Kikiyo: Okay... the first chapter didn't seem like a first chapter did it?
Naruto: Of course it wasn't! I haven't appeared after all!
Kikiyo: Well of course you didn't! I'm the main character!
Naruto: What? I thought I was the main character! My name is in the title! Yours isn't!
Kikiyo: Noooo I'm the main character! Just because your name is in the title doesn't make you the main character!
Naruto: Well then why didn't you make Hinata the main character?
Hinata: umm.. N-Naruto... I-I'm fine... I-I don't really w-want to be the main c-character… *blushes*
Shikamaru: They are so loud =.=
Sakura: Be quiet Naruto!
Naruto: Sakura! Do you want to be the main character too?!
Sakura: NA. RU. TO. I said be quiet!
*while Sakura and Naruto are squabbling*
Temari: Oh great… Those two are at it… again...
Neji: My money is on Haruno she has that strength after all...
Sasuke: My money is on Naruto
Kakashi-sensei: Sakura
Lady Tsunade: Sakura
Kankuro: Naruto
Temari: Naruto
Hinata: ...N-Naruto
Gaara: My money is on Kikiyo
Everyone: O_O Wha-
Kikiyo: BE QUIET YOU TWO ARE GIVNG ME A HEADACHE AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE IN A COMA FOR THE REST OF YOUR PITIFUL LIVES, SHUT UP!
Everyone: O_O
Gaara: See? I'll take my pay in cookies.
Chapter 2: Naruto Uzumaki
"Hey… -ke u-! -okay? Hey…" Feeling something poking my cheek, I slowly opened an eye, instantly regretting the action. The blinding bright light made me shut my eye again, groaning. "Five more minutes…" "Ah… you're finally awake!" "Who…?" I opened my eyes again, rubbing the sleep out of my eyes. Sitting up, all I could see were the green parts of trees and the very blue sky. My whole body ached like crazy it hurt all over; it felt like I got run over by a truck. "Hey… are you okay?" The voice asked again, that seemingly familiar voice. I looked over to the right and saw an orange… jumpsuit? I rubbed my eyes again, everything was still fuzzy and I couldn't make out much. A blue belt, and blue shoulders. On his left shoulder was a white swirly thing. I looked at his head and I made out yellow hair and pretty blue eyes.
"Huh…?"
"Hey are you all right?"
"Who…?" I asked.
"Me?" asked the mostly-orange yellow blob.
"Yesh…" I answered nodding and rubbing my eyes again.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, the next hokage!" it answered enthusiastically.
"Naruto….Uzuma….ki!? HUH? My vision cleared up and I saw him. Up close and personal. Naruto. The one and only Naruto. I looked at him.
He looks younger than the start of the anime but… it couldn't be possible right? I mean this is defiantly impossible. This must be a dream.
I pinched my arm and it hurt. A lot. I looked at his face and all I could notice were the cute little whiskers on his face and the loneliness in his beautiful blue eyes. I touched his whiskers to see if they were real. Apparently they are stuck to his face almost like they are scars.
"Who are you anyways? Are you okay? Why are you wearing weird clothes? And can you stop touching my face?"
Taking my hand off his face and blushing, I rushiled said, "Sorry I was just wondering something. How rude of me to ask your name without mentioning mine, I'm Kikiyo Kiyosara. I'm fine but how did I end up here?"
He stared at me, most likely deciding if I was a good person or a bad person.
"You fell from the sky."
"Oh… I fell from the…WHAT?"
"The sky." He said while pointing upwards. He looked as if it was the most normal thing in the world and was not fazed at all. He closed his eyes and nodded.
"I remember looking up at the sky while walking to the ramen shop... Then I saw something dark falling down. I ran toward where you were falling and when I got here… you were already on the ground. I poked you wondering if you were dead." he continued.
I stared at him dumbfounded I looked up at the sky and tried to remember what happened. I see you are awake now. A voice said. "Huh? Who's that?" I asked. Naruto looked around, "Who?" "The voice…" He looked at me critically, "You musta hit your head pretty hard… there's no one here but you and me."
No one can hear me but you. If you wish to speak to me all you have to do is think what you want to say. Who are you? I am the person who is here to aid you. Aid me? Yes, remember the "Game" you agreed to play?
Naruto looked at me as if I was crazy "I'm sorry Naruto…san I was just seeing… things… my vision is a bit blurry." I made up. "You must be hungry!" he said "Let's go eat some ramen! I was on my way there anyways!" "Ok… Naruto-san, Thank you." I hope they take money from my world… "You're welcome! Oh, and just call me Naruto! The –san makes me feel weird." I giggled a bit "Okay then you can just call me Kiki"
I remember the game. I continued the talk with the person in my head as we walked towards the Ramen shop. Good, because you are now playing it. So the other world the message was talking about is the world of Naruto? Kind of. So how do I win this game? That is for me to know and you to find out. All you have to worry about for now is completing the quests I give to you. I thought you were supposed to help me! I am helping you. Every time you complete a quest I give you, you will get something that will help you on your adventures or you will master a new jutsu. I see. So these quests... When do I start them and do they have a time limit? No, they do not have a time limit and they will start when you are alone. Until then. Huh? Hey wait! Ughh…The voice left, I could feel the presence leaving.
We arrived at the ramen shop and were welcomed by the shop owner. "Welcome, Naruto! Oh… is this your girlfriend?" He asked teasingly. Naruto's face exploded in a blush and quickly said "Of course she isn't! I just found her unconscious in the woods and thought she might be hungry!" The shop owner looked at me quizzically. "In the woods? Maybe you fainted from hunger… you know what need? A nice hot bowl of ramen! And to celebrate Naruto getting a girlfriend, it's on the house!" "Hey, thanks Oji-san! But she's not my girlfriend!" Naruto blushed. "Thank you for your kindness mister." I smiled. "Hey. Don't worry about it!" he said, "I thought I'd never see the day when Naruto got himself a cute girlfriend." I smiled at his compliment. I knew he was joking around but I still felt embarrassed at the compliment. "So what will you have?" asked the shop keeper. "I'll have the usual!" Naruto looked at me and said "You should also have the usual too, Kiki, it's really good!" he smiled at me, and all I could say in reply was a confused "Okay".
Naruto: Fortunately, I'm not in Kikiyo's closet
Kiba: And I'm not anywhere near her house
Hinata: A-And I a-am not K-kikiyo's roommate
Kikiyo: So therefore I do not own Naruto unfortunately... :/
Kikiyo: Anyways please review and give me some feedback :D also start giving me ideas about pairings people! If you want I can add a you as a character and pair you up with someone :D
Naruto: YES! I finally appeared! It has been TOO long!
Kikiyo: Uhhh... Naruto? It's only the second chapter... You appeared before everyone else (besides me...)
Naruto: ...
Everyone: WELL... SEE YOU TOMMORROW!
Kikiyo: What they mean is that I'll update tomorrow :3
(Update):
Kikiyo: Thank you for everyone who reviewed! It really makes my day and encourages me to keep writing! Oh! And here is a special note from everyone!
Kiba: Thanks Crystal, I'll be sure to keep you out of harm's way throughout the story.
Akamaru: Woof! (Thank you!)
Gaara: Thank you, NightShadeGirl... Can you make Cookies? If you can... I'll do anything you want.
Everyone: Thank you Hello-Totoro-Ninja! :D