Warning: OOC levels for this story are off the charts. Don't say we didn't warn you.


"Alright Jellal," Erza said, crossing her arms. "What did you want to tell me about?"

Jellal twiddled his thumbs rapidly. "Umm, well about that, heh heh heh." His voice faded.

"What?" Erza asked, her voice slightly impatient.

"Erza, I've known you for a long time and...I almost killed you once..tee hee! Hee hee..."

"Jellal just spit it out already!" Erza glared.

"Well, what I guess I'm trying to say is, E-Erza w-w-will you y-you... SCRATCHMYBACK?!"

She gave him a weird look. "Um...Ok?" she scratched his back a couple of times. "Is that what you wanted? Then..." She turned to leave.

"WAIT NO ERZA! I really like youuukuleles."

"Okaay? I'll look for one over weekend?"

"No wait! I-I-I-I-I-I" Jellal began to hyperventilate. He curled up into a ball and began to bawl his eyes out.

"You know what? I'll just go now..."

"Noo!" Jellal sobbed grabbing onto her leg. "That's not what I wanted to say!"

The mighty Titania fell letting out a stifled cry. "AHH! My ankle. Damn you Jellal! Now I can't walk properly!"

"OH MY GOD!" Jellal started spazzing out. " S-SORRY! Hold on, I'll get help! Mira, wait no. Um Poryluscia? No, too far away. Wait, wait, I'll go get Wendy!" He turned to rush away.

" Stop overreacting you idiot!" Erza growled. " I'm fine. Just help me up!"

"O-Okay!" Jellal held out a hand, and she grabbed it, pulling herself up.

"Erza! Turn around!" He exclaimed.

"What!?" She widened her eyes.

"Just do it!" He pleaded.

"Erza. Lately I've been thinking that it's the right time to take the next step so Erza," He said pulling out a box and kneeling. "Will you marry me?"


Erza hobbled through the guild doors, limping on one foot.

"Erza? What happened?" Lucy asked worriedly.

"Did someone attack you? I'll take 'em down!" Natsu grinned, smacking his fist into his hand.

She shook her head. " Oh don't worry, nothing happened, really."

"Then why are you limping?" Gray questioned.

" Oh," Erza smiled, showing them her left hand. "Jellal proposed!"


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