Chapter VII Not Shakespeare
Dani: herself
The Doctor
John W.
Owner
Brenda: myself
The Master
Sherlock
Both: Lilith
Mrs. Hudson
Doctor: We have to hurry
*red kinda smoky stuff with lightning starts coming out of the theatre*
Dani: Uh-oh we are late!
John: not necessarily
Doctor: Hurry!
*all run into the globe*
*in the main stage*
Doctor: ahhh Rosie Williams, or should I say Lilith
Lilith: Doctor
Doctor: It´s been a while
Sherlock: witches
John: Uh-huh
Doctor: Stop this right now!
Lilith: NO!
Doctor: Ok if you won´t stop it then I will
Lilith: I will bring back my mothers and the rest of my sisters back
Doctor: you can´t. You need powerful words to do that. Love´s Labour´s Won is lost.
Doctor:*whispers to Reader and Writer* and we got plenty of spells don´t we *winks*
Brenda: OH YEAH!
Lilith: Love´s Labour´s Won aren´t the onely words of power.
There are others
Master: Like what?
Lilith:*smiles*
You shall try to rid of us,
But thee are to be deceived,
For we SHALL REBORN!
*thunder crashes louder*
Doctor: Oh
Doctor: thou shall be stopped!
Thou shall be forgot!
And return to the fiery chasm from whence you came!
Doctor:*shrugs* And I say to thee….
Brenda: Alaquestiqueveliquinate!
Doctor: ALAQUESTIQUEVELIQUINATE!
GOOD OLD MASTER!
Master: OH, YEAH, THAT´S MY WORD!
Sherlock: has that word any meaning?
*lightning intensifies and pink-reddish cloud grows bigger onely to suck everything (including Lilith)*
Lilith: NOOOOO! What have you done?!
Doctor: hold on to something!
Dani:*answering Sherlock* I don´t know! It´s the Master´s word
Brenda: is this the moment for that?!
Dani: what?! He´s the one who asked!
*everything starts getting sucked by the cloud and it finally ends*
Doctor: whew that was close
Sherlock: indeed
Owner: What happened here?! *sees everyone in the stage* you! You did this!
Owner: OUT! Out all of you!
Brenda: Run!
Dani: yes probably for the best
Master: into the TARDIS!
*everyone starts running*
*inside the TARDIS*
*the Doctor starts laughing*
*all join except John who doesn´t understand what´s happening*
John: What´s the matter with you?! Why are you laughing? We destroyed the Globe!
Sherlock: John we just saved the world from bad aliens
John: Yes! But… look what we did to the Globe! I am sure we are banned
Doctor: no problem. The Globe won´t be there anymore
I´ll make sure of that
The Carrionites could come back. So we´ll make it harder for them. Tear down the Globe, make a community garden
Master: how are you going to do that?
Doctor:*takes out psychic paper*
Sherlock: that paper is blank
Doctor: yes but not for them
Dani: smart
Sherlock: normal people believe that?
Doctor: it shows them what I want them to see
Sherlock: ridiculous
Doctor: ridiculously efficient
Sherlock: if you say so
Doctor: *smiles*
Master: So…shall we?
Doctor: We shall
To bake on Baker street!
Master:*sighs and rolls eyes at the Doctor*
Doctor: :D
*back at Baker Street*
Doctor: MRS. HUDSON! WE ARE BACK!
Sherlock: that was my line ¬.¬
Brenda: seriously Sherlock?
Doctor: really?
John: I must update my blog!
Sherlock: *looks away and goes upstairs*
*everyone follows*
Dani: I don´t know about you but I could really use a cup of tea. Anyone wants one?
Master: I could do with one
Brenda: I´ll help you
Dani: thank you
Sherlock: tea would be most pleasing *goes for violin and starts playing softly*
Doctor: OOOOH ME ME ME I WANT TEA!
John: could I have some?
Brenda: be calmed Doctor, and yes John of course you can
Doctor: sorry
John: thank you
*Dani and Brenda go into the kitchen*
Brenda: *fangirling…again* He is playing the violin!
Dani: *fangirls with her* And its beautiful! *melts* and John is blogging!
Brenda: yisss, and did you notice the face on the wall?!
Dani: Ohhh no! I didn´t. I must go back! *goes to the living room and then returns* OMG!
Brenda: And the skull is there too!
Dani: Oooooooh! This is awesome! *starts boiling the water*
Brenda: Ohh yiss!
Master: *gets his head in the kitchen* what are you two babbling about?
Dani: Master! Why are you always spying? Come and help us make the tea!
Master: *sighs and starts to help with the cups* you are not going to tell me are you?
Dani: well if you really want to know we were fangirling over John and Sherlock. But that´s girl stuff.
Unless you fanboy or something
Master: fangirling? What does that mean?
Dani: it means you get excited over something or someone who you are obsessed with and you scream and screech like a Nasgûl :)
Master: Ok… what is a Nasgûl?
Dani: you never read Tolkien or watched TLotR?
Master: that does not exist, at least not this our universe
Dani: WHAT?! No hobbits? :(
Brenda: oh, of course the Doctor had said he had been to Middle Earth
Dani: Now that makes me sad
Brenda: meaning, it is real there are no books
Dani: but those are good books and movies
Brenda: but that means there are real hobbits, means that Bilbo, and Merry and Pipin, they do exist, we could meet them!
Dani:*lights up* Really?! Yay!
Brenda: the Doctor promised he would take us to Middle Earth
Dani: yes! He did! *starts dancing*
*Writer dances with her*
Doctor:*from the other room* IS TEA EVER COMING? I WONDER SOOO *indirect*
Dani:*rolls her eyes*
Master: GOING!
Dani: let´s take the three types of tea so that everyone can have what they like
Brenda: OK *takes the tea box*
John: yeah sorry about that. We would have more, but someone…*looks at Sherlock* keeps using them for his experiments
Sherlock: that was one time John, and it was essential for my testing
*Sherlock stops playing and takes a cup and a bag of black tea*
John:*no hiding the sarcasm* Of course
Doctor: TEA! YAY! Tea saves my life once. Literally.
Brenda: yes, when you had just regenerated
Doctor:*grabs a cup and Chamomile* *sips his tea* Yup.
Mrs. Hudson:*enters with a tray full of cookies* heard you talking about having tea, Sherlock dear, so I brought you some cookies I made
Sherlock: thank you Mrs. Hudson
Mrs. Hudson: your friend over there*signals the Doctor* isn´t very quiet or discrete