My name is John Egbert, and fuck, am I freezing.
When I began to wake up, I could already begin to feel the cold. It was enveloping my legs. I tried to kick my sheets down to cover them, but I couldn't feel them. I groaned. I had probably kicked them off the bed in my sleep again.
I opened my eyes to find them, but when my eyes slid open, they were met with a bright sky rather than a ceiling. I jumped.
Oh, right. Gamzee's party. Damn.
I looked around.
It turns out, I was in the pool. On a floatie lounger. With Karkat. Naked.
I attempted to slide off the pool lounger and disengage myself from Karkat's grip, to no avail. We both ended up in the water. Karkat, now wide awake, immediately let go of me and surfaced, with me not far behind.
"What the hell, fuckass!" he shouted at me, though his pale face was tinted red and he was looking anywhere but me.
"Ugh, shoosh," I said. His shouting made my head ache. "I don't know man."
Karkat grumbled and proceeded to climb out of the pool in all his naked glory and stomped off. I also climbed out of the pool and shuddered as my wet skin touched the air. I went off to find my clothes. I passed Aradia asleep underneath the tree, Sollux above her reaching for a bee hive. Jade was sleeping inside the dog house.
I entered the house, skirting around some people stumbling around and moved inside the bathroom. My clothes were strewn about inside it, thankfully with nothing on them. Feferi was passed out cold in the bathtub full of water and at least ten rubber duckies.
I dressed quickly after drying off and exited the bathroom. Rose and Kanaya had both awoken and were now sitting in the living room peering at a laptop together. I stifled a laugh. Kanaya was dressed as a disco ball.
As for the rest of my friends, Eridan was asleep in the fishtank and Equius was asleep on the couch with Nepeta curled up on his stomach. Gamzee was chilling in the armchair with a grin plastered on his face. Terezi, Tavros, and Vriska were not in the living room though.
"John, you need to see this," Rose said. She motioned me over.
"What is it?" I asked, sitting next to her.
'It' in question was pictures of the party posted all over Facebook.
Vriska in a cabinet with a beer can sword, Rose and Kanaya kissing, Terezi riding Tavros like a bull, Feferi holding Eridan`s scarf as he threw up into the toilet, Dave and I keg standing, and Karkat kissing a bunch of people.
But what really got me was the pictures of Karkat and I. There were several of us kissing, and a few of us holding hands or hugging, and even one of us on the floatie.
Rose giggled at me. "Seems as someone is a little bit more homosexual than they think."
I glowered at her. She smiled sheepishly.
I sighed and left, hoping that I didn't have to deal with anymore awkward run-ins.
A/N: Hello! I am MorganGrimm :) hope you enjoyed my chapter. I hope to make the next one longer.