Kikiyo: wow… I updated two in one day yesterday ._. Please don't expect that again….

Naruto: *cough cough* lazy *cough*

Kikiyo: ….. Next time I'll let you starve to death.

Naruto: That's it! I can't take your abuse anymore! Time for me to fight back!

Gaara: Lets bet who will win again. I want more cookies.

Everyone: Kikiyo.

Naruto: Wha-what?! O_O hey!

Hinata: I-I-I mean…. N-Naruto-kun…

Naruto: thank you!

Kikiyo: …. *smiles* .TO. (Heart)

Naruto: ….. O.O I-I'm sorry….. For defying you…. My mistress….

Kikiyo: good Boy.

Gaara: ….. Too many people voted for Kikiyo….. No cookies…..

Danny: *gives him a lot* h-h-here…

Chapter 10: The worst possible client

"Pass? Why?" Naruto asked. "You guys are the first. Everyone else would just do whatever I told them. They were all just morons. A ninja must see underneath the underneath. Those who break the rules and codes of the ninja world are called trash… but you know what? Those who don't take care of their comrades are lower than trash. That ends the training. All of you pass! OK! Starting tomorrow team #7 will begin its duties!" Kaka said while giving us a thumbs up. "YAY! I did it! I did it! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!" cried Naruto. We all started walking away, leaving Naruto tied to the stump, "God damn it! I knew this would happen! Untie me!" he screamed as we slowly walked away.

As Danny, Naruto, and Sasuke hid behind several different trees, slowly getting closer to the target, I heard Kaka as, "What's the distance to the target?" as the three of them answered. I walked up to the target. Getting down on both my knees, I whispered, "Come here, sweetie." The target slowly padded towards me and leapt into my arms, comfortably. Then I heard Kaka say, "Ok! Go!" as the three of them leapt out towards the target and I, I held the target by the back of its neck. As Naruto screamed, "URAA!" I held out the cat and said, "Here." Naruto blinked at me and said, "Uhhh… thanks" He took the cat, as it stared scratching him. "Ribbon on the left ear… Are you sure this is the target, Tora?" Kaka asked. "Yeah, we're sure" replied Sasuke. "Good. Lost pet "Tora" search mission… complete!"

When giving the cat back to the Fire country Lord's Wife, Madam Shijimi, I could understand why the poor thing had run away. "Ohh, my cute Tora-chan. I was so worried." "Now… Kakashi's team #7 your next duty is… hmm… babysitting an elder's grandson, shopping in the neighboring village, and help with the potato digging." The Hokage said, ignoring the madam. Great more useless things to do. These things happened in our world already, I wanted something different. How is this any different? As if reading my mind, Naruto said, "NO! NO! NO! No, thank you! I want to do, you know, a more incredible mission! Find us a better one!" I started to zone out, thinking about what kind of mission would be more exciting, when I heard the Hokage say the words we all wanted to hear, "I'll give you a C-rank mission. It's a protection mission of a certain individual." That immediately lifted out spirits, "Who?! Who?! A feudal lord?! A princess?!" "Calm down, I'm about to introduce him. Hey, will you come in here?" "What's this? They're all a bunch of super brats. Especially… the second shortest one with the super stupid-looking face. Are you really a ninja? Hey?!" "Haha! Who's the shortest one with the stupid face…" He laughed while looked at me; I was the shortest standing at 4'5, Naruto at 4'7, Danny at 4'8, and Sasuke at around 4'9. His laughter slowly died, "I'll kill you!" he screamed as Kaka held him back, "What's the point of killing the person we're supposed to protect? Idiot!" "I am the super expert bridge builder Tazuna. I expect you to provide me super protection until I get back to my country and complete the bridge." The drunk man said simply.

As we the village, Naruto got very excited, "Let's go!" I looked at him curiously and Sasuke asked, "What are you so excited about?" "Cause… I've never left the village before." Naruto answered while exploring the land. The drunk man looked at Naruto and said "Hey! Am I really going to be safe with this brat?" Kaka laughed and replied with "Well, I am a Jounin. Don't worry." "Nice to see how much you trust us, Kaka." I mumbled. " Kaka just smiled at me. As we started walking Naruto and them were chatting happily and I stared at the ground. I kept tripping over nothing, so I kept my eyes glued to the ground hoping to catch myself from tripping as much. While watching the ground, I noticed something. A leaf floating in a puddle of water. That was a bit strange. There was only one puddle of water. As I looked into the sky, I tripped. There are no clouds either. While wondering about it, two ninja's appeared and had kaka in chains. "One down." They said. They ripped him into shreds and then appeared in front of me, behind Naruto. Before they could say anything else, I threw a shuriken at one of their chains, Sasuke did the same to the other chain both their chains were stuck to a tree nearby, Sasuke landed on top of both their arms and he kicked both of their heads they released the chains.

Kikiyo: and then I'm too lazy to write the rest and I have to leave now…. Aha…. Don't kill me .

Naruto: KAKASHI-SENSEI!

Sasuke: ….. *too shocked to say anything… or maybe constipated…*

Danny: *already knows everything*

Kikiyo: baiiii guys! I hope like this cliffhanger! Btw... I'm very happy to know people are still reading my stories ^^ you guys are amazing! I'll try to update as much as I can! Just for you amazing people! Also, I plan on starting a new fanfic. this one is going to be either... pokemon, Fairy tail, Detective Conan ( AKA case closed), or something else if you guys want! Please comment which one you would like to see most!