Chapter VI YANA
not much action here but it is a cute chapter :)
Dani: herself
The Doctor
Brenda: myself
The Master
Dani: ?
Brenda: if the Master making thingy was programmed for human DNA even if we are from another dimension, universe or thing... why we did not become the Master?
Master: Good question...
Dani: Oh for God´s sake!
Didn´t you hear the massive speech i gave you in the middle of the confrontation?
Brenda: Yes, i did, but i think that is not the answer
Dani: :|
Dani: Ok then what do you think it is?
Brenda: well i think maybe this lads over here are not the last time lords...
Doctor: What? No, we would have known
Dani: *fangirl screams* Are you serious?!
Brenda: well yes, we had our memories erased when we were left in the other dimension, did we not?
Dani: Yes...
Master: well there is an easy way to find out then, Doctor your stethoscope. *the Doctor hands him the stethoscope*
Master: *walks and stands in front of Dani*
Dani: Whoa! Watch the hands mister!
Master: yes, yes, i know.
Let´s see
*hears left side, normal heartbeat*
*hears right side...
Master: well...
Doctor: Yes?
Master: For a...
Doctor: a...?
Master: ...
Doctor: Time lord?
Master: yes time lord she has a wonderful heartbeat
Doctor: *grabs stethoscope from the Master, to Brenda* May I?
Brenda: well, yes...
Dani: Oh yes!
Doctor:*approaches and hears the left side* *du du du dum* *right side* *du du du dum*
Brenda : well…
Doctor :*smiles* Time lord !
Dani: that´s Time Lady!
Brenda: *Hugs the Doctor and then runs and hugs Dani*
Dani: Brenda! We are time lords! Yay!
Dani: This calls for a group hug!
Brenda: YESSSSS! *starts dancing and singing all around the TARDIS*
Dani: #But I would walk five hundred miles! And I would walk five hundred more! Just to be the one who´d walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door! #
*they all make a conga line*
Brenda: Oi, where are the bananas? There is no party without bananas!
*bananas, lots of bananas*
Brenda: Ok, now….
Let´s have a time lord party!
Doctor: *puts on party glasses*
Master: And then we travel? The Doctor promised to show me the universe…
Doctor: Already ahead of you
Brenda: no wonder why you are a party crasher…
Doctor:*starts pressing buttons and pulling levers*
*TARDIS dematerializes and materializes again*
Brenda: *super fangirling* She made the sound!
Doctor: of course she made the sound!
Doctor: the sound of sexiness
Brenda oooooh yiss
Dani: where are we?
Dani: or when are we?
Doctor: London! 1963! *goes outside*
Brenda: WAIT!
Doctor: Brilliant!
*comes inside again*
*approaches Chameleon Circuit, hammer in hand*
*starts destroying it*
Aha! That will do
Brenda: ok I expected that
Master: but why did you shout "wait"?
Doctor: Didn´t I tell you when we finished it I was going to wreck it again
Brenda: well…
Doctor: *pats the box* You sexy thing
Dani: what is it?
Brenda: You are the Master *points at him* and you are the Doctor *says pointing at the other time lord* what about us?
Dani: Hmm
Dani: I have to think this through
Brenda: how about…you could be The Reader, we´d call you just Reader
Dani: hmm "The Reader"
That´s nice
I like it!
Brenda: cool :)
Dani: thanks :)
What about you?
Brenda: I don´t know
Dani: you are very wise
But we can´t call you the Wiser
Brenda: Nop, we surely can´t
Doctor: Tell you what
Brenda: yes?
Doctor: its been a long day for all of us. Why don´t we rest for a bit and we´ll have our heads clear and ready to think names in the morning
Doctor: it wont be long. We are time lords so we don't need much sleep
Brenda: well taking is 3 in the morning I do agree, see ya lot in the morning
*next day or something time in the TARDIS is not really specific*
Dani: I know! What about The Writer? Or The Scientist? Or The Inventor? Or… or…
Brenda: The Writer has a nice ring
Dani: :D you tell us. After all it is your name
Brenda: I like it, The Reader, The Doctor, The Master and The Writer. We make a good team.
Dani: the crazy quartet!
Master: the last and most mad of the time lords!
Brenda: all of us travelling through the universe
Doctor: all of time and space. Everything that ever was and hasn't been. Where do you want to start?
Brenda: what about… the beginning of all
Doctor: the big bang?
Benda: well…never been there.
Master: it is just a bunch of gas and dust
Doctor: *gasps* I should push you out of the TARDIS for that!
Off we go! *pressing buttons*
000000 year!
Brenda: Doctor you were right to say the Master is a total spoil sport
Master: Oi!
Dani: why are you even a time lord if you think that space is a bunch of gas and dust?
Shame of an alien you are!
Brenda: don't mind him
Master: we are the same species
Doctor: lucky for you!
Imagine if we were all so small-minded like you!
Where would we be
Brenda: lost
Brenda:*comes near to Dani and speaks low* this is our official first time travel as time ladies
Dani: eeeee I know! And we are going to see the big bang! The beginning of all the universe!
Brenda: yissss, you know I believe even now, we will never stop fangirling
Dani: Never! It is our duty as fangirls
Brenda: oh yes!
Master: are we there yet?
Doctor: a little patience would be appreciated! We are going to the beginning of the universe after all
Brenda: yes patience Richard Parker
Master: who is Richard Parker?
Doctor: Richard Parker! The Bengal tiger! Life of Pi, Master
Brenda: real good movie in 2012
Master: ok…
Doctor: *starts reading symbols on the screen* Here we are!
As much as I would love to chat, don't you want to see what´s out there?
*opens the door*
Brenda: *runs to the door*
*at first pitch black, but then you can see a little light (like a shooting star) and then there is a BOOM (not like a big BOOM, mind you, more like a silent boom) and then a big ball of orange color starts spreading*
Master: there it is, told you it is a bunch of gas and rocks
Brenda:*pushes the Master slightly* it is beautiful…
Doctor: how can you say that? I mean look at it! The color of it! That tiny spark of light began it all! Not a single soul is here, well you know except for us but you get my point. No one to watch it. You should consider yourself lucky to be here.
Brenda: thank you Theta, thank you for bringing us here *hugs him and then sits on the edge of the door to watch the beginning of all things*
Doctor: *smiles and hugs back* you´re welcome
My pleasure always
Dani:*hugs the Doctor and whispers* thank you *then goes hugs the Master too before walking to the edge of the TARDIS with Brenda*
Brenda: do you have a camera?
Dani: *cheks in her poketses* I brought my Ipod but I also have my sister´s camera! It takes very good pictures and i´m sure she won't miss it for a while *hands it to her*
Brenda: thanks a moment like this deserves a picture
Dani: let's make a scrapbook!
Master: a what?
Brenda: a photo book, but cooler
Dani: yes! A scrapbook! Let´s take a picture of all our adventures and then we put it in a scrapbook and we decorate it!
Master: and what is the purpose of that?
Dani: to have fun and keep and share memories
Brenda: yes, we could go all over time and space and disguise and take funny pictures, so later on we can see them and laugh, and chat about old times
Doctor: well then! Let´s take our first picture!
Master: there is no way I am participating on that
Brenda: *grabs the Master by the ear and pulls him until all are in position for the photo*
Dani: Ok I´ll put it in automatic
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Dani: say cheese! Or… Beginning of the universe!
All say: BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!
*camera clicks*
Dani: *starts laughing*
Brenda:*starts laughing too and high fives each of them*
Doctor: *after high-five* time to go lads
Dani: awww :(
Brenda: well, if we must
Where to?
Doctor: don´t be sad Reader! There are still millions and millions of possibilities!
Doctor: I was thinking, given that the Master thinks this is all dust and rocks, he should choose the next destination
Master: Well thank you, we could go to the Medusa Cascade, after all you promised me
Doctor: Then let´s go
*starts same routine and the TARDIS shakes a bit*
Brenda: Oh, no…
Doctor: I remember Davros stole 27 planets and brought them here
Doctor: don´t worry she always does that
Travelling to the cascade is always a little tricky
Master: why don´t you simply admit you failed the exam to fly a TARDIS?
Doctor: I´ve managed very well, thank you
Brenda: well you actually lost the instructions in a black hole
Doctor: did I?
I don't need instructions! Revel at hearts
Brenda: *laughs*
Dani: *looking outside the window* We´re here!
*runs to open the doors*
Me: cool let´s take a look!
Doctor: I'm a little surprised you wanted to come here, Kosch. After all this IS pure gas and dust
Dani: Look at that shade of blue, Bren!
Me: WOW! This is brilliant!
Master: I know, but the memories it brings are precious to me
Doctor: That's nice.
Dani: This is where Davros took the planets after he stole them right?
Me: yes
Doctor: That's right! All of that just to make a reality bomb
Master: you never explained how you know this much about us...
Dani: Well... In our universe... I mean... The universe we were on... You, The Doctor, the TARDIS, the companions... Basically everything is a TV Show
Master: a TV show?!
Me: yes
Doctor: Cool! Is it popular?
Master: like the teletubies?
Dani: Yes, if you like
Me: yes Doctor it has this thing called fandom
Dani: And your fans are called Whovians
Me: ´cause you know everybody when they meet you ask: doctor who
Doctor: Ooooh yessss
Dani: The ultimate question
Me: the first question, the only question, the one that remains unanswered
Doctor: And will remain unanswered
Me: indeed
Doctor: Sorry, just the Doctor
Me: don't worry, we understand.
So... time for our second picture?
Dani: Yes!
•everyone poses •camera clicks•
Dani: Medusa Cascade... Check!
Me: great!
Master: I'm hungry
Me: Koschei, you are always hungry
Dani: Here! Have a tortilla!
•tosses the flat bread•
Master: *catches and gives it a weird look* what about we go to eat pizza to Pisa?