Madeline smacked her forehead and groaned in exasperation. "I forgot to write down one of the most important parts!" She picked up her phone and sent a text to the whole Yaoi Club, telling them that they had to bring normal clothes for "Phase Two: Trick Berwald." They each texted her back saying that they did it then or they'd do it tomorrow morning.

"Maru kaite chikyuu.. Maru kaite chikyuu..." Madeline chanted, booting up her computer. "YAY! An update!" she exclaimed, right after checking her email. She read the new chapter, grinning widely at all the cute fluffy(COUGHsufinCOUGH) parts. Madeline clicked over to an anime website, glad to see that they now had all of the episodes up.

"Hi. Iceland here. This map kicks ass! I look huge, right? Oh, remind me to tell you about the time I had that DNA test done on myself..."

After she finished watching the episode, Madeline stopped and thought for a moment.** "Denmark is so much like Soren... They've even got the same hair! Then there's Ludwig and Feliciano... German and Italian... And Kiku says he's close friends with them!" She stopped to laugh out loud. "Which other characters are like people I know?"

"Bella, you're supposed to be like... A ninja, not a cat!"

"Aaw..." Bella reluctantly removed her cat ears.

"Now guys, are we ready?" Madeline looked around at the circle of black-clad yaoi enthusiasts. Bella was smiling in her usual catty way, Lili looked truly excited for her first mission, and the three eldest "Cupids" were greatly anticipating the results.

"Okay, guys, let's do it! Yaoi on three!"

The club stood in a circle, both hands in the middle.

"One, two, three, YAOI!" They cheered, throwing their hands up in the air.

They crept into the hall one by one, quickly locating Tino.

Quick Temporary POV Switch

"Hello, Tino, it's time for your life to change. And by that, we mean, your love life." A person dressed all in black said, dragging him by the arm to stand in front of a door. He/She/It opened the door. "You might not like this now, but you'll like the results." The voice of the person sounded strangely familiar to Tino, but he didn't have time to figure out who it was before everything went black.

POV is Switched Back

Meaning, they shoved him in the closet and locked the door. "Hehe... We win! Now for Phase Two!" said an unspecified club member. (*cough*LILI*cough*)

The Yaoi Club dashed back to their room. Kiku left the room to change, while all of the girls stayed and chattered about the plan, going over it at the last minute to fix any flaws. They posted Marie out in the hall to keep Kiku out until the girls finished changing, not that they needed to worry about him walking in. He would've waited outside anyway. They let him in and told him about the changes, then walked out into the hall in search of Berwald.

"Um, Berwald?" Lili tugged on his sleeve to get his attention. When he nodded at her to continue, she finished her lines. "Tino's stuck in a closet and we can't get him out. We heard you know a lot about carpentry and thought you might be able to help." She looked up at him, trying not to be intimidated by his enormous height. The rest of the Yaoi Club nodded in agreement with her statement.

"Of course I'll help my wife." Berwald replied, giving them one of his looks.

"Erm... I need to go... Blow my nose!" Elizaveta suddenly exclaimed, sprinting away.

Madeline whispered, "Nosebleed?"

Kiku confirmed her thoughts. "Nosebleed."

The small group led Berwald to the closet that they had trapped- Uh, found Tino in. "He's in there." Berwald quickly picked the lock and went into the tiny room to get Tino.* Bella slammed the door shut and the entire Yaoi Club piled against it, their combined weight keeping it closed against Berwald's assault.

"Eliza, lock the door!" Madeline said. Elizaveta looked kind of disappointed that she'd missed the whole thing. She locked the door and the group let out a sigh of relief, the ones that had ended up on the top of the pile(Lili, Michelle, and Bella) standing to let everyone else up.

"Kiku, you got the camera set up, right?"

The quiet Japanese boy nodded. "I made sure it could capture the whole(admittedly tiny) room."

"Quick! Let's get back so we can watch before anything happens!" Lili exclaimed, already halfway down the hall. The rest of the club raced after her.

"Wait for us!" Elizaveta and Madeline yelled at the same time, making them stop running and start giggling madly.

"Come on! I want to see them-" Elizaveta lowered her voice. "-make out!"

The blunt statement only made Madeline laugh harder. They walked down the hall, trying to get their breath back. Madeline and Elizaveta tiptoed exaggeratedly into the club's room. Apparently whatever was going on in the closet was boring, because Michelle and Bella had started discussing chocolate, while Willow and Marie played rock-paper-scissors and Kiku sketched something. Only Lili was still watching the video, but everyone else glanced up at it every so often.

"Aaaw! You're drawing them?" asked Elizaveta, peering over Kiku's shoulder. He nodded slightly, looking up at the screen of his laptop to get a reference for his illustration. Madeline looked at the video, being displayed in live action. Tino was sleeping slumped against the side of the closet, while Berwald looked as if he was considering banging his head on the door. At least, that's what they assumed, because his stern glare had shifted to a more annoyed or frustrated expression. On screen, Tino made a tiny noise and yawned, reaching up to rub his eyes.

"You guys! He's awake!" Lili squealed. The entire club gathered around the laptop.

Tino noticed Berwald on the other side of the closet, and promptly tensed, smiling nervously. "Ah... Um... Moi?"(1)

Berwald now looked a little... Sad. "Talar du svenska?" (Do you speak Swedish?) he asked, slipping easily into his native language.

"Ja... Men varför?" (Yes... But why?)

"Jag har alltid velat säga ..."(I've always wanted to say...) Was it just them, or did Berwald redden the tiniest bit? "Jag älskar dig."(I love you.) He leaned forward and captured Tino's lips in a gentle kiss.

"Aaaw!" chorused the club, quickly figuring out what had been said.

"Another success!" Madeline cheered.

Back in the closet, Tino blushed heavily as he looked at Berwald. "Jag älskar dig också." (I love you too.) Now it was he who kissed Berwald.

"The uke did it..!" Madeline pinched her nose and raced out of the room, presumably to find some paper towels. The rest of the club cheered and high fived, then they settled down and watched Berwald and Tino converse quietly in Swedish. Madeline came back and watched the adorable scene with them, until Marie broke the silence.

"Who's going to let them out?"

1. Hi

*I remembered that word-for-word off the top of my head... I can quote like half of that episode.. O.o That's how much I love my Nordic friends! :D

** :O She THOUGHT.

Iceland: Don't say anything. Just look.

Denmark: Are you sure it's okay for us to be reading something that's addressed to you?

Finland: Yeah, it looks very important!

Iceland: I know, I gave it to you. Just shut up and read it already!

Denmark: No need to be rude. *quotes letter* *says something I can't understand* Haha, I knew it! I mean, you're both creepy and have awkward friends and generally smell like fishes! *doesn't realize he just called himself awkward*

Norway: Shut it, Dane.

Iceland: We don't even look the same!

Me: Yes you do.

:3

I came up with a reason for Canada being so out-of-character: Because he's a girl in this fic, and America's still a guy, they don't get mistaken for each other, so Canada is able to be recognized and made her own friends and so she's got a different personality! :3

I keep making them get together in a closet... XD

On a random note, has anyone here read The Icemark Chronicles? I've read the first and second books, and I can't discuss it with anyone because none of my friends have read it... :( But the second has an EPIC ending!

This really freaky thing happened... Two girls on my bus said the exact same thing at the exact same time TWICE in a minute! They aren't even related!

I gave up on the poll. It stayed 50/50... With two voters. ^.^''