel better. But how? He looks up at me again with his worried eyes and I realize I'm leaning toward him. I stop myself. What the hell am I thinking? This is not the time or place to try and…what was I even trying to do?

"Hello boys." I hear a female voice. I look up and see its Kanaya. I thought she was coming later? Who cares, she's here. "I see you three have absolutely no care for own wellbeing or remorse for what happened the last time, seeing as how you're all stuck in a situation similar to the last when the four of us were down here. But no worries, I came as quickly as I could."

"Finally, you're here!" KK sighs in exasperation. He crosses his arms at her. "Could you have been any slower?"

"It was not me who was slow, it was you Karkat. You knew there was a problem and you didn't think to alert me about it until later. You have no one to blame but yourself." She glares at him back. "Now where is Eridan? I don't think we should start without him." Well thank god she's not mistaking me for that asshole, even though I am in his fucking body.

"I'm here!" he shouts from a pile of books in the far corner. Has he been there the whole time? I didn't even notice. He pulls himself up and walks over to us. God damn it, fix your fucking hair! You're making me look like shit! We stand in a line as Kanaya looks over the three of us.

She sighs, "You boys are all a bunch of troublemakers, aren't you?"

"I'm offended by that." I say. KK looks angry but he doesn't say anything, and fish fuck is unfazed by her insult.

"Well Sollux and Eridan, I hate to say it but you two will have to stay the way you are for a while longer. We're going to take care of Karkat's little mess first." Her arms are crossed and there's a small crease between her eyes.

"I was trying to help these hopeless fuckers! I didn't think weird shit would happen to me!" he yells back.

"Exactly, you didn't think." She retorts. He glares at her, wait…is he growling? What the fuck KK? "But as I said, no worries. I'll help to the best of my ability. Now do you mind showing me the book you read out of to cause this?" Well that seemed to calm him down, but was he really growling? You know, I'm glad she's gonna help him first, I'm scared to see what he's turning into.

It's been a while. I've been playing games on Eridan's phone for the longest time. I'm so bored! I tried offering help but, surprise surprise, Kanaya doesn't want my help. I don't know what the hell fish fuck is doing, he went back into that damn pile of books and he hasn't come out yet. If there is so much as a fucking bruise on my body I swear to god I will slit my—meaning Eridan's—wrist. I am not kidding, I'll fucking do it.

"Alright," Kanaya's voice breaks the silence and captures my attention. She gives KK a small vile full of red liquid. "Drink this and you'll gradually return to normal. The taste leaves much to be desired, but it works." He nods and drinks it. He shivers, but when he opens his eyes again they're back to normal. And the dots/eyes above his eyes look dull. Well, at least he's been taken care of. "Now for you two." She says while looking at me. "Where's Eridan?" she asks me.

"In there," I point to the book pile. She calls him again and he comes back. Damn it, can't he take it upon himself to make me look presentable? "What the fuck have you been doing?" I ask him.

"I wath tryin' to look for some sort 'a cure to thith." He says proudly.

"You didn't find one, did you?" fuck you and fuck your pride.

"…no. I didn't." he pouts. OH MY GOD STOP MAKING WEIRD FACES WHILE YOU'RE IN MY FUCKING BODY FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST PLEASE.

"Well hopefully I will be able to find a cure for you two. Simply give me some time, I'll have you two back to normal. Eridan, would you mind showing me the spell you preformed?"

"Here" he walks over to the podium and flips to the page. Kanaya stares at the page a bit.

"Are you sure it was this?" she asks him. He nods. I don't think I like where this is going. "Hmm… Well, this will certainly be a challenge."

"What is that supposed to mean?" I ask.

"I'll need some time to figure this out. But, no worries." Yeah, I'm still gonna worry no matter what you say.

~oxoXoxo~

FINALLY DONE! I am so sorry that this wasn't finished and posted until now. As I said, I've had a lot of stuff on my plate. Now it's finally spring break (for me, don't know about you guys), so I had the time to finish this up. Once the week is up I won't be able to do any progress on anything because I have mid-terms. Yeah. Wish me luck! Anyways, favorite and review! See you all later!

~Kris Maria -^w^-