Chapter II Fangirls
Doctor: what happened?
Master: I kinda…crashed…a bit…
Doctor: what?!
Doctor: when?
Master: and there are two things
Master: the one good and… Well, the bad one
Doctor: tell me
Master: the good one is
Doctor: yes?
Master: the chameleon circuit is working again
Doctor: aww :(
Doctor: well thanks I suppose
Master: yes…well
Master: the bad one
Doctor: …?
Doctor: are you hurt?
Doctor: trapped?
Master: no
Master: no
Doctor: then what?
Master: there are two girls in here
Doctor: oh
Master: Yes, they say they know us
Master: And the TARDIS
Doctor: UNIT?
Doctor: TORCHWOOD?
Master: nop
Master: they say they are called whovians
Doctor: OMG
Doctor: Fangirls!
Doctor: Master!
Doctor: Run!
Doctor: Hide!
Doctor: I´m coming for you!
Master: yes well they are a bit scary, but they are nice
Doctor: nice?!
Doctor: Really?
Master: yes
Doctor: what did you do to them?!
Master: nothing, one says she is called Dani I think
Master: she is cool
Doctor: ohhh
Doctor: nice name
Doctor: *grabs Jack´s vortex manipulator and teleports there*
Doctor: here´s the Doctor
Master: Oh hi there, meet my friends
Doctor: Oh yes!
Doctor: Hello there! I´m the Doctor
Doctor: I see you´ve met the Master
Brenda: yes
Doctor: sooooo
Brenda: he is kinda weird, but nice
Brenda: like Santa
Doctor: well…
Brenda: ohh do that again!
Doctor: Well… I´m not sure if I should… *wink*
Brenda: ohhhhh
Dani: Santa is not weird! He brings us presents!
Dani: I like presents!
Doctor: *smiles*
Master: you know he is not real, don´t ya kid?
Dani: Just like you?
Master: Oi I am real
Brenda: not here
Dani: *slaps him*
Dani: Hmm
Dani: yup
Dani: Definitely real
Doctor: whoa whoa whoa
Master: of course I´m real you ape!
Doctor: what do you mean by "not real"?
Brenda: well in this universe
Dani: you heard that Brenda?
Dani: he called you ape!
Dani:* slaps him harder*
Brenda: yeah, I know what a prat *hits him too*
Master: Oi stop it
Master: I´m sorry ok
Master: just stop hitting me
Dani: now he apologizes
Brenda: well as I was saying
Doctor: *covers the Master´s mouth*Yes please continue
Brenda: Thank you Theta.
In this universe, in this timeline, you are not real, you can´t be
Doctor: How do you know my name?
Brenda: I,…um
Master: Do you know my name too?
Doctor: Brenda?
Brenda: well…yes
Doctor: the question is…
Doctor: Master!
Doctor: where is the TARDIS?]
Master: this is beyond crazy
Doctor: Ahhh there it is!
Doctor: *walks to the mirror in the closet, opens it and enters*
Brenda: you repaired the chameleon circuit?
Doctor: Nope. I like my Police Box. As soon as this is over I´m breaking it again
Doctor: Now the question is…
How could the TARDIS land here?
*Brenda and Dani follow the Doctor inside*
Brenda: can we say it?
Dani: *gives her the Toby McGuire look*
Brenda: 1
Dani: 2
Brenda: 3
Brenda and Dani: IT´S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!
Master: wow, that´s scary
Dani: *starts laughing and high-fives her*
Brenda: not as much as the Vashta Nerada
Dani: or the weeping angels
Brenda: "Hey who turned off the lights? Hey who turned off the lights? Hey who turned off the lights?"
Doctor:*gets angry* Shut it!
Brenda: sorry, forgot what that meant to you
Master: what are you talking about?!
Doctor: *calmer* how do you know all this stuff?
Dani: Shush Master. Not now
Brenda: we know this and so much more, you are the tenth aren´t you?
Doctor: ...yes
Doctor: tenth incarnation
Brenda: then you knew Rose Tyler
Doctor: ...
Brenda: and Martha Jones
Doctor: *sadly nods* yes
Brenda: and Donna Noble
Doctor: is there a point?
Brenda: then it is really you, you do exist, but not here
Brenda: you exist in another universe
Doctor: yes, but for that to happen the TARDIS must´ve entered another universe
Doctor: something´s not right
Doctor: i used Jack´s vortex manipulator to come here
Brenda: ... of course
Brenda: the crack in the wall...
Doctor: what? Crack?
Brenda: something you would not know
Doctor: where?
Brenda: because you haven´t lived it yet
Doctor:*runs outside the TARDIS*
Brenda: you are too young...
Master: Doctor?!
Where are you going?!
Doctor: HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THAT?!
*outside in the bedroom*
Doctor: two parts of time and space that should never have touched
Brenda: you couldn´t have known, and we thinking you are not real did not think about it being a problem
Master: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Doctor: but i should have seen it!
Doctor: why didn´t I?!
Doctor: Master!
Master: Dani can you explain this nonsense to me? Please BECAUSE I DON´T GER A SINGLE THING!
Doctor: don´t be so thick!
Doctor: there´s a crack in space and time!
Doctor: we don't exist here!
Doctor: if we don´t exist here we don´t exist anywhere!
Doctor: something´s happened in our universe
Doctor: why didn´t i see the crack? Why didn´t you see it?
*sudden realization*
Doctor: we are starting to fade
Brenda: but we are fading too!
Doctor: what?
Doctor: you don´t exist in our universe!
Brenda: this is our universe, this is not supposed to happen, why would we banish from our own universe?!
Doctor: No, this isn´t your universe either
Master: so... where are they from?
Doctor: nice question
Doctor: Of course!
All: what?
Doctor: we are from the same universe!
Doctor: think about it! You know everything about us. You know things that are yet to happen.
Dani and Brenda: what?
How?
Doctor: we do not exist here
Brenda: but have existed here all our lives
Doctor: Aaaah, but that is not entirely true is it!
Doctor: much likely this is a parallel universe
Doctor: everything is exactly like the other universe
Doctor: and when i say everything i mean almost everything
Brenda: like with Rose?
Doctor: exactly
Doctor: you guys are from our future
Master: but how did they arrive here without knowing?
Doctor: That´s what we´re here to find out
Doctor: we also got here without knowing
Doctor: Something or someone wants us off the picture
Brenda: but then how come we remember all our lives being here?
Doctor: perception filter
Brenda: hmmm, logical... but, wait... the crack
Doctor: the crack...
Brenda: *goes to Dani and whispers* it is ahead of time that´s not supposed to happen yet
Brenda: not until the end of time and the eleventh hour
Dani: I know!
Dani: the Master being here is completely wrong!