Kikiyo: HAI ERRYONE! I'm back~ finally after like a year or two :D
Naruto: O_O Your alive?!
Kikiyo: yes… but you might not be in a few seconds ^^
Everyone but Naruto: Welcome back!
Naruto: Why would you kill me?! D:
Kikiyo: because that's no way to greet someone =w= in fact… I won't make you any ramen today!
Naruto: ! WHAT!? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I'm sorry! Please forgive my insolence Kikiyo-kami-sama!
Shi-chan: As soon as she comes back... she stirs up more trouble…. –sigh-
Kikiyo: *runs to hug shi-chan* SHIIIIIIIIIIII-CHANNNNN!
Shi-chan: -Dodges- don't you have something to say to the viewers?
Kikiyo: OH! Right! I'm very sorry about my absences. I'm glad someone still came and fave'd my storie :D and from now on… I'm going to be using the manga instead of the anime. I think I'll be easier ;P and I'll prolly update more… if you have any objections then please tell me in the comments. Now…. LET US BEGIN! O_O
Chapter 7: Please buy more milk!
I checked the milk carton, seeing that the due date was a month ago, I called out to Naruto, "Hey Naruto! Can you throw out the milk before you leave? It's way overdue! DON'T DRINK IT! I put it on the counter. I'm going to leave first, see you at class!" I heard a grunt in reply and left the apartment.
Walking to the class, I wondered, whose team will I be thrown in? Naruto's, obviously. Naruto's… huh... I walked into the class, which was already fairly noisy. I walked up to the top left corner of the room and plopped down in the corner, scanning the room to see who was already here. There were lots of people I didn't recognize, but some people I did. Momo was already sitting next to Kiba, who she seemed to have befriended very quickly, Danny quietly sat next to me, and Naruto just walked in. he sat beside some guy with a weird haircut. As I stared at his hair, wondering what it reminded me of, a girl with pink hair walked up to Naruto. "Hey, will you let me though?" she asked in a high-pitched voice. After waiting barely 5 seconds, she screamed "Naruto! Move your ass! I want to sit on the other side of you!". To which he replied with a confused "Huh?" He turned around and looked at the guy beside him, just as I remembered what his hair reminded me of. "A DUCK'S BUTT!" I exclaimed. Danny burst out laughing as several people turned around and looked at me strangely. I pointed at the guy beside Naruto and said "his hair." as if that explained why the sky was blue.
Fortunately, he did not hear me; instead he turned to face Naruto and simply asked, "What?" Naruto was about to speak when Ms. Pink pushed him down and asked "Sasuke-kun can I sit next to you?!" he didn't say anything and she plopped down next to him. I watched Naruto, watching Ms. Pink, watching "Sasuke-kun" who looked uncomfortable. Suddenly, Naruto stepped on the table and leaned in close to Sasuke. Ms. Pink jumped up and shouted "Hey Naruto! Get out of Sasuke-Kun's face!" Neither of them responded to her a few other girls told Sasuke to "kick his ass" all of a sudden, Naruto leaned forward, and they kissed…
I shot out of my chair and looked at them, dumbfounded. N-N-Nar-Naruto…. NARUTO IS GAY?! Danny looked up at me and tried to calm me down. I fell back in my chair, as my soul left my body. I zoned out for a while, until Iruka-sensei came in he gave us a speech, and told us, "Now... You will be assigned duties by the village. So today we will be creating the 4 man teams… and each team will have a 'Jounin' sensei. You will follow that sensei's instructions as you complete the assigned duties. We tried to balance each team's strengths" as the class hear this, they all screamed "What?!" he went down the list, Momo was assigned with Kiba, Hinata, and Shino. "Next team 7… Kiyosara Kikiyo… Anemoi Danielle …" as he said this I jumped up and said "Yay!" "Uzumaki Naruto… and… Uchiha Sasuke." When Naruto heard the last name, he became depressed. Naruto and Sasuke squabbled loudly after that.
After the class ended, Danny and I were called out to behind the school. "Don't you two dare get close to Sasuke!" this girl with bleach blonde hair and a purple outfit cried at me. MS. Pink agreed with her, "Despite the fact it actually hurt to agree you Ino-pig, I have to say you two should not get close to him either!" I looked at all the girls. Ms. Pink got up close and personal to Danny, "It you do, we won't be very nice." Danny growled, and spun around quickly, smashing her tail into , hard. "You won't have to worry about that. Just stay away from me. And I won't hurt you." She said without stuttering once. I was shocked and so proud of her. Danny walked away, and the girls helped Ms. Pink up. They turned their attention to me. Smiling, I said "Ms. Pink, I do not know who you are… but you won't have to worry about me liking duck butt- I mean 'Sasuke' after all, he isn't good looking at all, nor is he interesting" I started to walk away. When someone grabbed my arm and turned me around. . "My name is Sakura. And don't you dare talk about Sasuke-kun like that! You aren't even pretty and you-"before she could finish, I kicked he arm with my right leg, set it down then quickly lifted my left leg and kicked her in the chest, sending her flying backwards. She slammed against the tree and lost consciousness. "Don't you dare touch me. I'm not in the best mood right and I have no idea where your filthy hands have been." I dusted off the place she touched and continued walking away. I heard some of the girls ask if "Sakura" was okay.
I walked back into the class, just before Naruto set up a trap for our sensei. "pft.. Like a Jounin is going to fall for such a simple booby trap" as he said this, i glared at Sasuke, mentally stabbing him millions of times. Just then, a hand appeared at the door and opened it slowly, and the "simple booby trap" worked. Naruto laughed and Sasuke looked dumbfounded, as Danny and I stared at the white haired man. He wasn't particularly ugly, from what we could see of his face. He had a mask that covered up tot he top of his nose, and his forehead protector covered one of his eyes. his first words to us were "Hmm... How can i say this..? My first impression is... I don't like you guys!"
Kikiyo: WELL! WE have met our sensei and he seems... interesting enough ^^
Danny: I-I'm glad w-we are i-i-in the same team k-ki-Kikiyo
Naruto: DANG IT! why am I in the same group as Sasuke?
Sasuke: It's not like I'm happy either.
Kikiyo: I'm trying to stay as close tot eh story as possible! SO ZIP IT, DUCK BUTT AND IDIOT!
Naruto: LOL! DUCK BUTT! XD wait... Why am I a idiot?!
Kikiyo: you didn't throw out the milk like i told you to earlier. YOU HAD STOMACH PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THAT. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK IT!
Naruto:...
Momo: I'm so happy! I'm in the same group as Kiba! :D
Shi-chan: Well... This is troublesome but I guess I have to say it. Thanks for reading. Kikiyo will update tomorrow.
Kikiyo: WHAT?! O_O I will? well... i gues... if i can make it. after all, people who read this deserve it ^^
Everyone: Good bye~