Chapter V Pizza
Dani: herself
The Doctor
Brenda: myself
The Master
Thanos
Dani: Why? You have something against tortillas? Huh? Well do you?
Dani: Ha just kidding
Doctor: Great! In know the perfect place
Master: no nothing against tortillas, but I thought you'd like to know Italy in let´s say...1856?
Doctor: Ok
Doctor: Okay... •in the keyboard• 1856... Italy
•vworp vworp• •TARDIS materializes•
Me: Doctor?
Doctor: Well go on, then
Dani: Adventure is out there!
Me: Doctor?
Doctor: What? Didn't you want Italy 1856?
Me: no, that's ok...just... Can you pass your hand through your hair while you smile, please?
Doctor: Uh... I-I suppose... I guess...
•passes hand through his hair while smiling• Allons-y?
Me: Allons-y! *died on the inside of excitement*
Doctor: •smiles and goes off running. Dani behind him•
*master and writer follow*
Me: um, Doctor I am sure this is Italy, but I'm pretty sure it´s not 1856 *sees cars flying*
Doctor: What?
Doctor: It can't be
Master: when are we!?
Doctor: I wrote the exact coordinates
Doctor: Judging from the flying cars I say, 2015
Me: *sighs* the TARDIS again taking us where we need to be and not where we want to be
Me: wait, you said 2015?
Dani: But that is the excitement
Doctor: Yes
Me: it´s the avengers two premiere!
Dani: Yes! Let's go!
Master: Avengers?
Dani: Earth's mightiest heroes
Master:?
Doctor: Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye, Black Widow and Captain America!
Me: for short a bunch of sexy guys and a girl doing badass stuff, it is a movie Koschei
Doctor: So you want to go?
Master: why not? But while we are here I must buy another suit.
Me: let me guess... Armani
*master grins wide*
Doctor: •rolls his eyes•
Dani: Okay let´s go
Me: ohhh yes!
*in the cinema, while watching the movie Thanos's evil minions start coming through the screen, and they are no 3D effect*
Dani: Doctor!
Doctor: It´s a portal!
*Thanos comes through*
Doctor: *seals the portal with sonic screwdriver*
Everybody out!
*humans run away*
Thanos: Fear me!
Doctor: Thanos! What are you doing here?
Thanos: who are you? You are not Midgardians
Doctor: No, I´m the Doctor. These are the Master, the Reader and the Writer
Thanos. Titles don´t matter, in the end you will fear me too
Doctor: What do you want?
Thanos: the whole universe
Doctor: pffft I´ve heard that one before
Thanos: Daleks and cibermen are nothing compared to me!
Doctor: I have stopped worse, you aren´t any different
Thanos: Oh, but I am different, the power I wield is beyond you, Doctor
Doctor: Oh, and what would that be?
Thanos: I have. You.
Doctor: what?
Thanos: the Oncoming Storm, The Destroyer of worlds, the man who destroyed his own planet, and annihilated his own race
Doctor: How did…?
*Thanos shoots a weird gun, the Doctor´s eyes start to become blue and he struggles*
Doctor: Aaaaaah! Guys!
RUN!
Brenda: what have you done?!
Thanos: I would say, I have expanded his mind *makes evil grin*
Dani: Doctor!
Doctor: *weakly* …no
Master: Doctor, nooo!
Dani: Master! Don´t you have a laser screwdriver?!
Master: *searches in his pocketses* Aha! Smart one Reader *points screwdriver at Thanos´s gun*
Dani: Let him go Thanos!
*kicks some of Thanos´s minions and grabs their guns, then tosses one to Writer*
Thanos: why should I let the most powerful weapon in the universe go?
Dani: Because you´ll have to deal with us if you want him
*the Doctor continues struggling*
Thanos: Ha! And what will you do, will you fight your friend?
Dani: ´till we die *shoots him*
Master: FOR THE DOCTOR! *starts fighting minions*
Dani: *to Writer* Wow did he just say "for the Doctor"?
Brenda: So it seems…
Dani: That´s what I wanted to hear! *follows the Master*
Brenda: CHARGE!
*the chitauri start shooting at us (but as the mother f*cking badasses we are) we start dodging and firing*
Thanos:*looks at the Doctor´s now blue eyes* in the end I have won
I have my weapon
Dani: *turns to look at the Doctor* No
Doctor! Listen to me!
You are the Doctor! The Last of the Time Lords
Brenda: Doctor please!
*the Doctor starts approaching slowly*
Dani you have a TARDIS
Thanos: Kill them…
Dani: You travel and see the universe with your companions!
Master: YOU PROMISED YOU´D take me to see the universe, YOU PROMISED ME!
*the Doctor´s eyes (or color) twitch for a moment*
Master: I regenerated for you! My only friend!
Thanos: sentiment…
Dani: Doctor we don´t want to hurt you
Brenda: come back to us, I know you are good!
You are very old, very kind, but you are not alone! You have friends! You have us!
Doctor: *telepathically* ~ guys it´s me. I don't have much time… we have to stop Thanos. The screen… the screen behind us. Make him go back.~
Brenda: Master, the screwdriver!
Doctor: *with the strength he has left* ~you must punch me or kick me. Do whatever you have to do to get the sonic. Get the sonic and open the portal~
Master: Oi, Reader! *tosses something small creating a distraction*
Dani: got it!
Brenda: *runs to the Doctor*
Dani: Now Master! *fires her gun at Thanos who backs up a little*
*Writer uses distraction to take the sonic*
Dani: *fires to Thanos (like there is no tomorrow :)) and he backs up* Writer! Open the portal!
Brenda: *uses sonic* Back to your pile of rocks Thanos!
Dani: haha!
*portal sucks Thanos and minions*
Dani: Woooooo!
Well done!
Master: Ohh yes! We did it!
Doctor: *groans*
Brenda: DOCTOR!
*everyone runs to the Doctor*
*his eyes still light blue but not with the same intensity*
Brenda: Theta, talk to us!
Doctor:*quietly and a little weakly* W-writer?
Are you alright?
Brenda: yes, yes we are all alright *says almost crying*
Doctor: *smiles weakly*
Master: you scared us for a second there
Doctor: Me? Nah, I had it under control
*Reader helps him sit up*
Brenda: oh, you mad man… *sighs*
Doctor: if you don't mind I would really like to go for pizza. Can we go?
Master: of course! That´s what we came here for in the first place
Doctor: thanks. Wanna give me a hand?
Dani: Let´s get out of this place
Brenda: of course Doctor *helps him*
Doctor: Thank you. And before we go…
Brenda: yes?
Doctor: I wanted to thank you for saving me. You were very brave. *looking at the Master* All of you. I wouldn´t have made it without you.
Master: ok…, you need to stop all this cuteness, it´s really disgusting
Doctor:*laughs* Same old Master
Brenda: *slaps Koschei in the head* you are welcome Doctor, you would´ve done the same for any of us
*back in the TARDIS*
Doctor: 1856! This time for real
Brenda: you sure?
Doctor: yeah, all this evil possessing made me hungry
Brenda: then we shall go eat!
Master: yes please!
Doctor: one last thing. Master, could you take us there?
Master: yes, I guess I could
Brenda: then lead on!
Doctor: Just, don´t get us in trouble
Just this once
Master: Very well let´s go!
Doctor: *goes to captain´s chair, sits down and lets the master get to it*
Brenda: one question…
Dani: yes?
Brenda: can we go meet Sherlock after the pizza?
Dani: and John!
Brenda: Oh yiss!
Master: Who?
Doctor: I don't see why we wouldn´t
Dani: Master don´t you know anything about this world?
Makes me wonder how you became prime minister
Brenda: Sherlock Holmes the most famous detective that ever existed! And his awesome best friend Dr. john Watson the only two consultant detectives ever existed
Dani: who live in 221b Baker Street! Seriously? You don't know who they are?
Master: uh Holmes you say… you mean Mycroft´s little brother?
Dani: unbelievable! You know Mycroft and you don´t know Sherlock? Someone slap him!
Master: Mycroft worked for me in the government
Dani: WHAT?!
Dani: Oh when I see him I´m gonna *punches her hand with her fist*
Doctor: why would he do that?
Master: who do what?
Doctor: *closes his eyes* Anyway… are we there yet?
Dani: why did Mycroft work for you?
Master: he worked there before I arrived, and when I became prime minister he stayed
Dani: we need to speak to Sherlock
Brenda: yeah we do
Doctor: but first pizza…
Please
Master: we are almost there
Doctor: *starts getting grumpy* and you call me a lousy driver
Master: patience "Richard Parker"…? Have I said it right?
Doctor: patience is for wimps
*the TARDIS materializes*
Brenda: See… we have arrived
Doctor: yay
Dani: *pokes him* C´mon grumpy pants *pulls him out*
Brenda: Come on Koschei, we shall now feast!
*after a long wanted and deserved pizza*
Doctor: *much more happy* Delicious!
Dani: I agree
Doctor: thank you
Master: ahh at last
Dani: It was really good
Brenda: oh yes… a fine meal
Doctor: *runs off* time to go bake in Baker street
Master: seriously Theta Sigma…? bake in Baker street?
Dani: Aaaaaaaaand he´s gone
Brenda: Doctor wait for us!
Doctor: C´mon! the last on is a rotten po-tay-toe!
Brenda: you actually said that?
Doctor: no, Sam Gamgee said it. Po-tay-toes boil´em mash´em stick´em in a stew
Brenda: You´ve read Tolkien?
Doctor: I´ve actually been to Middle Earth. Valuable member of the fellowship
Doctor: But I´ve also been reading "Tales of a Perilous Realm" lent to me by a very dear friend
Brenda: seriously?
Doctor: yes! Had to help the poor lads to get rid of the Nasgûl. Nasty fellows
Brenda: of course you are no man…
Doctor: *bows a little* that´s a tale for another day! We have an appointment with Mr. Holmes!
Brenda: Ok, but you must take us there sometime
Doctor: Promise
NOW ONWARDS!