YANA and will never be again

by FRMcL

What if the Master regenerated when he was shot after the "year that never was"? What if he stole the TARDIS again, and ended up in a strange place? How will the Time Lords will deal with a crack in time and space? Who will they find? And which adventures will they live? A tour into several Fandoms, so far: Doctor Who, Sherlock and LoTR, still planing on HP No ships, yet anyways.

9. Chapter 9

Chapter VIII: Guess who is coming to tea.

Mrs. Hudson:*enters with a tray full of cookies* heard you talking about having tea, Sherlock dear, so I brought you some cookies I made

Sherlock: thank you Mrs. Hudson

Mrs. Hudson: your friend over there*signals the Doctor* isn´t very quiet or discrete

Dani: Thank you! I´m sure they are delicious

Master: *takes one and starts munching*

Doctor: One can never be too quiet when tea is involved

Master: they are actually pretty good

Dani: Wooow and coming from the Master that´s saying something

Brenda: *to the Doctor* but perhaps you could control yourself a bit more, it´s not like you are a kid

Mrs. Hudson: *about the cookies* Oh, thank you dear

Doctor: what´s the point of being a grown up if you can´t be childish sometimes?

Brenda: that was not my point and you know it

John: please Mrs. Hudson, have a seat.

Doctor: :P

*as she seats there is a knocking on the door*

John: I´ll get it *opens the door*

*Mycroft enters*

*silence*

…

…

Mrs. Hudson: Oh, Mycroft dear! What a pleasant surprise!

Sherlock: what are you doing here? *says coldly*

Mycroft: What? Can´t a brother come and say hello?

Sherlock: you never come just to say hello

Mycroft: Yes. You are right. I was informed of some…activity…coming from the globe. You wouldn´t have anything to do with that, would you?

Sherlock: and what if I did?

Mycroft: then you would be pressed with federal charges for destruction of the crown´s property

Master: Really? That´s absurd! We just saved the world from a bunch of witches!

Mycroft: *looks at him* And who would you be?

Master: Me?

Mycroft: Well yes. Who else?

*Master stands up and uses pose of "b*tch please I am in my Armani suit"*

Mycroft: *rises his eyebrow and leans in his umbrella in a "b*tch please I have a fabulous umbrella" pose*

Brenda: master, *stands and whispers in the Master´s ear* he wont remember he knew you the year that never was

Doctor: *whispers in his other ear* She´s right Master. Everyone´s memories were erased except for you, Jack, Martha, her family and me.

Master: then how come Sherlock remembers?

Doctor: Sherlock has an exceptional mind. You saw he wasn´t fooled by the psychic paper. He obviously saw through your plan

Master: very well *extends hand to Mycroft* I´m Harold Saxon

Mycroft: *shakes his hand* Mycroft Holmes

Doctor: John Smith

Master: a pleasure to make your acquaintance

Mycroft: yes. And what were you saying about the lobe Mr. Saxon?

Master: I said we saved the planet from witches

Mycroft: witches?

Brenda: more like aliens trying to take over the world, Carrionites to be precise

Mycroft: Do you think I am stupid? I wasn´t born yesterday Mr. Saxon. Everyone knows witches don´t exist. *eyeing all of them* Maybe in some ill mind

*another knock in the door*

John: *opens the door*

*Queen Elizabeth (Liz II) enters*

Doctor: Whaaat?

Liz II: Doctor

*all stand up*

*Sherlock is not amused*

Doctor: *straightens* *clears his throat* *bows slightly*

Liz II: Mycroft

Mycroft: Your majesty *bows*

Liz II: you should start believing in aliens, you are surrounded by them

Mycroft:*speechless* B-but your majesty…

Sherlock: oh, Mycroft please, it is obvious, are you that hardheaded? *says a bit annoyed*

Mycroft: *falls silent*

Liz II: Doctor, what did you do with my theatre now?

Doctor: Ahhh we were tracking a Carrionite. Sure you have heard of a similar incident back in 1599

Mycroft: did he say "1599"?

John: *shushes him*

Liz II:, it is the second Globe you destroy, the first time though you were with Shakespeare, my predecessor asked for your head

Doctor: well by now you should stop building them

Master: Your head?!

Doctor: Yes, my head, try to keep up Master

Liz II: I believe we should, even if it´s just from preventing you from destroying them

Doctor: thank you. Why don´t you build a community garden, eh? Much more safe

Liz II: *looks not amused at the Doctor* Well there won´t be charges against John or Sherlock, you instead Doctor will have one more in your extensive list of faults against the Empire *with that she turns and leaves*

Brenda: wow charming woman she is

Mycroft: *still shocked*

Doctor: I think that went pretty well

Master: Well you are not in prison or beheaded, so… yes it went well

Sherlock: *looks at Mycroft and says bitterly* sit before you fall

Mycroft: *walks and almost falls on the way to the couch, but gets there and sits* So… you! *points at the Doctor, and he waves* and…and you! *points at the master*

Doctor: yes, and also them *points to Reader and Writer*

Sherlock: *sighs* yes they are all aliens, even though they look human

Doctor: you look Time Lord. We came first.

John: Well, I´m glad we weren´t arrested

Mrs. Hudson: oh, Sherlock, you and your weird things, I´m going downstairs now, call me if you need anything *says kindly and leaves shaking her head*

Dani: Bye Mrs. Hudson! Thanks for the cookies!

Sherlock: Well, maybe Doctor, but you are in our planet right now

Doctor: yeah? So what?

Sherlock: is it not obvious, there are more of us, and I am just trying to explain to my brother

Doctor: *grumps quietly* primitive minds

Dani: What was that?

Doctor: nothing

Brenda: you should relax both, and Mycroft, we are not going to eat you, after all humans don´t taste that good, so breathe

Mycroft: thaaaanks *with sarcasm* that´s reassuring

Dani: have a cup of tea. It´ll make you feel better

Doctor: or a piece of chocolate

Brenda: that makes Vulcans drunk, you know? And makes you feel better against a dementor´s attack

Sherlock: I really liked those books, really creative of JK

Dani: What? Chocolate? Poor guys. Chocolate is delicious!

Brenda: actually it´s quite funny

Dani: hahahahaha, imagine Spock: "Ain´t nobody tells me what to do brah"

Brenda: hahaha yes would be pretty fun

Mycroft:*a little more recovered* I-I think I´ll be off now

Master: A pleasure meeting you

Doctor: same here *extends his hand to shake Myctoft´s*

Mycroft: *looks unsure at the Doctor´s hand*

Doctor: Aww come on, I won´t bite you! *shakes it*

Sherlock: don´t come back any time soon

John: I´ll show you to the door *leads Mycroft to the door*

Mycroft: *takes one last look at the living room were the Doctor waves before John shuts the door in his face*

Brenda: you were both really mean to Mycroft. He deserves it tho.

Sherlock: indeed he does

Doctor: he was just doing his duty

Master: he was never a person you would like to be with

Dani: (8) just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down (8)

Brenda: oh, oh I like that song

Dani: is a very good song

Sherlock: enough talking about my brother. How long will you be staying this time?

Doctor: I don´t know, what do you think?

Master: I don´t know, if you want us to leave…

Sherlock: Of course not! Being surrounded by smart people once in a while is quite a nice experience!

Dani: That´s very nice of you! Thank you!

Brenda: Sherlock Holmes just said we are smart… *shocked*

John: are you saying I´m not smart enough?

Sherlock: I did not say that at all, you are smart, otherwise I would not be living with you at all, I would never live with someone stupid, let alone drag them to work with me

John: Uhhh …ok thanks, I guess

Sherlock: you are welcome

Doctor: *lights the chimney with his sonic*

Dani: Now what? Its getting late

Master: we should go to the TARDIS, we could be back tomorrow, if you'd like *says to John and Sherlock*

John: Yeah. Sounds good

Sherlock: it would be a pleasure

Doctor: Ok, come on girls

*the next day*

Doctor: *gets out of the TARDIS, which is parked on the living room* Hello Sherlock! How did you sleep?

Sherlock: what is this *gestures at the TARDIS* doing in my living room?

Doctor: *looking offended* This? "This"?! "This" as you called her, is no other than the last TARDIS of its kind! What is your living room doing here, if you ask me!

Dani: *getting out of the TARDIS* gosh, what´s wrong with you people? It´s nine o´clock in the morning! Why do you hate sleep? Stop shouting!

Brenda: *still yawning* hush everyone, just shut up until I´ve had a cup of nice and sweet coffee

Dani: Coffee! 3 I´m coming with you!

John: everything is in the second cabinet to the right

Dani: thanks

Sherlock: Mind making tea?

Dani: only if you hush

Sherlock: *goes pick violin and starts playing something soft and refreshing*

Dani: Thank you that´s better *Follows Writer to the kitchen*

Master: so, what shall we do today? Yesterday I heard the girls talking about hobbits and stuff, they said you promised to take them to this Middle Earth place.

Brenda: Myself, The Master, Sherlock, Liz II

Dani: Herself, The Doctor, John W., Mycroft

Both: Mrs. Hudson

And this is just an announcement to all of those who are following this story I will not post the next chapter (Let´s hunt the necromancer) until i get at least 3 reviews.